So I got this one from a friend who found it at the NaNoWriMo board ... I hope you don't already know it so you can have a good laugh.
And lo! The fourth wall did brake, and the characters did stare and scream, and the characters did WTF at the Lord thy Author, and the Lord thy Author did threaten to write them out, and also with painful sporkings and death by falling rocks, and so the fifteenth day of the Most Holy Festival of NaNoWriMo did pass.
And the Lord thy Author did much eating of sugar, and of trains of thought, and the Lord thy Author did declare cold coffee to be Moste Unholy of all that is Unholy upon The Earth and The World That Defies All Logic, and she did ponder the effectivenees of letting Her head fall upon Her Holy Keyboard.
The Lord thy Author did also confuse Her Owne Gender, and thus spake unto Her Characters, "Let it be known unto ye, that thy Author is unable to make sense, for She in her Infinite Wisdom did Forgoe Sleepe for a day and a night and a day again", only She did not, not really, "and that She has most obviously watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail far too many times.
And so the fifteenth day of the Most Holy Festival of NaNoWriMo did pass.
The author is unsure of where the hell that came from, but she is sure that the bit about having watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail too many times is pretty much the only true line in that spiel.
by Inoru no Hoshi
