Case File #342C+? Status: Active Brief: Dear ladies and gentlemen, it has come to our attention that there is a “pantser” on the loose. ”The Victim”  Hadrian Aelius The poor lad...he'll never be quite the same. 86. Fall. 511. AV:The incident was quick, and chaos ensued. The result? A pant-less boy. Tragedy. Crescendo. FIN. Be sure to visit the case file for further details… We cannot save them all, ladies and gentlemen, but we might be able stop this particular menace in its tracks! Now then, the moment we’ve been waiting for… ”The  Kendall Saarinen Look at that sick smirk…plotting…plotting…PLOTTING! PANTSING! Photograph courtesy of local police department; mug shot from latest arrest. Behold your target, Kendall Saarinen, a ruthless scourge of this earth indebted to The World Destroyer. Care not for his charming looks or luxurious offers…odds are they are all a plot to bring you into his terrifying pant-taking grasp! Proceed with caution, fair heroes… Your target has last been seen on the streets of Avanthal and the surrounding areas as of Winter 511 AV. I bring you now to the challenge, your mission. The Mission Your mission is simple, ladies and gentlemen, retrieve the pants of Kendall Saarinen. With this fatal blow to his being, perhaps no poor soul will suffer the pain and suffering of being pant-less again! We bring more news from earlier this evening… December 29 (Thursday), 2011:
The challenge will be deathly, and horrible, and terrifying, and…lewd! –but it must be done. Your reward for success will be great, satisfying, and ambiguous until a later time when the pants are brought forth. May the Gods be with you… Are there any questions at this time? |
| Glossary of possibly unfamiliar terms: Pants (noun) – clothing that covers the full length of the legs and pelvic region Pants (verb) – to pants; to forcefully and deliberately remove the pants(noun) from a third party individual or group *active tense(kinda sorta?): pantsing* **post tense: pansted** Pantser (noun) – One who commits the atrocities of pantsing* Panstee (noun) – One who is “pantsed”** So Sarah thinks we can’t get a hold of Kendall’s pants, while she has all the fun of taking others’ (even if they are only Hadrian’s…  )? Well I think not. So here’s my challenge to you, Mizahar, to pants Kendall in public. All players are welcome. Moderators are asked to refer to the use of a single NPC or PC for the act to be committed as to not give an utterly unfair advantage over others.OOCNot sure if we can get anything out of this, but you can certainly gain some exp by trying to thread this. The only issue is…there’s no IC motive as to “why” just yet! Have fun, and happy pantsing! You’re going down, Sarah! |
