The good thing was that it was all Eridanus money that was being spent so all Bob had to do was get the benefits only needing to invest his time into the whole endeavor. Time...and sanity because he really hated doing dirty jobs like this and if he thought that washing the dead duck was bad enough he was going to have to do something even worse because Eridanus did not seem to know how to count. "Here is a math lesson for you my friend. Rabbits have four legs but ducks have two so it means six legs to share between us in total. So why is it that I only have one rabbit foot and duck foot while you have the same? I don't think the rabbit needs its other two feet where it is going" he asserted holding the dead bunny by the ears and swinging it towards Eridanus so that he would have a better look at it as some little droplets of blood started flying around and he did not stop there continuing to swing the bunny until it slipped from his hands with the wet ears it had from washing and headed over towards Eridanus face. "See you will only get an attack" from Bob through the bunny if you would not listen and taking back the rabbit he told Eridanus that "i will now do something that you do not have the stomach for."
Which was kind of odd because if Eridanus was seen as the coward, what did that make Bob? Unfortunately he brought himself to this position and it was something that he had to go through with. The blood flowing from the bunny's rear did not make it any better for Bob either and he decided to do this in one quick slash. "Just think of something else Bob...just think of something else..." he mumbled to himself to try and avert himself from the horrors of this and like he was taught and liked to do why not happy thoughts? Unfortunately the most happy thought he had was the day of the rat races which was pretty great when he started thinking about it. Going off to the Slag Heap fire with his two stars and waiting with his friends to make a ton of money. Bob was really getting to the good part where he told his friends his brilliant plan of rigging the rat races with the poison and in a fresh breath of confidence he raised his sword in preparation to strike but as it were, the show had to go on. It did not stop there and went to the arrival of one Darik causing troubles again and in caught up in the frustration he felt then, Bob let down the sword immediately and completely missing the rabbit.
Yes, Bob's attempts to chop the bunny without worries has completely failed but at least the failure for him angry enough to find an outlet without thinking. It was the exact same poor bunny and Bob plucked one of its remaining legs and held it upwards bringing his sword close to start sawing away before continuing on. His lack of concentration made it really messy and it ended up with two very strangely cut stumps which might not be good as lucky rabbit's feet anymore. But Bob could not admit defeat and tossed the shorter one to Eridanus because "here, this is yours" and as he left the bunny for Eridanus to do his dirty job with, Bob tried his best to try and flaunt his rabbit foot in front of the vantha by holding it in a way that would suggest that it's size is where the prize is at. "For your information, the count is not right by all counts. Six legs, from two animals which are distributed unevenly when one gets four and one gets two is not six legs for two people distributed evenly with three each. We do all the work so we should by all counts get all we can instead of losing out on two" he said rather pleased with his calculations and if Eridanus can understand that greed is good!
After all of that, Bob let Eridanus do his preserving thing that he wanted. Even if Bob was looking at Eridanus carefully of what he was doing he got a little fixated with the bunny only able to see that Eridanus has punched a hole in the bunny by stabbing it with a dagger and then he told Bob to follow suit. As the vantha tried to take the duck to pluck Bob held on tightly to that plump soon to be meal and forcibly pulled it back because "what sort of idiot cannot even pluck the duck? You must think I am some schmuck." and making a big display at Eridanus, Bob slowly and dramatically put the feathers in between his fingers and pulled on them one by one until even he would not stand the time he was wasting and just started grabbing on the feathers as he did earlier only a lot faster. Due to the intensity of it Bob was more of taking at airs rather than taking any feathers at all and forced himself to go even faster until he thought he heard someone laugh. Was it Eridanus? That was not good at all and that brief pause was able to let him know that he was going a little bit out of it and he was pretty much sweating profusely and the knife on his hand was wobbling a lot from the tremors.
That has not happened since...Bob was a kid actually when he accidentally messed up his uncles place with the reimancy and he was at a loss with what to do. Sure his uncle came soon enough to get him back but by then the damage was done and Bob was in an extreme state of shock like he was now. How did his uncle get him out of it? All he did was keep telling the nephew to start breathing in into his diaphragm and take his own time to breath out. This is all Eridanus fault and that ghost of his with what they did that day, digging out all that and I am sooooo going to kill..." wait, stop! Bob reminded himself that only losers kill and he was no loser. "Everything is going to be fineeeeee"and all Bob should think about is happy happy thoughts about what he is going to do. Nice plans of Eridanus spending all his money or else! Bob is going to go home with his duck and the bunny that was rightfully his. Yes that was all he needed to do and the more he thought about it the easier it was for him to calm down to pick up the duck with a steady hand to toss it at Eridanus saying that "plucking ducks is not something that I can do" returning to his ugly grimace momentarily when he also mentioned that it took "special kind of talent to do it."
When Eridanus was done Bob took back the duck to show that he could actually do something and he held out the knife to the duck and held it to the chest...then the stomach and then the butt before he gave up being rather confused to ask Eridanus "I know how to do it, I just forgot a little that's all" because of the incident earlier. When the vantha pointed out what needed to be done, Bob pinched the skin at the stomach looking back at the vantha to see any sign of confirmation before poking the dagger into the duck to make the hole and stuffing his finger in to give a tug to tear the skin off. While it was not a loss for the duck, "rabbit fur is pretty good you know and you pretty much damaged it." Well that loss will be taken out of the vantha's share of what Bob won't say as profits but more of the meal itself.
Bob thought that they were finally done and gave back the dagger but to his disappointment they were going to do it again but learning his lesson from earlier Bob decided to watch Eridanus do his work. After all how bad can peeling the skin...off..."urgh Eridanus! You are going to do that?!?" That was something so disgusting that it would be better to pay off someone else to do it especially when the money was not his. Bob could barely hold himself seeing Eridanus pulling out that long string of...he could not even look at it anymore and covered his eyes with his hands until he was told that he was going to be next. "I don't suppose you will let me off since I did so much already?" but in truth at this point Eridanus did a lot more and Bob had to do the task of getting squeezing his finger...and then the hand into the stomach to feel for the long squiggly thing until he could start on pulling it but he did not do it with the same calculated refinement as Eridanus. Bob quickly pulled out his hand and started quickly alternating between pulling with each hand until it was out and tossed the thing away to wash his hands on the stream.
"Can't we ask someone else to do that?" Bob asked almost pleadingly so that they could just stop when he saw Eridanus taking out the innards but the vantha was fixated to do it probably out of pure malice to get back at Bob especially when it was his turn yet again. Like the stomach, Bob wanted to end this fast quickly giving a slash of the dagger at the stomach not caring about taking precautions against the damage because it just did not matter to him and because Eridanus did not tell it to him properly. His hands just went in as quickly as possible reaching in and grabbing on to whatever he could putting it on the same pile as the rabbit's innards where Bob went to wash his hands loudly proclaiming that "I only know how to take care of living animals. I do not know how to find those infections!" Clearly Bob had enough and was prepared to go now but if Eridanus was going to show him how the infections look like for the future, he would reluctantly take a little look.
Now that Bob had gotten back his knowledge on magic like reimancy,he also remembered some of the techniques that he uses for it. Like Eridanus a lot of his tricks required him to be discreet because getting caught cheating is a no-no. However it was only a suspicion that Bob could have due to the way Eridanus was lighting the fire and he decided against asking anything which might get a little more than answers and asked about "how long" their meal would take. Since Eridanus had some more of the things already, Bob agreed to just show him since there was no harm in that and the idea that the vantha has been trying to show, that there was power in what he did only made Bob feel a little curious. If it was similar to anything that he already knew how to do, he would say that it is glyphing.
Which was kind of odd because if Eridanus was seen as the coward, what did that make Bob? Unfortunately he brought himself to this position and it was something that he had to go through with. The blood flowing from the bunny's rear did not make it any better for Bob either and he decided to do this in one quick slash. "Just think of something else Bob...just think of something else..." he mumbled to himself to try and avert himself from the horrors of this and like he was taught and liked to do why not happy thoughts? Unfortunately the most happy thought he had was the day of the rat races which was pretty great when he started thinking about it. Going off to the Slag Heap fire with his two stars and waiting with his friends to make a ton of money. Bob was really getting to the good part where he told his friends his brilliant plan of rigging the rat races with the poison and in a fresh breath of confidence he raised his sword in preparation to strike but as it were, the show had to go on. It did not stop there and went to the arrival of one Darik causing troubles again and in caught up in the frustration he felt then, Bob let down the sword immediately and completely missing the rabbit.
Yes, Bob's attempts to chop the bunny without worries has completely failed but at least the failure for him angry enough to find an outlet without thinking. It was the exact same poor bunny and Bob plucked one of its remaining legs and held it upwards bringing his sword close to start sawing away before continuing on. His lack of concentration made it really messy and it ended up with two very strangely cut stumps which might not be good as lucky rabbit's feet anymore. But Bob could not admit defeat and tossed the shorter one to Eridanus because "here, this is yours" and as he left the bunny for Eridanus to do his dirty job with, Bob tried his best to try and flaunt his rabbit foot in front of the vantha by holding it in a way that would suggest that it's size is where the prize is at. "For your information, the count is not right by all counts. Six legs, from two animals which are distributed unevenly when one gets four and one gets two is not six legs for two people distributed evenly with three each. We do all the work so we should by all counts get all we can instead of losing out on two" he said rather pleased with his calculations and if Eridanus can understand that greed is good!
After all of that, Bob let Eridanus do his preserving thing that he wanted. Even if Bob was looking at Eridanus carefully of what he was doing he got a little fixated with the bunny only able to see that Eridanus has punched a hole in the bunny by stabbing it with a dagger and then he told Bob to follow suit. As the vantha tried to take the duck to pluck Bob held on tightly to that plump soon to be meal and forcibly pulled it back because "what sort of idiot cannot even pluck the duck? You must think I am some schmuck." and making a big display at Eridanus, Bob slowly and dramatically put the feathers in between his fingers and pulled on them one by one until even he would not stand the time he was wasting and just started grabbing on the feathers as he did earlier only a lot faster. Due to the intensity of it Bob was more of taking at airs rather than taking any feathers at all and forced himself to go even faster until he thought he heard someone laugh. Was it Eridanus? That was not good at all and that brief pause was able to let him know that he was going a little bit out of it and he was pretty much sweating profusely and the knife on his hand was wobbling a lot from the tremors.
That has not happened since...Bob was a kid actually when he accidentally messed up his uncles place with the reimancy and he was at a loss with what to do. Sure his uncle came soon enough to get him back but by then the damage was done and Bob was in an extreme state of shock like he was now. How did his uncle get him out of it? All he did was keep telling the nephew to start breathing in into his diaphragm and take his own time to breath out. This is all Eridanus fault and that ghost of his with what they did that day, digging out all that and I am sooooo going to kill..." wait, stop! Bob reminded himself that only losers kill and he was no loser. "Everything is going to be fineeeeee"and all Bob should think about is happy happy thoughts about what he is going to do. Nice plans of Eridanus spending all his money or else! Bob is going to go home with his duck and the bunny that was rightfully his. Yes that was all he needed to do and the more he thought about it the easier it was for him to calm down to pick up the duck with a steady hand to toss it at Eridanus saying that "plucking ducks is not something that I can do" returning to his ugly grimace momentarily when he also mentioned that it took "special kind of talent to do it."
When Eridanus was done Bob took back the duck to show that he could actually do something and he held out the knife to the duck and held it to the chest...then the stomach and then the butt before he gave up being rather confused to ask Eridanus "I know how to do it, I just forgot a little that's all" because of the incident earlier. When the vantha pointed out what needed to be done, Bob pinched the skin at the stomach looking back at the vantha to see any sign of confirmation before poking the dagger into the duck to make the hole and stuffing his finger in to give a tug to tear the skin off. While it was not a loss for the duck, "rabbit fur is pretty good you know and you pretty much damaged it." Well that loss will be taken out of the vantha's share of what Bob won't say as profits but more of the meal itself.
Bob thought that they were finally done and gave back the dagger but to his disappointment they were going to do it again but learning his lesson from earlier Bob decided to watch Eridanus do his work. After all how bad can peeling the skin...off..."urgh Eridanus! You are going to do that?!?" That was something so disgusting that it would be better to pay off someone else to do it especially when the money was not his. Bob could barely hold himself seeing Eridanus pulling out that long string of...he could not even look at it anymore and covered his eyes with his hands until he was told that he was going to be next. "I don't suppose you will let me off since I did so much already?" but in truth at this point Eridanus did a lot more and Bob had to do the task of getting squeezing his finger...and then the hand into the stomach to feel for the long squiggly thing until he could start on pulling it but he did not do it with the same calculated refinement as Eridanus. Bob quickly pulled out his hand and started quickly alternating between pulling with each hand until it was out and tossed the thing away to wash his hands on the stream.
"Can't we ask someone else to do that?" Bob asked almost pleadingly so that they could just stop when he saw Eridanus taking out the innards but the vantha was fixated to do it probably out of pure malice to get back at Bob especially when it was his turn yet again. Like the stomach, Bob wanted to end this fast quickly giving a slash of the dagger at the stomach not caring about taking precautions against the damage because it just did not matter to him and because Eridanus did not tell it to him properly. His hands just went in as quickly as possible reaching in and grabbing on to whatever he could putting it on the same pile as the rabbit's innards where Bob went to wash his hands loudly proclaiming that "I only know how to take care of living animals. I do not know how to find those infections!" Clearly Bob had enough and was prepared to go now but if Eridanus was going to show him how the infections look like for the future, he would reluctantly take a little look.
Now that Bob had gotten back his knowledge on magic like reimancy,he also remembered some of the techniques that he uses for it. Like Eridanus a lot of his tricks required him to be discreet because getting caught cheating is a no-no. However it was only a suspicion that Bob could have due to the way Eridanus was lighting the fire and he decided against asking anything which might get a little more than answers and asked about "how long" their meal would take. Since Eridanus had some more of the things already, Bob agreed to just show him since there was no harm in that and the idea that the vantha has been trying to show, that there was power in what he did only made Bob feel a little curious. If it was similar to anything that he already knew how to do, he would say that it is glyphing.