Quotes You'll Never Hear in Mizahar

by **Hirem** on February 26th, 2015, 4:46 pm

All of these are subjective, of course.

1. "I'm going to run a few training threads to boost my Observation skill."

2. "Even though it only pays 2gm/day, I chose the Labourer occupation for my new character, because it fits the story I plan to tell."

3. "I don't plan on acquiring a gnosis for my character."

4. "I run job threads early in the season, just because I love them so much. Also, the 2k word minimum excites me and encourages me to push past my limits."

5. "I don't think I'll need any placeholders for this season."

6. "I've been playing for two years and I still haven't mastered Socialization."

7. "Instead of waiting for the grader to assign me overgiving penalties, I'm just going to afflict my character with them in-thread."

8. "I'm going to give my new character Leeching as a starting skill."

9. "You know what, I have so much time on my hands, I'm going to create another alt."

9a. "I've got lots of free time to write solos for my character."

9b. "I've got free time."

10. "I'm going to start my new character in a domain without a storyteller or players, just because I like the location."

11. "I'm going to write a thread wherein my character breaks one of the laws of the city, just because I want to role-play the consequences."

12. "Man, I wish there were more legendary artifacts / monsters / locations in the game... I'm going to start a new topic in the Lore Discussion forum to gauge people's interest in my ideas!"

13. "The Syliran Knights are overrated."

14. "I really enjoy playing a Ravok character that's devoted to Rhysol and loyal to the Ebonstryfe."

15. "I'm going to play an Akalak in Riverfall."

16. "I think the grader actually awarded me more experience points than I deserved in the thread. I'm going to PM them to correct this problem."

17. "I'm going to play a character in a city with a sizeable player organization and not try to join said organization. Too much social activity for me."

And, finally, for the storytellers:

18. "What's this? An ST posted an intervention in my thread / CS? Well, I guess I'll go comply with their request."

by **S'Essy** on February 26th, 2015, 5:47 pm

"I think Ethaefals are ugly."

"Konti don't remind me of fishes."

by **Sayana** on February 26th, 2015, 6:25 pm

.... The Syliran Knights are overrated. Maybe I should switch cities - yet it's so entertaining to make fun of them.

Also, I've never had to do a placeholder for a job thread... I'm special.

Quotes:

"Why isn't there a 'farmer' profession? My PC isn't just some laborer, my PC is a farmer well versed in Agriculture."

"What happens when you run out of days in the season? ... I did too many solos."

"I like chat because it helps me write and not procrastinate."

by **Zhol** on February 26th, 2015, 7:19 pm

It worries me how many of those I've actually done/said. :lol:

Quotes:

"After watching Gossamer's vblogs, I was pleased to discover that I was already saying the names of everything correctly."

"Is it okay if we sketch out a rough idea of what will happen in this thread, so that I know how to reference these events appropriately in threads later in the season?"

"I'm really proud of this job thread. It was fun and interesting, and wasn't tedious to write at all."

"I don't see the appeal of Wind Reach. Who would want to live in a mountain full of feisty redheads?"

"My Sunberth character has absolutely no intentions of doing anything unlawful/immoral/untoward."

"Of course I know about horses. Why would I write a Drykas character without knowing about horses?!"
"Of course I know about boats. Why would I write a Svefra character without knowing about boats?!"

"I really like this Lhex guy. He is absolutely not an asshole."

by **Alcor** on March 13th, 2015, 9:42 pm

"Akvatari and Pycons aren't weird at all"

"I think I'm going to play a happy Ethaefal with no baggage what so ever"

"My Pc's parents are going to live long happy lives"

"I could grade threads all day!"

by **Rosela** on March 31st, 2015, 3:33 pm

"I can't believe there's no more threads to grade! What am I going to do with all this time I've set aside for grading?"

"Of course I've read all the lore. Yes, every page. Haven't you?"

"Yeah, I guess I don't really have a problem with procrastination."

by **Gossamer** on March 31st, 2015, 6:24 pm

"Sure you can start with 200 skill points because you're a four thousand year old nuit."

by **Matthew** on April 1st, 2015, 3:17 pm

"Why yes, I am involved in a healthy and non-dysfunctional romantic relationship."

by **Zoszem** on April 1st, 2015, 3:19 pm

"No, it's fine, my Dhani's a vegetarian."

by **Aventis** on April 1st, 2015, 8:05 pm

"Actually, my parents are alive and well."

"I have a healthy relationship with my mother."

"Well OF COURSE you can have a katana as an heirloom!"

"I think I want to make an Akvatari warrior."

"You know... I think the world needs more male Ethaefals."

"Do Akalak nipples have different shades of blue or has everyone just tried hard not to think about that?"

"Instead of saying I'm leaving chat to focus and coming back, I'm actually leaving chat to focus."

"I am an apt user of the Racial Pride forum."

"My favorite city is Lisnar!"

"Who the hell would want a squire PC?"

"Wave Guards are all the rage."

"Oh you're an assassin. Okay cool. Wanna thread?"

"I actually know enough BBC to make my own boxcode, but not enough to make a super fancy one, so I'll just settle for a dull boxcode for now."

"My PC name is something I'm not totally proud of."

^Don't mean to offend with that one.

"I meant what I said in Chat that got me banned. So I'm not going to go kiss Chat Monitor ass to get back in anyway."

"You gotta love Saggallius!"

"No, I don't want my PC to be a god."

"I think I'll just be a simple farmer forever."

"My PC worships Skerr."

"I say 'Bro' IC."

And finally, because I love you Hirem

"Actually another PC is my son and we have a happy, healthy, typical relationship."