"Yes, Raz, you teach how shoot bow to idiot barbarian."
"I... I do not sound like that!" There was a beat, just long enough to prove the the multiverse did indeed have a sense of humor. "... do I?"
Though some part of him had to admit, her impression of his accent was getting pretty good. Gravelly without sounding like she was just choking on something; syllables hacked apart then slammed back together like she truly was unused to them; she even rolled her "a's" like he did.
Still no reason to let her get away with it.
Razkar's eyes narrowd and he slid across the deck like a phantom, flat of his gladius giving Edri a playful but still stinging rap on her bare thigh. She gave a little squeal of pain, looked up t see mock anger playing over Razkar's smiling features.
"Make fun of savage, hmm?" She tried to back off and Razkar slid to her side, gladius flashing out again with fierce accuracy, giving her elbow a quick ding. "Barbarian's have much humor, oh, yes! Very witty!"
He lashed out a third time and she was already over the rail, leaping into the water in a halfway backflip abomination that just showed how desperate she was-
-but she was still laughing as she hit the water. Razkar glared over it and down at the grinning, soaking, bobbing redhead.
"You must come back to boat some time! You are not all fish!" He rolled his eyes and stalked to the main mast, casting a quick look at Navis, who was observing everything with a sort of half-interested curiosity... but still growled at the big two-legs who'd scared ff his mother. "Oh, hush, or I send you in with her..."
Knowing that Edri would take her sweet time getting back to dry land - or dry deck - Razkar walked to the mast and studied it quickly. It would be the perfect place to put a target, a good place to start... but what could they use? He cast his eyes around, looking for something large and circular and-
Ah-ha!
The Myrian stepped lightly off the deck and over to a trio of discarded barrels lying in a cluster on the pier. They stank of dead fish and old garbage, along with other things he'd rather not know about, but they still had their lips...
Each one the size of a shield, made of moldy but thick wood. He looked left... and then right... saw no watchers... and grabbed one before hauling himself back up to the deck of the Grotto.
Razkar smiled softly as he unsheathed his kukri, deciding to use it to nail the impromptu target to the mainmast. As good a nail and target as any... and either way, he taught his friend something new... and kept that look of fear from her eyes.
Always different, killing with a bow. Disconnected and less personal. That's what she needs to start with. But... she won't get it. Not until she sheds blood for the first time. Then she'll know if she can do it again... or can't stop herself from doing it again.
"I... I do not sound like that!" There was a beat, just long enough to prove the the multiverse did indeed have a sense of humor. "... do I?"
Though some part of him had to admit, her impression of his accent was getting pretty good. Gravelly without sounding like she was just choking on something; syllables hacked apart then slammed back together like she truly was unused to them; she even rolled her "a's" like he did.
Still no reason to let her get away with it.
Razkar's eyes narrowd and he slid across the deck like a phantom, flat of his gladius giving Edri a playful but still stinging rap on her bare thigh. She gave a little squeal of pain, looked up t see mock anger playing over Razkar's smiling features.
"Make fun of savage, hmm?" She tried to back off and Razkar slid to her side, gladius flashing out again with fierce accuracy, giving her elbow a quick ding. "Barbarian's have much humor, oh, yes! Very witty!"
He lashed out a third time and she was already over the rail, leaping into the water in a halfway backflip abomination that just showed how desperate she was-
-but she was still laughing as she hit the water. Razkar glared over it and down at the grinning, soaking, bobbing redhead.
"You must come back to boat some time! You are not all fish!" He rolled his eyes and stalked to the main mast, casting a quick look at Navis, who was observing everything with a sort of half-interested curiosity... but still growled at the big two-legs who'd scared ff his mother. "Oh, hush, or I send you in with her..."
Knowing that Edri would take her sweet time getting back to dry land - or dry deck - Razkar walked to the mast and studied it quickly. It would be the perfect place to put a target, a good place to start... but what could they use? He cast his eyes around, looking for something large and circular and-
Ah-ha!
The Myrian stepped lightly off the deck and over to a trio of discarded barrels lying in a cluster on the pier. They stank of dead fish and old garbage, along with other things he'd rather not know about, but they still had their lips...
Each one the size of a shield, made of moldy but thick wood. He looked left... and then right... saw no watchers... and grabbed one before hauling himself back up to the deck of the Grotto.
Razkar smiled softly as he unsheathed his kukri, deciding to use it to nail the impromptu target to the mainmast. As good a nail and target as any... and either way, he taught his friend something new... and kept that look of fear from her eyes.
Always different, killing with a bow. Disconnected and less personal. That's what she needs to start with. But... she won't get it. Not until she sheds blood for the first time. Then she'll know if she can do it again... or can't stop herself from doing it again.