Chat Quotes: New and Improved

[Kiran Pelyna]

(12:43:22) Decorum: I am gonna torch the lamp... See what happens to the furry antlered rabbit
(12:43:40) Kayliegh: Mmm roasted Jackalope
(12:43:50) Accolade: eww
(12:44:00) Accolade: roasted wind eagle
(12:44:03) Accolade: mmmm
(12:44:06) Philomena: *smells* Hrmm... not a bad day to stop being vegetarian.
(12:44:09) Kayliegh: No Accolade. No.
(12:44:11) Decorum blinks
(12:44:21) Decorum: Is that what Jules is, roasted Wind Eagle?
(12:44:28) Kayliegh: Yes

[Kreig Messer]

(13:29:59) Theo_Coaststrider: The people of the chat are awfully fond of the emotes. I'm afraid this sort of thing is a common occurrence. How is your writing going, Kreig?(13:30:04) Theo_Coaststrider: Causing any commotions?
(13:30:32) Kreig_Messer: my last thread had me starting being chummy with bandits so yes
(13:30:32) Tia'aria: I'm going to quote the chat rules and say the incessant emotes should be cut down again.
(13:30:58) Kreig_Messer: Tia.... you bweak my hawt
(13:31:35) Theo_Coaststrider: Falling in with bandits? Sounds like trouble.
(13:31:56) Kreig_Messer: not falling in, just being friendly at the begining
(13:32:41) Tia'aria: I'm just really tired of all the hugs and snuggling and stuff that really should be kept to foreplay.
(13:32:48) Tia'aria: OMG.
(13:32:57) Kreig_Messer: oh my....
(13:33:02) Tia'aria: ROLEPLAY.
(13:33:26) Kreig_Messer: you know where this is going
(13:33:27) Theo_Coaststrider: I suppose it can be both
(13:33:41) Tia'aria: ROLEPLAY.

[Gale Austin McCenry]

(16:35:27) Gale_McCenry: Aaaaw, it's okay Superman
(16:35:34) Lixue: Accounting!
(16:35:39) Accolade: Lixue!!
(16:35:40) Lixue snugs.
(16:35:40) Orion_Michaels can't fit his big head into his rabbit hole
(16:35:42) Min: or is he secretly Sperman?
(16:35:42) Orion_Michaels:
(16:35:43) Accolade snuggles
(16:35:51) Lixue: See? Accounting gets special treatment.
(16:35:52) Gale_McCenry: >.>
(16:36:07) Gale_McCenry: It was a typo. v.v
(16:36:10) Accolade:
(16:36:18) Gale_McCenry: Honestly!
(16:36:19) Min: it seems to fit him though Gale
(16:36:30) Accolade: lol
(16:36:30) Gale_McCenry: o-o
(16:36:35) Lixue: We can take care of that, jack. A saw will do.
(16:36:47) Accolade: wow
(16:36:51) Min shoves on Orion's little cotton tail to get him to fit
(16:36:54) Gale_McCenry: ....
(16:37:01) Lixue: B)
(16:37:09) Lixue: Lixue's solution to everything: Chop it off.
(16:37:28) Accolade: 8o
(16:37:33) Oran_Cavarcan: It's Butcher Pete! Run!
(16:37:45) Lixue: Can't have kids? Chop it off.
(16:37:51) Oran_Cavarcan: 8o
(16:37:55) Accolade:
(16:37:59) Gale_McCenry: :?
(16:37:59) Lixue:

[N'all Rivent]

(16:54:05) Min: N'all will soon be superglued to Min's head
(16:54:16) Gale_McCenry: Superglue
(16:54:21) Gale_McCenry: Bad experiences with superglue
(16:54:21) Lixue: Miria, you can PM those in Avanthal or post in the OOC that you're interested in threads.
(16:54:23) Oran_Cavarcan: But first glue will have to be invented. )
(16:54:25) Adnaj: seems burdensome
(16:54:34) Glanrh: O.o why is that Min?
(16:55:02) ChatBot: Echelon logs into the Chat.
(16:55:05) Alses: There is also the matchmaking forum for threads. Perhaps try posting there?
(16:55:10) Gale_McCenry: Hey Echelon!
(16:55:12) Oran_Cavarcan: Hiya!
(16:55:15) Min: N'all is a crow kelvic and he n Min will be bond mates Glanrh
(16:55:19) Alses: Hallo, Echelon!
(16:55:25) Echelon: hey there
(16:55:25) Oran_Cavarcan:
(16:55:31) Shorik_Malentfeis: Hello Echelon
(16:55:39) Glanrh: ahh kk figured but wasn't sure
(16:55:42) Echelon: Actually just realized I have to go do something. But hey all and bye all. peace!
(16:55:45) ChatBot: Echelon logs out of the Chat.
(16:55:46) Adnaj: Ya know, Miria, I was considering making a PC in Avanthal
(16:55:50) Min: superglue can be bad stuff, you are right Gale Dare I ask what you glued to what?
(16:55:58) Alses: Or don't we want to know?
(16:56:11) Gale_McCenry: Answer your own question
(16:56:22) N'all_Rivent: someone quickly chat quote Gales super glue thingy
(16:56:27) Glanrh: i kinda want a bond mate for Glan but not 100% certain that i do yet
(16:56:30) Gale_McCenry: Do you really want to know?
(16:56:41) Min: um...yes?
(16:56:44) N'all_Rivent: yes Gale... yes we do
(16:56:46) Alses: Yes, because misery is always amusing .
(16:56:54) Min: cause we are tragedy/comedy voyeurs?
(16:57:06) Alses: That's a nicer way of putting it, Min...
(16:57:06) Min hi5's Alses
(16:57:07) Oran_Cavarcan: Commence with the comedy!
(16:57:12) Gale_McCenry: ....Keep in mind that I was young. >.>
(16:57:20) Alses: Yeeeees...
(16:57:24) Adnaj: what an overwhelming response, lol
(16:57:29) Min: what an epic way to begin an anecdote
(16:57:38) Oran_Cavarcan: "Cavarcan's Caravan of Culinary Concoctions". The perfect title.
(16:57:50) Gale_McCenry: It was the toilet
(16:57:56) Min: oh no
(16:58:00) Alses: O.o
(16:58:03) Gale_McCenry: I used it then I had to use the restroom
(16:58:05) Alses: Ouch.
(16:58:05) N'all_Rivent: O.o
(16:58:06) ChatBot: Besnik logs into the Chat.
(16:58:11) Glanrh: Culinary O.o pray do tell more
(16:58:11) Oran_Cavarcan: Did you superglue yourself to the seat?
(16:58:12) Min:
(16:58:12) Gale_McCenry: But I got out myself so don't worry
(16:58:17) ChatBot: Besnik leaves the channel.
(16:58:18) Gale_McCenry: Well, sorta
(16:58:21) N'all_Rivent: QUICKLY CHAT QUOTE
(16:58:25) Gale_McCenry: My hand was stuck to teh lid
(16:58:26) Alses: And there I was imagining teachers with sledgehammers.
(16:58:28) Gale_McCenry: NO!
(16:58:29) Min: I was wondering if it was still attached
(16:58:40) Gale_McCenry: Never
(16:58:48) Gale_McCenry: You wish
(16:58:57) Gale_McCenry: N'all, NEVER!

(17:00:17) Gale_McCenry: You didn't chat quote that did you?
(17:00:24) N'all_Rivent: someone link me to the chat quotes thread
(17:00:30) Gale_McCenry: NO1
(17:00:30) N'all_Rivent: I need to post this now
(17:00:32) Gale_McCenry: PLEASE NO!
(17:00:41) Gale_McCenry: I BEG YOU!!
(17:00:43) Alses: http://www.mizahar.com/forums/to​pic9036-290.html
(17:00:44) N'all_Rivent smiles menacingly
(17:00:49) Min: N'all show some pity
(17:00:52) Gale_McCenry: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO​OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO​OOOOOOOOOO
(17:00:54) Alses: Sorry, Cenny-wenny
(17:01:00) N'all_Rivent: b... b... but
(17:01:03) N'all_Rivent: I must
(17:01:06) Gale_McCenry: PLEASE!!
(17:01:07) Lixue: Let's keep the caps to a minimum, please!
(17:01:07) N'all_Rivent: it calls for me
(17:01:10) Oran_Cavarcan: .
(17:01:11) Gale_McCenry: I BEG OF YOU!!
(17:01:20) N'all_Rivent: what will you give
(17:01:25) Lixue: Gale. Please keep the caps to a minimum.
(17:01:26) Gale_McCenry: What do you want?
(17:01:38) Ana_Sol_Starris: o.o ... I'm having a major case of deja vu..
(17:01:44) Oran_Cavarcan: Your sooouuuul.
(17:01:46) Adnaj: I will admit that this story is not as embarrassing as you believe it to be, Gale. You were a kid, you were stupid with Superglue. Kids are stupid. It all pretty much adds up.
(17:01:49) Gale_McCenry: Sorry, Lixue
(17:01:54) Lixue: Thanks!
(17:02:02) ChatBot: Khida logs into the Chat.
(17:02:02) Gale_McCenry: No, please don't
(17:02:05) Alses: Bottle of Bollinger and some caviar will do for me. I'm not pricing myself out of the market .
(17:02:12) Gale_McCenry: Come on, I've had a rough week
(17:02:17) N'all_Rivent:
(17:02:20) N'all_Rivent:
(17:02:28) N'all_Rivent: it will be posted
(17:02:32) Gale_McCenry: No!
(17:02:35) Gale_McCenry: Come on!
(17:02:39) N'all_Rivent: you wont know when.... you wont know how... but it will
(17:02:39) Gale_McCenry: You guys!
(17:02:54) Alses: That's just evil, N'all! -is impressed-
(17:02:54) Oran_Cavarcan sympathetically pats Gale on the shoulder.
(17:02:56) Schon: Bollinger?!
(17:02:56) N'all_Rivent: I have it saved into a text document on my computer
(17:03:07) Min: delete delete
(17:03:08) Gale_McCenry: I swear! Your life goals are to turture me
(17:03:11) Gale_McCenry: *torture
(17:03:15) Alses: I like bolly, Schon .
(17:03:21) N'all_Rivent: your point being?
(17:03:39) Schon: You watch Ab Fab Alses?
(17:03:42) N'all_Rivent laughs like a mad man
(17:03:48) Gale_McCenry: But seriously, guys. Please don't. My reputation is bad enough. o-o

[Miria]

Omitted some parts but this should be enough.

(23:37:24) Darren: I don't plan on romance for my pc's
(23:37:33) Oran_Cavarcan: Neither do I, really.
(23:37:36) Richard_Burke: Me either, Darren. Me either.
(23:37:40) Treksha: Oh, neither do I.
(23:37:44) Treksha: It just happens.
(23:37:48) Wrenmae: Romance is problematic for mine
(23:38:08) Darren: If it happens it happens. Personally I just play out what they would normally do and how others react guides my next actions.
(23:38:48) Ignotus_Everto: What Wren needs is to romance an Eth.
(23:38:55) Ignotus_Everto: Or just bone Aello already.
(23:39:01) Darren: HAHAHA
(23:39:09) Darren: Aww mai god I wanna see that
(23:39:09) Wrenmae: XD
(23:39:09) N'all_Rivent: O.o
(23:39:13) Darren: Wren and Aello

[Oran Cavarcan]

(22:33:00) Richard_Burke: Id love to read the Necronomicon.
[snip]
(22:34:16) Philomena: *looks darkly at Richard* My son. The works of the Mad Arab are not playthings. They will drive you mad!
(22:35:10) Richard_Burke: *glares at Philomena* It'll make the whispers stop.
(22:35:19) Schon: 8o
(22:35:29) Oran_Cavarcan: Oh, no, not you too! You've been hanging around Shiress for too long.
(22:35:38) Oran_Cavarcan boots self away again.
(22:35:53) Gale_McCenry: You're asleep Richard
(22:36:04) Oran_Cavarcan: And you need to wake up!
(22:36:06) Gale_McCenry: Just wake up and it'll all stop
(22:36:12) Oran_Cavarcan: Wake up!
(22:36:14) Gale_McCenry: Wake up!
[snip]
(22:36:22) Philomena: Richard, no! No, do you not see it? The mad gods fo the deep! They would consume you!
[snip]
(22:36:40) Oran_Cavarcan: They would consume your mind and soul through your dreams!
(22:36:43) Richard_Burke: Its all I have left, Philomena. Its all I have.
[snip]
(22:37:01) Oran_Cavarcan: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
[more snip]
(22:37:10) Bethsyliss: Wow Gale
(22:37:15) Richard_Burke: Lol, that was really scarey Oran.
(22:37:46) Oran_Cavarcan: Beware the non-Euclidean geometries!
(22:37:57) N'all_Rivent: .
(22:38:08) Philomena: *smiles, laughs madly, her face transforming into a mass of fingers, pointed every way, her eyeless eyes peering into Richard's soul. Her hands float, turning to strange birds beneath the sea, their vermillion wings spreading and signing the words of the damned* Come, my child, come...
[even more snip]
(22:38:48) Richard_Burke: *walks slowly towards Philomena, with a serene smile on his face.* I've found peace.
(22:39:14) N'all_Rivent pulls Richard away
(22:39:20) Oran_Cavarcan: *there appears to be ominous Latin chanting in the background*
[snip snip]
(22:39:38) Gale_McCenry: Huh? Why Wow me?
(22:39:46) Gale_McCenry: What did I do?
(22:40:00) Oran_Cavarcan: You awoke the Old Gods.
(22:40:03) N'all_Rivent: Richard you fool
[snip sheboobity]
(22:40:05) Philomena: *thrusts two long tentacles into the young squire's eyes, and draws his soal out like a tiny red pearl, rosey like the sun in the day of the great reckoning. The pearl is placed upon her tongue, and the earth quivers wildly, ITs foundations suddenly terrified.* Oh man. Look what though hath wrought.
(22:40:06) Gale_McCenry: Oh no
(22:40:12) Gale_McCenry: I would!! I so would!
(22:40:15) Gale_McCenry: My luck is that bad!
[snip snap snop]
(22:40:36) N'all_Rivent: NO
(22:40:39) Richard_Burke: Lol, well there are worse ways to go.
(22:40:41) N'all_Rivent: You fools
(22:40:42) Gale_McCenry: Aw!
(22:40:47) Oran_Cavarcan: MADNESS AWAITS NO MAN!
(22:40:52) Gale_McCenry: Ouch!
(22:40:55) Gale_McCenry: My eyes!
[snip snoop lion]
(22:41:23) N'all_Rivent takes unarmed stance
(22:41:25) Philomena: Khirag vfghi'hallow Tir-na-nog! OZMA OZMA OZMA!
[snippity snap]
(22:42:11) Philomena: *smiles, sips her tea demurely*

[Ana Sol Starris]

(20:58:15) Philomena: *cuts Ximals face open with the fin of a tunafish. A clock melts from the lacerated eye* (20:58:18) Ximal: to be stolen from (20:58:26) Ana_Sol_Starris: Wha (20:58:27) N'all_Rivent: Lol (20:58:29) Ana_Sol_Starris: Phil (20:58:33) Ana_Sol_Starris: wha? (20:58:34) Ximal: DX mah eye What..?

[Vick]

(15:26:31) Twister: Goss!
(15:26:39) Twister: I had a question for you, that is totally relevant to everything!
(15:26:45) Twister: Do Akalak mud-wrestle when it rains?
(15:27:08) Vick: Yes
(15:27:59) Vick: Just like the konti
(15:29:59) Gossamer: Twister... in my fantasies sure they do
(15:30:03) Gossamer: A lot
(15:30:06) Gossamer: Sometimes using jello
(15:30:21) Gossamer: lime.. because its my favorite
(15:30:51) Gossamer:

[Jester]

(04:54:36) Phoenix: myt dog just snored herself awake
(04:55:23) Phoenix: Like when a dog farts and scares itself
(04:55:27) Phoenix: but not
(04:55:48) Phoenix: I sneezed once and scared myself. It was a delayed reaction.
(04:56:09) Elaine_Spade: delayed reaction.... I did that once
(04:56:20) Elaine_Spade: I jumped down from the stairs I stood there for 10 seconds
(04:56:24) Phoenix: I've ask coughed and sneezed at the same time. It hurt
(04:56:25) Elaine_Spade: then I fell on the ground...
(04:56:30) Phoenix: lol
(04:56:32) Jester: And I come back to chat and see this. Why I love Mizahar right here. This is being added to chat quotes

a few moments later

(04:58:17) Phoenix: thwnjs X
(04:58:21) Phoenix: omg
(04:58:24) Phoenix: seroiusly
(04:58:27) Phoenix: NO
(04:58:30) Phoenix: dtop
(04:58:32) Phoenix: ahhhh
(04:58:34) Ximal: phoenix are you tired by any chance ?
(04:58:35) ChatBot: Phoenix logs out of the Chat.
(04:58:44) Jester: It's okay, Phoenix... I usually go to bed like 3 hours before right now too
(04:59:04) Jester: Byeeee phoenix

and then...

(05:02:23) ChatBot: Phoenix logs into the Chat.
(05:02:39) Phoenix: My fingers and I have had a chat. They're going to do better

[Phoenix]

(12:44:21) Decorum: Is that what Jules is, roasted Wind Eagle?
(12:44:28) Kayliegh: Yes

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!