Drowning in stupidity (Lase)

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An inland sea created by Ivak's cataclismic fury during the Valterrian, the Suvan Sea is a major trade route and the foremost hub for piracy in Mizahar. [lore]

Drowning in stupidity (Lase)

Postby Bob Barton on February 13th, 2012, 11:47 am

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Yes, Bob was a simple fool who never ever had a chance to find someone like Lase before especially when his times in the sea can be counted with his fingers...on one hand! That certainly is a lot of time to know what a body of a fur seal meant and she had the body of a human female too. Anyone could have made that mistake. Now with the way she was acting like a spoiled little girl Bob was feeling very emotional. Very, very emotional but it was not a bad thing because a person of his ego actually liked that a person would make a poem about him even if it was bad. Let the name Bob Barton spread through the sea as he would say. When she was done with her shouting Bob quickly stood up in a standing ovation saying "oh, but you do need something. Water maybe? The effort you made must be really exhausting." No longer Bob wanted the company of Lase, it was now a matter of pride. Lase was not the only one who could fight with words.

"Maybe after another story..." Bob said but how will he begin. What would he tell about? Another story about that Siren that Lase did not tell him about even if she promised? No that would not do. She should be bored about those by now. How about something to do with the land. Yes that might work especially when there are more chances of her not even knowing whether it was the truth. It was going to be the awesome story "...about how two children escaped the terrors of a haunted house in Zeltiva?" It was one of those nightmarish situations that always haunted Bob and "it all started when a evil little girl who really loved ghosts suddenly made the decision to explore that house" to try and challenge the Bob who was falsely boasting that he already went through it himself. "The boy had no choice really since the girl was blackmailing him into doing it." She really wanted to make his friends hate him a lot just because she could. "Don't you think that was bad?" Bob asked hoping to get some sympathy for the main star of the story.

No need to bore Lase with the details of the blackmailing "and soon the two children reached the house. It was the normal type of house anyone could find in Zeltiva except that it looked really, really run down and old." How did Bob know that? Because he was there of course but he was not going to mention that yet. "When the both of them finally went in after more blackmailing, they found it was abandoned too." They both should have left right away but no. "The girl was a budding criminal and just continued in through the darkness until they reached a room. I guess you could say it was nice with all the books about but you won't be able to see the words in there." You could only do it outside with the only book you had for your prize. More importantly "there was nobody else in there, really" and what was Bob trying to do? He was building up to the fact "because...ghosts have no bodies!"

And because they have no bodies "he wanted a new one and took over the girl. He knew that the boy wouldn't try to do anything to her" because he would have been paralyzed in fear. Unfortunately Bob did not want people to know that part of him so instead he said that "the brave little boy stood still as the monstrous ghost used the girl and a sharp, sharp object..." that he could not tell in the dark besides all the pain "...to start drawing all over his chest. However he gritted his teeth and tried to talk to the ghost to let them go free." Begging more like it with a lot of apologies thrown in but it still got the same effect that "the ghost only laughed in the creepy voice of the girl and continued on with his work." Bob could not take it anymore and started throwing books and using reimancy on the girl but he could not possibly tell Lase that. He would seem like a monster. Curses, he had to get this far to realize the flaw he did not plan for so well? What can he say?

Nothing beats making up stuff on the spot like "the boy in the end promised the ghost one thing if he would let them go. Anything it wanted and then it released them to go home. It was a good thing the boy's uncle was a doctor too so they both were able to get treatment pretty fast." The truth was the promise was a nice waterball to the face which nearly turned the girl into another ghost. That would have been a better thing to happen because "the boy ran into the girl again in the forest while she was trying to make some stew. Trying to forget about the horrible incident and the blackmailing which led to it" not! "The boy decided to try and to help the girl make her stew" with a lot of attempts at sabotage with revenge in mind and it ended up like anyone could guess if they knew the truth. "For his efforts the girl decided to throw the stew at him and storm off without even a word of thank you." Yes that was the end of the story as it would seem. What was Bob trying to do?

"What I am trying to say is that this scut-minnow..." and whatever else insults which seem the best that Lase could do, disappointing because she could make a better effort like Bob when he "...wants to say that he is sorry" and would like to make himself not turn out like the bad guy she has been screaming to everyone on the ship. Not because he likes to be the good guy but because bad guys get killed and have no friends to help them. Bob was always in the market for people to swindle, women to bed, friends to use... Getting back to the point Bob said "I know how it is to help people only to get scarred for your efforts." Bob had two very distinct ways of proving it too. One when he pulled out his glove which exposed his hand that was missing two fingers but he did really make any sign to show that one. The proof he wanted to show was when he pulled his shirt to reveal the scar on his chest which "I got this from a ghost you see." The one in the story that he just shared earlier. Hopefully that would do something because if it did not then Bob would be justified in making very bad stories next.
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Drowning in stupidity (Lase)

Postby Lase on February 18th, 2012, 8:42 pm

Lase felt no pity for the stupid person standing in front of her with his stupid injuries. She didn't care about him, the strange furry creature that he owned, his life, his family, past or goals. She just wanted to get off the boat and into the water, and never see him again.

It was around this time that her true fears began to set it. Gone was the excitement of using her poetic skills to insult him, hello fears. She couldn't get off the boat and into the water, her home. Cry, scream, rock back in forth -- she wanted to do all of those things at once. She was scared, scared she would never get off this stupid floating beast of a boat. She shivered, not from cold but from fear. Completely trapped at the moment, 'captured' by this idiot named Bob. Attempting to curl up in a little ball, she started crying. Tears and tears of fear and anguish. Her worst fear was of being captured, unable to escape, and it terrified her to no end. It was confusing though, especially the fact that she had a chance to get off the boat.

"Can you," she sniffled in the middle of her sentence, "let me off the boat? Please?" Her tone of voice was like that of a small child's, vulnerable and slightly whiny. Sniffle, sniffle, her crying bout was over when she realized she could still escape. She was terrified for a few moments with the thought that she couldn't get off of the boat, though. It seemed he would take a bit of convincing to let her off the boat, though. And it seemed that she almost purposely started crying to gain sympathy from him. That was a lie, of course, but most people would think so.
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Drowning in stupidity (Lase)

Postby Bob Barton on May 13th, 2012, 12:53 pm

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Oh no! This was a very compromising position if anyone walked into it right now. Imagine the damage it would do to Bob's image? Already he tried to make himself look much more manly and strong with that scar and story as unimpressive he knew the actual story to be. "Don't cry...don't cry please?" he asked panicked as he randomly waved his arms at a loss when Lase curled up. What was it going to take for him to stop her from crying? He would take any suggestion at this point.

The first and only suggestion came from Lase herself but "I already said I'll let you off the boat" if anyone was keeping track. Bob was neither a slaver or a kidnapper. He was a humanitarian and a half...human fish thing could get the benefits from that? Which was also why he offered dinner even if it was prompted with a different intention in mind. Bob was very disappointed when the offer was not accepted and he took it out on Jinsen first telling the dog to go "back." As much as it wanted to stay and thought that Bob only wanted some room, he was not going to allow it.

So when Jinsen took a few steps back, Bob gave it a little forceful look but with no effect he told it to go "back" again pointing to the direction of the rooms. "Uhhhh...fetch?" he asked again while the dog continued to humiliate him. Ahhhh right, that was it. "Get your favorite toy and I'll play with you." Repeating the last word "playyyyyy" Jinsen started off happily but Bob knew that it had no chance of getting the globe from his bag, not without help. That was going to buy him all the time he needed.

Almost immediately after that Bob headed over to Lase asking one last time if "you're not going to stay?" with a depressed face before getting his hands under her. Her tail was a lot harder to get hold of than her waist being so slippery but with the time she had to dry on board and trying to clean her wounds, Bob was able to get a good grip. She was a lot heavier than she looked but Bob did not continue on with his training after leaving Syliras for nothing. The only difference with his workouts was that he was now carrying a living person instead of just another inanimate thing.

Slowly straightening himself with Lase in his arms was as far as it went with similarities. When he was done, Bob took care to not slip on the deck as he made his way to the side with Lase putting an immense strain on his waist and arms. Supporting himself by leaning on the railing he told her "this part is all you" since he could not just toss her in no matter how rude she was in declining his invitations. She was the one who was going to dive so she should do it herself. Bob did not want her blaming him if anything else happened.
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Drowning in stupidity (Lase)

Postby Cascade on August 12th, 2012, 7:25 am

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Bob's Loot :
Skill XP Reward
Fishing +2
Glyphing +1
Animal Husbandry +1
Persuasion +1
Bodybuilding +1
Storytelling +2
Medicine +2
Hypnotism +2
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Fishing: Casting A Net
Hypnotizing Fish
The Girl With No Legs
Stories about a Siren of Ryker's Point
Cleaning A Wound
A Poem of Curses
Lifting a Woman
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It's too bad this thread was cut short even if it was nearing the end already. There were nice interactions between Lase and Bob. If you have any questions or concerns, feel free to PM me!
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