Welcome to my Shell!  As you enter the office, you find yourself on the sands of sunberth's beaches down by the fetid waters of Baroque bay. You stand there gazing around in bewilderment as from the waters a giant head rises amidst the the dead bodies floating in the bay.Nearby ships are pushed aside by the sudden swell. Two eyes, at the end of a long neck start to look at you as the monstrous creature begins to open its jaws. For a moment you think you are tonight's dinner, or perhaps merely a late night snack. However, the reptile startles you as it begins to speak: "Welcome all you wonderful Mizahariots and mizaharlots, I'm sure glad you came to see me and are hoping you don't want any turtle soup. If we can get past the dining choices of the evening which don't include me or ma' shell as a breadbowl I think we can be good friends. So come a little closer and stay awhile, I'll give you some boiled frog, would that be to your taste, perhaps? No you say? You sure, I cooked it myself with ma' flame breath. Had a bit too much Garlic earlier you know? Oh now where were we? Ah yes I remember: you didn't want the boiled frog? No, maybe you can have a piece of this nice watermelon I just rolled back from the vine. Alright, not really I didn't get it from a vine. I got it from a ship I sunk by ramming into it. But, It's good eating lemme' tell you that well seasoned with a couple of flies that came to visit last time. Oh but don't worry, they only ate a liddle! I hear you got to wondering just what I do around this place. Yerp. Well I'ma mosey on over a little closer and tells ya. I'ma here to help you folks , so best remember to be kind. I know Sunberth ain't the nicest place around. But it's home, don't mind that it's a little dusty to be sure, and the roof leaks a little. Yep, I reckon that be just fine though, good way of getting some free baths. For jeepers, you all tend to be rank bandits or unwashed street rats. But that's okay to this here turtle. A day's worth of work and sweat's justly rewarded I tells ya. So now that you've come by, I ask ya to tell me what 'Old Archy' can do for ya'. Just need a few basic facts first and I reckon we'll get you on your way and back out thar' thieving, killing and whatever sorts of ruckus you can do. Might take a little while sometimes so be a little patient and things’ll work out just fine." Alright, with the funny intro aside, ^_^ I'd like to thank everyone who is allowing me to have the wonderful opportunity of being Sunberth's Domain Storyteller. Really, You're great guys. So it's time to roll(or is it role ???  ) up my sleeves, get out my red pen and start things off right! Want Old Archy to tell you a story? (though I will only have a limited amount of tickets per season- I’ll get one up for ya’) For modded threads: 1. Tell me what PCs are in it 2. Tell me the Timstamp(s) and Location(s) 3. Tell me what skills you are wanting to work on 4. Tell me what the PCs will be doing 5. If you have no idea on 2-4, I’ll quote the Boss Man and say that's completely cool as I can work without restrictions. Tell "Old Archy" a tale (If you need a thread graded): 1. Tell me the URL and TITLE of the thread 2. Tell me the Timestamp and Specific Location (where in Sunberth, etc) 3. Tell me all PCs involved 4. Tell me what skills you expect rewarded (This is not how much you think you deserve, just what you worked on) 5. Give me a very brief idea of what is going on in the thread (walking and talking, philosophical debate, drinking and brawling, stealing and escaping, practicing weapons, etc) Please provide all this information (It's really not that much) with each submission and You'll make my day so much better. |
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