[Flashback] Drunk and a myrian (Cade)

by **Revy Hiroe** on February 19th, 2012, 10:54 am

Revy got even angrier as Cade taunted her like that, but right after burst out laughing as she saw what he had rolled. "You want to make me drink with a roll like that? Go learn how to throw the dice better.", she jested him as she picked up the dice herself again. "Come on, give me a good throw now.", she thought to herself

Then after throwing the dice, she saw that it wasn't much better as her last and growled. "A petching 2 and 4. That's petching impossible.", she shouted. Right about now, most of the other customers were looking at the two having a drinking contest. Some of them even started to support their favorite.

by **Cade** on February 22nd, 2012, 9:27 am

The barbarian picked the dice up with a small grunt towards her favour in luck. He shook the dice with in the leather cap and rolled them upon the bar table with the first dice piping up a five and the seconding stopping at a two.

" I believe you will be drinking to the lucky seven" He chuckled, sitting straight up with his arms crossed with a smudge of victory. The crowd that was forming were attracted not just by the sound of the dice rattling and rolling but the smart ass comments that were being fenced back and forth between the two as if they were sword fighters of words..... drunken slush words, but that was the language of a tavern.

by **Revy Hiroe** on February 22nd, 2012, 9:49 am

Revy gritted her teeth and grabbed her drink quite roughly. Then she downed it, but a lot slower then her previous three. By now it was clear that she had gotten quite drunk. "Don't think.... you've won just... yet.", she said to Cade with her having to pause to think of the words. She then slammed the glass against the bar, causing it to shatter on impact.

Then after picking the dice up, she threw them and her face went pale as she saw them land on a 1 and 3 respectively. "Eh.... what.... WHAT THE PETCH, YOU PETCHING DICE! I'LL PETCHING KILL YOU!, she shouted as she raised her fist to shatter them.

by **Cade** on February 22nd, 2012, 10:03 am

Victory was in sight, the warrior lady before him was getting drunk at a faster rate then he was. Though the booze had hit him, he didn't think he was as bad as his current companion. He grabbed the dicing laughing at Revy's current state, rolling it quick in hopes of continuing her alcohol intake. The dice came up double two..... they both drank.

Cade raised his glass in salute to the brave warrioress before him " Time to kill another soldier together sweetheart" He laughed before drowning his chuckled with the ale of choice. It hit hard and fast and as he smacked the empty mug onto the bar table he had shake his head, sending his black mane waving about. The drink was getting to the barbarian, he was just hoping the girl didn't have much more left to her.

by **Revy Hiroe** on February 22nd, 2012, 10:18 am

Revy gave Cade a killersmile as she downed alcohol. Her sight got blurry, her face went red and her tongue felt as if it had swollen up to twice the size. "I'll peff.... petgg... petching kill ya shon of a shlut.", she said incoherent as she grabbed the dice again.

After throwing those two dice, they landed on a 5 and 3, but Revy couldn't quite see that, so she bent over to look at them more closely. "What the petch did I roll now?", she asked Cade.

by **Cade** on February 22nd, 2012, 11:19 am

The half blood myrian leaned forward to look at her results, his hand slyly slipped onto her thigh as if to brace his drunken ass from falling over instead of going in for the cheap feel. " Love, you rolled an eight" Cade slurred his hand upon her thigh a few moments longer as he straightened himself up. He gave her a slight pat and grabbed for the dice and with out using the leather cup he rolled again. Putting this girl down was proving to be troublesome as his roll came one and two.

"fother.....freking......peice......of....gah.......shyte" He growled grabbing for the next mug of ale and quickly downing it. Yes, the alcohol was taking its toll of the barbarian and so was the pulp he had smoked just before the game. His eyes once more wondered about Revy's curves, fantasy playing through his savage mind on many sexual acts he could perform with such a woman of the steel.

" You know.........how about you......." He mumbled pointing to himself " An ma..... hold up on the slushing and making make more slishing?". Cade was trying to be somewhat sly with his innuendos but that form of terminology has probably never been used for intent of sex.

by **Revy Hiroe** on February 22nd, 2012, 11:36 am

Revy looked coldly down at Cade's hand as it rested on her thigh. Even though she was drunk off the boot, she still hated being touched like that. Her reaction, on the other hand, waited until the barbarian mumbled to himself. She sent her fist flying to his face and it was as if she wasn't drunk at that single moment as it flew straight and strong.

"Who... told you that you could toushe... me?", she said angry as she grabbed the dice. The throw was bad..... really bad and it showed on the eyes that were on top as they stopped. A 1 and 2 was what Revy had managed to land. and she did see that clearly. "PETCHING HELL, SHON OF A WHORE. HOW THE PETCH IS THAT POSSIBLE!", she shouted.

Standing up, swaying quite a bit from the alcohol in her blood, Revy walked over to one of the onlookers and gave him a quick bright smile, just before she floored him with a right hook. Everyone fell silent as that happened. They didn't quite realize why this woman just randomly floored the guy. "Anyyyyyyyone elshe got shumshing to shay?", she then taunted the others.

by **Cade** on February 24th, 2012, 6:15 pm

Cade took the hit again, this time it forced him off his stool as he landed on his back, feet in the air. Blood once more trickled from his mouth as his lips swelled and his face began to bruise. The embarrassment of being de throned by a woman was bad, the crowd around him laughing was even worse and he only had one person to blame. The very bitch that clocked him. Rage flared with in his blue ocean eyes as his blood boiled for revenge. No words of caution or threats of death were necessary for actions were going to speak volumes.

The barbarian quickly gained his footing, seeing the drunken girl was already swinging away at the crowd around her. His meaty paws grabbed the wooden stool he was just knocked off of and grasped them tightly with both hands. He then took a few powerful strides towards Revy, who had her back turned to him. Just has he was in range Cade would swing the stool as hard as he could aimed for the tin can warrior lady's back with the wooden stool.

by **Revy Hiroe** on February 24th, 2012, 7:57 pm

The human mercenary was still leering at the onlookers as the barbarian in her back had reached her. She was completely taken by surprise as he struck her from behind with the barstool and was sent flying over a table just in front of her. She hit the floor with quite a bit of noise, mostly from her armor, but also partly from the floor.

It didn't take long for Revy to stand back up, though she wasn't standing quite solid on her feet. Her eyes were fueled with rage and bloodlust. "You petching barbarian, I'll have your HEAD!", she shouted as she then dove at Cade. She intended to tackle him and follow up with a couple punches to the face after flooring him.

by **Cade** on March 10th, 2012, 11:14 am

The girl's body hammered against the tanked barbarian with such force combined with inebriation the mountain fell to the ground with her on top. Cade could feel her fists crack against his face as she pommeled him in a drunken fury. Each blow brought stars to his eye sight that sparkled around in his seen environment. He knew he needed to get this bitch off him and fast before he was about to be bested by a woman.

With all his strength the half blood myrian counter attacked with a meaty right hook aimed at clobbering the girl's face in hopes of knocking her off him.