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[The Coastal Clam] Not so Goody Two Shoes(Lander)

Postby Lavira on July 1st, 2013, 12:52 am

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"I do more than just clean up bird shyke, Lander." She said firmly, taking a bite of chow, chewing slowly, and then swallowing. "Otherwise I'd just be a dek like the rest of the folks I work around. You think I could afford to come to the Clam otherwise? Hmph." She snorted once more and put another forkful into her mouth to chew and swallow. "I get to teach them, too. What the mother can't when she's doing her own duties. Stuff about the city and us Inartans, the importance of their roles, sometimes even hunting. I'm going to try and set something up with one of the hunters, too, where they trap me live prey. I can give this to the eaglets to hone their instincts. It's no different in doing that than it is giving a feather to a cat to chase." The woman remarked and ate silently a little longer.

She'd taken his attempt at insult in stride that time, breezing over it smoothly to explain a little more of what it was she did. The food was particularly savory, the rich compliment of the sauce and seasoning with the tasty sweetness of the seafood. Delish! Her eye took advantage of his brief distraction to consider him more closely, the shaggy hair making him seem even more rogue while the gesture of hand sweeping through it made the Chiet think him anxious. He didn't act anxious; he was far too sure of himself. It wasn't a need for approval, she didn't think...just...a need to interact. Opposingly, Vira preferred her solitude. At least he was entertaining and easy on the eye even if his eyes were a little too slanted for her tastes.

"Well, I'm hardly surprised you scared her off. Maybe you should learn from the mistake of oogling her next time."

And it remained that way up until the very last of his statements left his lips, his own oogling of her dinner and how she ate making her stop completely. The fork had paused in front of her open mouth and heat blossomed in those high cheeks before her jaw clicked shut. Vira grit her teeth tightly, eyes blazing with embarassed anger. She did NOT just inhale her food! And the insult that the eagles were sloppy in their own consumptions was absurd! They hadn't teeth, just a beak! But Vira at least understood the taunt beneath it and the jab at her lack of a male companion. The red in her cheeks spread out a little more and the woman put the fork down as slowly as she could. It still clanged when it hit the plate. It all came to a head at his suggestive question. 'Do you swallow?'

Vira was genuinely speechless for a long and horrible minute as she tried to see how best to answer him. Finally, she had it, that pleasant warmth churning in the heat of her borderline shame (for Vira was no messy eater! She ate with the precision of someone who loved order rather than chaos; Gnora would have been proud). "Says the tailor who scared his own waitress away."

"You talk a big game but, in reality, you're nothing more than a skittish little queer. And you think I'm a messy eater? Hmph, I have more grace at the table than you do just sitting there staring like some-" She gestured at him with a hand, head to toe. "-petching dek-licker. That's really all you even are, though, isn't it. You're just too pathetic to admit it to yourself that you're nothing more..." She got to her feet, one hand on the table, the other reaching across the table to jab his chest firmly with her index. "...than a long-dong...." another jab. "...spit-shining...." a third. "...DEK LICKER." This final a practical shout. That raptor-like stare would feel more intense as she loomed down on him, teeth grit, cheeks still red. "And you, huh, you swallow aaalll the time. It's why your teeth are so white."

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[The Coastal Clam] Not so Goody Two Shoes(Lander)

Postby Lander on July 3rd, 2013, 8:34 pm

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Lander smacked his palm on the table, emphasizing his already raucous laugh. He threw his head back, shoulders shaking violently with mirth as his amusement disrupted the entire restaurant. The few couples and groups already there turned to give the two of them dirty looks. Him laughing up a storm, and her, almost as loud, poking a finger into his chest and spewing her retorts. He couldn't even be mad, she was so brilliant. Her fingernail did hurt a little, though, he had to admit. Did she sharpen that thing, or what? He rubbed his chest where she'd stabbed him with her talon-like phalanx, and wiped a tear from his eye. He'd actually managed to cry a little, he'd laughed so hard.

He knew she was mad, what woman wouldn't be? But he hadn't been able to help himself. True, he'd probably gone a little too far. Lavira's reaction though, had still been hilarious. Her face had gone so red he thought steam would billow out of her pretty little ears. Poor girl. Lander couldn't even be insulted at the insinuation that he was gay. That would be hypocritical, he'd threw the insulting suggestion at her first. Maybe he should wave the proverbial white flag of truce. Lander smiled as he held his hands up, a sign of surrender. "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said that." The look of angry skepticism on her face made him sit up straighter, and motion at her like he was trying to calm a rabbid dog. "Honest! Chiet's honor. Cross my heart." And he did so, with his index finger.

"I get a little carried away sometimes." Lander ducked his head, offering a far less sarcastic smile. This one was kinder, more hesitant. "Truce?" That was a long shot. "I really don't want to get kicked out of here again, but we're causing quite a scene. If I keep on prodding your sore spots I'll get kicked out to the curb. Or stabbed more by that claw of yours." He rubbed his chest again, where Lavira had poked him.
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[The Coastal Clam] Not so Goody Two Shoes(Lander)

Postby Lavira on July 4th, 2013, 3:30 pm

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The gall of this man! The unwelcome laughter just...UGH! She wanted to hit him! No, she wanted to drag him up to the aeries and shove him into the nest with the hatchlings. Let them pick the laughing fool apart, piece by arrogant piece while she sat nearby watching and saying something like "Who's laughing now?!"

Then, as his hilarious outburst subsided slowly, that hand rubbing the spot she'd jabbed, he tried to apologize. Distrust and disbelief struck her immediately and she was close to slapping him this time until he reiterated it, trying to persuade her the truthfulness of his remarks. "Yea you do." She grumbled when he spoke of getting carried away, the woman far too embarrassed by his callous statement to say more at that moment. It actually made her think about the fact that...well...the few friends she had were no more than that. Aidara was a flirt, yes, but Vira took it in stride. She didn't honestly have many male friends and to go off and ask if she swallowed? Like she was some...some kind of whore? The woman released a tight breath and slowly sat back on her side of the table, straightening the askewed plate and glass which had nearly been knocked over in her outburst.

Tilting her head some to look through the veil of her hair, she glared at him from across the table. His apology was weak, at best, especially when he tried to call her under-maintained fingers claws. Both hands slipped slowly into her lap and out of sight, cheeks burning again. "I do not have claws." Dealing with the birds everyday, she couldn't afford to keep long fingernails without risking losing them to some greedy beaks.

"You're a real jerk, you know..." She said in begrudging response to his truce, clearly not denying the olive branch which had been verbally extended. Her grumbling addition made her cheeks burn nearly as hot as the heart of the mountain they lived in. "And I do not swallow..."

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Postby Lander on August 11th, 2013, 4:01 pm

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Lander smiled, and it made his eyes crinkle at the corners. He had a dimple on his cheek, just to the left of his mouth. "I've always been a jerk. Probably will be for the rest of my mediocre life. I'll be patching holes in clothes and sewing outfits for snooty Inartans probably until the day I keel over from alcohol poisoning. Hopefully sooner rather than later." Amusement danced in his dark eyes. There was some truth in that admittance, though, as well. He wished he could climb the social ladder and get out of the shit hole life he was living. But his harpy boss had him under her well manicured thumb, and there was no getting out of his predicament that he could see. At least not in the immediate future. He could train diligently to become a hunter, but that would take time.

He leaned back in his chair, scratching and rubbing his jaw and chin. The door opened and a medium sized group of customers came through, laughing and joking amongst themselves. He looked up at the staff door, noticing some movement. Probably a waiter coming to service this new group. But no, it was the waitress the two of them had scared off. And she had his bottle. Lander smiled, tapping his fingers on his thighs rhythmically as she shuffled toward their table, looking more than a little uncomfortable. "Sorry, sir. We were having some trouble in the back," she mumbled, not really meeting his eye. She was a shy one. Lander glanced at Lavira, wiggling his eyebrows, then turned his attention back to the pretty waitress. "Perfectly fine. I was lost in a wonderful conversation with my friend here, anyways."

She tried for a smile, a little relieved he wasn't annoyed by her tardiness. "But," he continued, "I've changed my mind on my order. Decided I'm not hungry, or thirsty." The truth was, he'd patted his pocket earlier and realized they were more or less... empty. Lander had some coppers on him, but not enough to buy a nice drink. He smiled apologetically, and the waitress nodded quickly. "I'll go put this back, then." She smiled at Lavira, who made her far less uncomfortable. After all, she hadn't been the one staring at her ass. "Is there anything else you need, miss, while I'm here?" Lander looked at her too, and grinned. He held up his index, pantomiming filing his nail, and mouthed silently, "Declawed." He winked playfully.
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[The Coastal Clam] Not so Goody Two Shoes(Lander)

Postby Lavira on August 11th, 2013, 4:38 pm

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They sat in silence for a time, neither speaking after her final declaration, until a group entered and drew both of their attentions away. Vira eyed these new arrivals mutely, her head tilting in that peculiar way to keep them in sight for the duration of their appearance and settling into the seats they were alotted.

When the waitress from before at last returned, the bottle in hand, Vira watched the interaction closely. Lander was serious about not having any money; wow, how was that? Chiets and Avora made a reasonable income, surely one couldn't blow it all before the season had barely begun...could they? "Miss, wait, I'll pay for it." She offered at last, giving the previously chastened young woman a kind smile. "Just put it on the bill for the evening." Surprised by this, the woman opened it and left it for them, not wishing to remain further in the company of the one who had previously offended her.

Once she was gone, the teen emptied her own glass and refilled it from the bottle available now, taking a few quieting swallows before sitting back in her seat and keeping her hands beneath the table once more. His pantomiming made her purse her lips, however, as she sat straightbacked in the chair. A quip was on her lips and about to be shared when the new entries burst into laughter, creating yet another distraction. It was brief, though, and did not completely dissuade her train of thought as gaze snapped back to the "seamstress" to address him.

"You're going to get your butt kicked one day, you know." She said lowly, pondering if she should just kick him from under the table. This was cast aside, however; Lander would probably turn it into some sort of lewd interest. "They'll take you into the Pit and pluck you like a clipped chick. I think I'd like to see that. I bet you squeal, haha, I bet you squeal louder than a stuck pig."

Vira took another long drink after this, the pleasant warmth spreading further and softening her reactions (and restraints) further and further. She'd drunk a decent amount already, how far would she go? "You'll only be stitching and sewing so long as you want." Vira then leaned forward, her arms crossed on the table as she stretched towards him, grinning. "I should've been put Dek." Her right hand raised to touch beneath the blind eye. "This alone would've gotten me there, Lander. But see, Valintar Kaden allowed me to be placed as Chiet because of more than that. I believe that a person is only as much as they let themselves be. If you really think you'll be stuck as a tailor serving under the bitch of a boss it sounds that you have, then you will. You have a pretty face, Lander, but your attitude sucks. If you wanna be more, then be more. Don't accept mediocrity. Step up and DO!"

She concluded this little speech with a grin, still leaning forwards. The smile always improved her scarred features; for all of its simpleness, that smile spoke true to the words she'd just wrapped up saying. Vira was a trouper, taking the best out of a bad situation and working her way back to where she should belong.

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[The Coastal Clam] Not so Goody Two Shoes(Lander)

Postby Khida on October 12th, 2013, 12:15 pm

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Lavira

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Observation +1
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  • The Coastal Clam: delicious, friendly, and affordable
  • Lander: cocky, pathetic, maybe handsome
  • Lander: the drunken 'seamstress'


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Flirting +3
Observation +1
Socialization +1
  • The Coastal Clam: 'great' staff
  • Lavira: blunt but charming attitude
  • Lavira: nesting attendant and teacher


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I really liked the back and forth between your characters in this thread; they made great foils for one another and a very enjoyable read. I'm already sorry to see Lander retiring! Both of you, let me know if you have any questions or concerns regarding this grade.

Lavira, could you edit your post in the grade-request thread to note that this one's been graded, please? Thanks!
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