The Nuit wasn't paying as much attention as she should have been. Hearing the door jangle, she didn't even bother to look up. Most people entering the store came looking to browse, she found; there had been an elderly man in this morning who had stayed for bells, picking something up here, setting it down there, out of place. Mr. Ariva had spent the entire time tugging angrily at his beard and his hair until his head had become a riotous mass of white strands sticking out in all directions, quite resembling a dandelion puff. Only instants after the man had left, Isolde had been tasked to try to fit the shop back together exactly as it had been before, and all under the watchful eye of her employer, no easy request when he kept interrupting to give her pointers that may or may not turn out to be helpful. Luckily for her, not long after she had started the old man had been called away by an acquaintance to take a look at some possible wares, leaving her to try to piece the shop back together alone and unpressured.
There had been another customer after that, a woman with a rather pinched expression who had entered, taken a look at the place, and nearly turned on her heel and strolled back out... but who had decided, after a long, contemptuous hesitation, to purchase a small book on natural remedies, detailing how to properly boil roots in tea to cure a cough or to dry the petals of certain flowers before consumption to be used to dull the sharp edge of a migraine, that sort of thing. After that lady had left, the store had been mercifully empty, allowing the Nuit to hurry back to her task of figuring out which things had been recently moved, and trying to check the cheat-sheet of the shelving that she had been steadily creating --which she had been reluctant to bring out in front of Mr. Ariva, and which she now gladly fell to while he was out of sight. Hopefully by the time Mr. Ariva got back she'd be done, and he would give her a sour look and then send her off to continue scribing that book on Kelvics...
Isolde happened to be behind the counter when the person entered, simply because she was looking for the item ledger as another aid for her mission, and she murmured a polite "Hello," to whoever had entered the store, rummaging around the desk. It was only once he had settled in front of the counter did she give a quick glance up, eyes turning down again... before her mouth popped open, and her blue eyes came soaring up to match his, and she said, "Oh. I-It's you-- M-Mr. Wayne. P-Pleasure to see you again." She had to look down again, the nervous smile already making an appearance, especially when she said the word 'pleasure'. To be honest, she had not expected him back so soon. She braced herself for whatever strange request might come, keeping her eyes intent on her hands, on her search for the missing ledger, as he spoke.
"Hello, miss. I am looking for another book. Or two books, actually. I was looking to research a little on Ionu and his Inverted, as well Akajia and her Irst."
It would not take one trained in Observation to see the way her shoulders relaxed, or hear the breath that she let out in a contented sigh. Ionu and Akajia? She couldn't vouch for his taste in gods or goddesses --weren't both of those rather sneaky sorts, she thought so-- but at least he hadn't asked for anything... erm, how had he put it last time? She'd called it 'romance' and he had corrected her-- sexual science? Had that been it? Yes, yes it had, hadn't it? At least he hadn't requested anything in-- in his so-called 'sexual science'.
"I-I'm certain we have something on th-that-- I'll go check in j-just a moment--" she murmured, giving him something approximate to a smile, a subtle tipping at the corners of her mouth. The Nuit happened to glance up at him when she did, and lo and behold... there was a certain glimmer in his eye, and she ducked her head a bit, trying to concentrate even harder on locating the ledger without looking back up, because she could just tell, something was coming--
"Also..." There it was--
"Pycon." Pycon? What could he possibly-- "How would someone pleasure a Pycon? Do they have senses? Do they have parts that allow for pleasure? Can they shape-shift parts that give them pleasure? If I were to simply sit a Pycon on me and spin her like a top, would that be enough for the little clay creature? What do you think?"
The Nuit kept shuffling through papers as he asked the first question, and by the time he got to that last part she was moving her hands around the desk simply so that she wouldn't grab him by the shoulders and shake him. What the-- Why was he doing this? She took a tick to look up at him, searching his face incredulously for any sign or hint, but he was giving nothing away. She had to look back down. Finally she asked, already feeling the prickle of embarrassment at her ears and the back of her neck, "U-Uh. Why? D-Don't you have-- erm, uh, o-other escorts to a-ask these qu-questions to? L-Like... I'm s-sure your coworkers w-would know m-more on s-such topics... I mean, wouldn't they? I m-mean I w-work here and all but-- but I-- don't-- I'm no e-expert on s-such matters." Really she had no idea what the people at the Herald's Arms might know, but really they had to know more than her. She had met only one Pycon in her time and they had never dwelt on such topics, and it wasn't like she spent her free time researching such things... And gods, what had that last question been? Where had that come from? "B-But really. I imagine that a Pycon would hardly enjoy b-being spun around upon a p-person's lap-- I mean why would--" But then her words choked to a sudden halt. Gods, there it was, rising unbidden from her mind... there would be Matthew --she could picture it and she desperately tried to pull her mind away-- and there was the lucky Pycon lass, and she tried to think of other things, any other things as long as it wasn't that--
What to think, what to think! Ponies. Uh. Daisies. No, she needed something more mundane--!
Shoes. Lots of shoes. Shoes were good and boring, and there were lots of different types to think up. Boots with buckles, boots with laces, high-heeled boots, sandals, er-- uh, shiny black shoes that some rich people wore, erm, shoes made of-- of gold, or metal, shoes encrusted with rubies and sapphires and a whole matter of-- er, what other types? Big stomping brown boots for men who spent their lives in the wilds, steel-toed shoes, shoes with straps, those sorts of soft, lacy silk slippers that some harlots wore-- but no! That was bringing her full circle! Now she was thinking of harlots, soon her mind would make the leap to Matthew and his Pycon and their oh gods, their activities-- and she needed something else. Maybe she should head onto socks--? White socks, black socks, striped socks--
Gods, why was he doing this?
She realized that she had stopped and was staring forward at his chest with a look of utter concentration and dismay as she tried to keep her mind away from what things he might possibly try on a Pycon... and so she struggled to reign in her expression, desperately trying to keep her embarrassment at bay. Gods, he had probably said that stuff just so she would picture it, the statement was so outlandish her mind had to give it a go-- If only another customer would come in-- The Nuit shot a longing look at the door, but the bell there was hanging still and quiet, and how was it that he always managed to trap her, to make it so that she received his questions, and not Mr. Ariva--?
She had no idea, but --oh, here it came again, pink socks, purple socks, orange socks, socks with polka-dots-- she would do her best to --blue socks, grey socks, yellow socks, socks with lovely embroidery, knitted socks-- to help him find his books and send him merrily on his way.
"J-Just a m-moment p-p-please. I'll uh--" Had she already gone over red socks? What about-- uh, dyed! Dyed socks. Clean socks. Dirty socks. She tried to keep herself from dwelling too much on the word 'dirty', and tried to regroup. What had she been saying? She had no idea, and it would be obvious to him that he had managed to distract her. She gritted her teeth and plowed onward, glad she couldn't blush. "--you know, I'll j-just be l-looking for those b-books now." And hopefully he wouldn't insist on her answering his Pycon questions. Gods, what if he refused to leave until she did--? Please no. Please let him take mercy. She stumbled around the desk and past him, trying not to get too close, and now what had she been looking for? Something about-- All she could think of were socks. Green socks. Brown socks. The Nuit was forced to stop and face him again for the sake of asking, sounding mortified, "What was I looking for again?"