Chat Quotes: New and Improved

by **Phoenix** on April 14th, 2013, 4:05 am

Rob has always been the one with his head squarely on his shoulders.

by **Balderdash** on April 14th, 2013, 4:43 pm

Sadly, this is a long 'un, even when pared down for sanity's sake, but it was too good to pass... And Coltyn does it again.

(09:02:09) Balderdash: Speaking, of...
(09:02:11) Balderdash: Julesy!
(09:02:26) Fallon: Hello *waves*
((09:02:28) Gossamer: I kidnapped her.
(09:02:31) Gossamer: or birdnapped
(09:02:50) Gossamer: She's going to help me paint my beehives Miami Brothel (09:03:26) Balderdash: Wait what.
(09:03:33) Eida: Goss ... DON'T FORGET YOUR NOTE!
(09:03:34) Fallon: pardon?
(09:03:48) Phoenix: YAY BROTHEL
(09:03:48) Fallon: Who's kidnapped?
(09:03:54) Balderdash: You're painting beehives Miami Brothel... AND YOU DIDN'T INVITE ME?!
(09:03:57) Gossamer: Well Gillar is leaving it up to me to design the decor for the bees which will be here next saturday
(09:04:20) Phoenix: ive been bird napped
(09:04:26) Gossamer: I picked a really rich pink, coral, teal, and an electric blue... Gillar took one look at the scheme and said.... "Miami Brothel"
(09:05:23) Gossamer: I think that was the funniest thing he's said all week. I told my bee mentor and she just laughed and laughed. And when I told Jules, she was all on board to help.
(09:05:34) Gossamer: I can see the whole thing excites you too Iggy.
(09:05:55) Phoenix: I want to help paint it becuase those would be the most fabulous bee hives
(09:07:34) Balderdash waves.
(09:07:52) Balderdash: ...
(09:07:54) Balderdash: Jen.
(09:08:37) Gossamer: ...
(09:08:39) Balderdash: What some (Gillar) call Miami brothel... I call... GENIUS....
(09:08:52) Balderdash: Seriously, I would be a beekeeper if I could paint my hives like that.
(09:09:11) Balderdash: If only because I'd be constantly imagining my bees buzzing with a lisp.
(09:09:25) Gossamer: They are Italians.
(09:09:31) Gossamer: I imagine them buzzing with Tarot's hot accent.
(09:09:55) Balderdash: I'm angry at you now, Jen. They have his head now.
(09:10:09) Gossamer: That's your warped mind... not mine!
(09:10:12) ChatBot: Zyah'suyakal_Songbringer logs into the Chat.
(09:10:26) Balderdash: You provided the spark! You knew!!
(09:10:35) Balderdash: But it's pretty great.
(09:10:38) Phoenix: Hahahahahahaah
(09:10:42) Gossamer: And that reminds me of a episode of family guy and Lois' father's prize dog and her puppies.
(09:10:49) Phoenix: itsa me, jens bees
(09:10:55) Phoenix: *mario vioce*
(09:11:05) Gossamer: lol
(09:11:05) ChatBot: Capricious leaves the channel.
(09:11:13) Balderdash: They're being very courteous and offering-
(09:11:14) Balderdash: ...
(09:11:25) Ariann: I don't think I'm looking at the right part...
(09:11:39) Balderdash: I know that's incredibly offensive to SOMEONE... But I can't quite put my finger on who...
(09:12:06) Phoenix: Haahhahahaha
(09:12:14) Phoenix: i want to meet these bees
(09:12:14) Gossamer: heheheheheeh
(09:12:36) Gossamer: I'm going to go pick up 60,000 bees next weekend and be all like... Balder has ruined this for me....
(09:12:39) Gossamer: RUINED IT
(09:12:41) Balderdash: XD
(09:12:44) Phoenix: I am way too amused
(09:12:46) Zyah'suyakal_Songbringer: .......
(09:12:52) Gossamer: Because I'll look at them and they'll all have GP's head.
(09:12:56) Fallon: ... Welcome to chat by the way
(09:12:59) Phoenix: BABY BEES?!?? Because those are the cutest ever (09:13:20) Balderdash: And they're all very polite and offer each other gummy crocodiles and talk about code and say the word "suit" very emphatically.(09:13:21) Eida: Jules: Who will be the Queen?
(09:13:28) Balderdash: Also, they're all featherweights.
(09:13:42) Balderdash bows. "I live to serve, m'lady."
(09:13:48) Eida: I just don't get it why bees don't give SPACE to their Queen
(09:13:51) Eida: seriosuly....
(09:13:56) Phoenix: Jen is queen bee
(09:14:09) Balderdash: She has a special room in the brothel for her to lounge.(09:14:19) Eida: Okay everyone whoever serves her GIVE HER SOME SPACE FOR GODDNESS SAKE
(09:14:31) Gossamer: just for that I'm taking pictures

(09:15:00) Balderdash: Can you take them while in a black and yellow striped sweater?

(09:15:20) Balderdash: Preferably while Gillar flaps his arms behinds you and goes "Bzz." or "Halloo!" as the case may be. Depends on the bees.
(09:15:17) Gossamer: I'm not feeding your weird fetish!
(09:15:37) Balderdash: Affronted gasp!
(09:15:46) Balderdash: Fetish, you say?!
(09:16:34) Balderdash: I take great offense to that. It is... (09:16:47) Balderdash smooths collar, "A predilection."
(09:18:52) Gossamer: Anyone who demands anyone wear a sweater doing anything... even if its a specific color scheme... has issues!

And later...

(09:34:49) Fallon: ... is it bad that I have an image of goss, in said bee costume, wearing a towel on her head and now going to a sauna? With her bees?

Bees. They're important.

by **Elysium** on April 14th, 2013, 5:01 pm

Anyone play MGS 3? Two words. The Pain.

Beeeeeeeees.

by **Eida** on April 14th, 2013, 6:33 pm

Don't forget the towels... Towels are fancy turbans!

by **Phoenix** on April 15th, 2013, 3:58 am

First...

(23:42:57) Gossamer: He's giving me the frowny serious 'why are you even in chat with those 'special people'" look.

Then...

(23:51:12) Gossamer: and I wanted third/forth nipples.
(23:53:11) Gossamer: I have purple.
(23:53:18) Gossamer: I'll just wear Riaris.
(23:53:30) Gossamer: He's big enough to fill in for a trench.

Just Sayin'...

by **Gossamer** on April 15th, 2013, 4:01 am

Totally out of context... totally.

by **Phoenix** on April 15th, 2013, 4:02 am

Not by very much!

by **Balderdash** on April 15th, 2013, 4:05 am

I was there. This is one of those times when the context makes it worse.

by **Ball** on April 15th, 2013, 4:08 am

I was there and can confirm... But it reads to hillariously.

by **Ball** on April 15th, 2013, 4:15 am

(00:12:26) Phoenix: LOL I just called up my sister at work and her co-worker thought I was my brother
(00:12:28) Anton: o_o
(00:12:43) Balderdash: I told you Jules. MANLY.
(00:12:57) Phoenix: I don't sound THAT bad
(00:13:12) Bolivar: don't let it get to you. We know the truth
(00:13:12) Balderdash: Bad?!
(00:13:28) Balderdash: Manly Jules is sexy.
(00:13:38) Gideon: Your brother sounds like a tranny?
(00:13:45) Phoenix: LOL