Spring 1st 510AV
“COCKADOODLEDOOOOOOOO!!” is the noise of the dawn cracking.
He burped deeply, forcing odours of rabit stew, carrot and ale warmly through his hairy lipped mouth. The sun blinded brightly down from above, piercing through the pear coloured canopy of leaves, like a shovel to the face. Inside the tent, warm orange cotton glowed calmly as he slowly woke up, then after pulling apart the pavillion flaps the light stabbed at his eyes like golden white spears.
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Johnny clicked his neck to the left, squinting and wincing, and then yawned widely, punching his arms out as far as they would go in an almighty stretch. This transformed into a twitching movement, popping each of the limbs forwards and backwards; Rooster was dancing.
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His head started bobbing to the beat of his tapping foot and slapping hands, and he shuffled his shoulders in circles, launching his spine forwards and backwards. The birds were singing and there was a faint wind stirring the crispy dead leaves beneath him – plenty of music to dance to! It wasn’t a joyful dance because he wasn’t smiling. Instead, it was more of a wake up dance, a movement forcing his muscles to roll into action, his joints were flipping his legs and arms in all directions and his neck was twisting from side to side.
“Aoooooooo!!” He cawed into the air… This was his land and his morning! He jiggled over to his chicken coop round the side of his pavillion and scooped up a fresh, warm egg from one of his lovers. There was a mug left outside from yesterday evening half full of pungent red wine. With a flamboyant flick of his wrist, he cracked the egg open into the mug spilling the whites into his hangover cure, then laced it with the leftover milk he had left outside over night for the dogs.
Mug to the lips, down in one.
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“AAAIII!!” he sprayed the last drops out, mouth open, tongue gasping out for air and a crusty white ring of milk staining his chops. Another burp followed by a brief gag, then a slump into his damp, peeling couch to the right of his home. It was soaking up the sun.
All that was left was to dig deep into his pockets and to pull out a box of tobacco. Rooster was going to have a smoke.