[Flashback] Drunk and a myrian (Cade)

[Revy Hiroe]

Revy, pounding away at the barbarians face, didn't see the counter coming until it was too late. His fist connected hard on the cheek of the woman, knocking her off violently. The blow was well aimed and made her lose her sense of direction. What she tried to do to get rid of that was shaking her head, but that proved to be not so effective. It actually worsened the effect. She tried to stand up, but again she failed. She was almost on her feet when she lost balance and collapsed on a table nearby. "Petching yerk, I'll.......", she said but then grabbed her head as it started to hurt immensly. It felt as if it was going to split, something she hadn't ever experienced before.

[Cade]

Delighted to see the warrior B!&#% put in place, even more delighted that it was from his own hands as he staggered to his feet. A brutish grin of pleasure was upon the barbarian’s bruised face as he watched the drunken girl lose her balance from the skull cracking blow he gave her. The fight was not over yet and the half blood savage cared not for gender, he was going to end her here and now.

Cade spat a wad of blood to the floor, evacuating his mouth of the red liquid of life. He took took steps towards Revy to gain momentum for a good booting but only made it to the third step before he felt glass smash off the side of his face with such force behind the attack it crumpled the wild beast to the ground.

Cade could feel the blood leaking from his face from multiple lacerations but that was not his most immediate concern. He staggered to his two hands and knees shaking his black mane in attempts to right the world from spinning and darkening in his vision. His ribs exploded in pain as he felt a impact that had such power behind it to send the half blood myrian skidding across the bar room floor. Just over five feet away his back slid to a halt as he smacked into a wall.

Cade grasped his obviously broken ribs, his face bleeding like a tankard of beer and his eyes hard pressed to set upon his attacker. He gritted his teeth against the pain, stumbling to his feet, the world was still spinning and his eyes were soaked in blood. His situation was getting worse and he needed a way out.

He saw a large shadow through his blood lenses and another hard impact against his chest which felt like a well trained foot for the force of the attack smashed the barbarian through the glass window that he stood unknowing in front of. He knew he needed to get out, but this was not what he had intended as his body crashed against the harden terrain of sunberth’s street, His bare back being diced by the shattered pieces of window.

The inferno of rage was building in the well beaten warrior the pain subsiding to berserker temperament while he rose to his feet once more, growling like a wounded bear. He quickly wiped the blood from his eyes with his left hand, drawing his sword with his right just in time to see a Large purple akalak flip through the window landing on his feet with skill that saw to the applause of the crowd from within the tavern and the onlookers from the street.

Cade’s balance was shaky, his sword was held low for his sword was heavy in his hand and the Akalak saw that as a moment to strike again. The purple monster pounced at Cade, with a high kick aimed to rip the barbarian’s head off from its neck. The half blood myrian was not going to be that easy to kill... not this day as he side stepped right and then thrusted forward under the Akalak’s kick. Cade raised his long sword between his attackers legs and running the blade’s edge against his groin. The blade cut deep into the Akalak’s family jewels as blood drained out down his leg.

The purple creature dropped to the ground, crying in paralyzing pain. Cade turned on his heels to take wonder of the damage he had done, the Akalaks wails of pain were music to his ears but he was a man himself and that was no way to leave a man, undignified and all. Out of act of mercy the barbarian brought his blade down, taking the Akalak’s head with a single blow.

Just as quick as the battle began it was over and the citizens of sunberth went back to their routine, de sensitise to violence and death. Cade on the other hand just stood there, ribs broken, face slashed to hell along with being pulverize by the psycho chick he was trying to lay with. He lightly chuckled for the event’s amused him, just another day in this hole of a city. This was home.... this was a way of life.

Now......where did this B%!#& go?

[Revy Hiroe]

Revy didn't get anything of what happend to Cade. Instead she was more trying to subdue the headache that was getting the better of her. It was hard to do it, but she did manage to get the pain down to an acceptible level just as the barbarian was sent flying through the window. "I'll petching kill this son of a b****", she thought to herself as she slowly stood up. Walking over the the stool she was sitting on before, she picked up sword and shield. The sword she stuck in her belt, while she fastened the shield on her left arm. Then she turned to one of the men who had wanted to help her and before he could react, she grabbed his shortsword. "Watch the fight and collect your weapon later.", she bit to him as she then walked out. "Ey petching blockhead, you forgot something.", Revy yelled just before she threw the sword directly at Cade. "Catch!", she shouted after the weapon and then started to charge after the flying weapon, drawing her longsword as she put up her shield as a defensive wall in front of her, intent on bashing it straight into the bloodied barbarian.

[Cade]

Cade's vision was impaired not by just the drink but the blood that stained his eyes. The voice of revy's thread made Cade side step to the right just as the longsword flew passed missing his entire body and bouncing off the ground and skidding into the crowd to be lost to the hands of thieves. The barbarian used his forearm to try and wipe the blood from his face and just as his vision cleared he saw the psycho drunk chick rushing him sword drawn and shield up with the looks of bull rushing him.

Cade bladed his body at a forty five degree angle to the incoming threat, sword raised in the high guard and ready to bring hell and death upon his attacker. Cade waited at the last moment as Revy tried to user her own momentum and shield to knock him off his feet for the easy kill. The barbarian deflected himself off to his right, her left shield arm, pushing off with his left hand to make a gap between their bodies and quickly bringing his sword upon her exposed side, aiming for the back of her neck.

Cade lusted for the quick kill, he was drunk, cut and beaten and did not have the stamina for a pro long duel. He needed to end this quick.

[Revy Hiroe]

The myrian halfbreed dodging the longsword wasn't something that Revy was surprised of, but him dodging her bullrush was. It caused her to lose her balance yet again, most of the help came from the alcohol circulating throughout her body. It was actually fortunate that she lost it as she then felt the sword of her opponent slice the air just above her head. The moment she hit the ground it felt as if her stomach just turned upside down. Her shield slipped off her arm as she grasped her stomach with her left hand. "Might've.... drunk a bit too much.", she thought to herself as she forced herself to stand again. But as she turned to Cade, probably a bad thing for him, her stomach contents came gushing out right over the barbarian. Just after Revy had emptied her stomach, all strength just seemed to leave her body, even though she did feel better now. Her legs gave out under her, which resulted in her hitting the ground with her behind rather hard. Her arms hung limp next to her body as she had now lost the will to fight.

[Cade]

The vomit drenched barbarian lost his grip upon his own sword as his doubled over to relieve his own stomach at the stench of Revy's bile upon him. The two had drank beyond their limits and added to the recent action both had suffered from it was no surprise now that the two of them were puking their guts out on the streets of sunberth just outside the bar, making a comedic spectacle for those that were watching.

The half blood myrian savage rolled over onto his back, tears and blood in his eyes as he stared up into the star filled sky. what a F'ed up night this turn out to be he thought to himself painfully making him chuckle and cringe at the same time as his hand supported his obvious broken ribs. The fight was over, it was would be shameful to continue and all he could do was lightly laugh to himself knowing that the booze was the only reason he had not passed out from pain overdose, though he knew once the drunkenness was over he was going to feel this for sure.

He tilted his head to the warrior girl that he started this night out with " Your a screwed up broad if I have ever seen one before"

[Revy Hiroe]

The smell of the vomit coming out of the barbarian's mouth almost made the human almost hurl again. Fortunately for her, she was able to withhold it and looked at Cade with exhausted eyes. She wanted to get angry with him for throwing up like that, but she was just too tired. The alcohol that still circled in her blood was also a factor that helped with this. Revy's head felt as if it would explode and that was with the painreducing effect of the alcohol. "I'll have such a hangover tomorrow. Argh, my head is killing me.", she thought to herself, "Why'd we even start drinking like that? That musclebrain is nothing to worry about anyway." "Shaddap.... I'm no different from any other merc. Besides... I aint like any ordinary women. Don't think......", she started saying, but soon swayed a little. Exhaustion from the hurling and the fight, short as it was, had gotten to her more then she realized at first. Not being able to hold herself upright anymore, Revy fell to the right, her eyes half-closed from exhaustion and breathed rather rapidly as if she were out of breath.

[Phoenix]

Revy

Experience

Skill	XP Earned
Intimidation	2
Observation	4
Gambling	5
Rhetoric	4
Socialization	5
Brawling	5
Sword	1
Drinking	5
Puking	5

Lores

•	Lore Earned
•	Intimidation: Scaring little children
•	Drinking is always the answer
•	A game of dice
•	Bad Luck + Low Rolls = Must be Cheating
•	Brawling: Solid hook to the jaw
•	Drailed by Compliments
•	No Touchie
•	Losing a fight by losing your lunch
•	Too much vomit

The Order of the Phoenix

Oh my god I hate puke. I almost couldn't read that part!

Amusing thread, I liked reading it a lot. I didn't grade Cade because his PC is retired.

If you have any questions or concerns regarding your grade, please send me a PM and we can figure it out.