Chat Quotes: I swear I didn't say that.

[Ireth Telemnar]

(16:57:39) Ireth_Telemnar: The HOBBIT comes out tomorrow!!!
(16:57:57) Wanda_Endust: Another one?
(16:58:10) Wanda_Endust: Didn't they already have one this year?
(16:58:11) Balderdash: Yeah.
(16:58:16) Timshel: There's gunna be three of them.
(16:58:18) Nanuk: Nah, last year this time
(16:58:18) Ireth_Telemnar:
(16:58:19) Balderdash: I don't think so?
(16:58:22) Nanuk: this is part 2!
(16:58:25) Balderdash: There should not be three.
(16:58:30) Shiress: Midnight!
(16:58:34) Wanda_Endust: Ah
(16:58:40) Nanuk: No, there shouldn't. But I've heard this one is much better than the last
(16:58:42) Balderdash: Two is a perfectly fine number for The Hobbit.
(16:58:43) Ireth_Telemnar: Shirie!
(16:58:44) Shiress: Hish Baldy!
(16:58:45) Ireth_Telemnar: Take me!
(16:58:46) Orion_Michaels: But Baldy, money.
(16:58:53) ChatBot: Daedalus_Dagwood logs into the Chat.
(16:58:54) Timshel: Should not.
(16:58:58) Timshel: Could not.
(16:58:59) Timshel: Is.
(16:59:13) Shiress: No Hobbit hating! :|
(16:59:16) Balderdash patpats Orion.
(16:59:21) Sira: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J​rKXH1CeXck
(16:59:21) Balderdash: Hey, I adore the Hobbit.
(16:59:22) Ireth_Telemnar: Shirie, take meeee~
(16:59:26) Balderdash: In fact, I have it on my dest right now.
(16:59:28) Balderdash: And... Wow.
(16:59:44) Balderdash: Savio's going to be simultaneously heartbroken and turned on by this.
(16:59:51) Shiress: Come on, Ireth. I'll swing by Texas and pick you up, say... last week?
(16:59:57) Ireth_Telemnar: YES!
(17:00:03) Nanuk: When I was young, my brother read the hobbit to me as a bed time story. I know your feels Baldy
(17:00:06) Balderdash: ... Oh.
(17:00:13) Balderdash: Take you to...
(17:00:15) Balderdash: Okay.
(17:00:19) Balderdash: That makes much more sense.
(17:00:23) Ireth_Telemnar: ....
(17:00:26) Shiress: Baldy! The Gollum! Link it!
(17:00:27) Ireth_Telemnar: BALDERDASH!
(17:00:36) Orion_Michaels:
(17:00:36) Ireth_Telemnar: >.<
(17:00:37) Balderdash: Yes?!
(17:00:43) Ireth_Telemnar: What the petch is wrong with you?!
(17:00:48) Twister: ... I'm so confused right now.
(17:00:52) Balderdash: I am a man!
(17:01:00) Nanuk: me too, dude
(17:01:06) Ireth_Telemnar: Goshdarnit!
(17:01:08) Balderdash: More importantly, I am a depraved man!
(17:01:15) Ireth_Telemnar: ...
(17:01:21) Balderdash hugs Twisty.
(17:01:26) Ireth_Telemnar: You are a dirty, dirty vagik.
(17:01:28) Balderdash: It's okay.
(17:01:41) Balderdash: Don't sully your pure and innocent mind in the gutter of sexiness.
(17:01:47) Twister: :|
(17:01:59) Balderdash: Hey!
(17:02:05) Balderdash: I'll have you know I bathe regularly.
(17:02:13) Balderdash: ... But I am dirty, yes.
(17:02:22) Balderdash: I will not be shamed by this!
(17:02:24) Sira: If they had wind eagles in the Hobbit the book would have been so much shorter.. oh wait, they did. And it wasn't. How it should have ended.
(17:02:41) Balderdash: Heh.
(17:02:45) Balderdash: Yeah...
(17:02:49) Orion_Michaels: Don't be ashamed, Baldy. Never be ashamed.


(17:02:50) Timshel: Gutter of sexiness?

[Abstract]

Is it bad that I laughed harder at this tiny little quote at the end than over the actual quote?

((17:02:24) Sira: If they had wind eagles in the Hobbit the book would have been so much shorter.. oh wait, they did. And it wasn't. How it should have ended.)

[Noaru]

(08:58:16) ChatBot: Clyde_Sullins enters the channel.
(08:58:31) Clyde_Sullins: Beep boop beep. I am a robot.

[Hisoka]

... manly?

(03:57:59) Medhozic: breaks down into hysterics.
(03:58:16) Medhozic: Perfect entrance.
(04:00:00) Trickster is of unsure what to say >.>
(04:02:25) Kreig_Messer: .
(04:03:11) Trickster: Ah well... I shall leave you... manly(?)men to amuse yourselves... adieu!
(04:03:45) ChatBot: Trickster logs out of the Chat.
(04:03:52) Medhozic: Huh?
(04:04:01) Kreig_Messer: *man hugs Med*
(04:06:51) Medhozic: *Man hugs back with all the manliness of a manly hug.*

[Gale Austin McCenry]

(09:03:37) Osd: Sunberth si the result of rhysol coming down with the runs and crapping at the coast.

*edit*

And much much later!

(21:38:08) Marrick_Corvis: In Soviet Zeltiva, Whale Rides you!

[Shiyami]

(09:00:05) Shiyami: *Journeyman has become interested in Kreig*
(09:00:16) Fallon: Petch Journeyman :Z
(09:00:17) Kreig_Messer: I don't swing that way!!
(09:00:27) Accolade: lol
(09:00:40) Accolade: What way do you swing?
(09:00:42) Shiyami: That was well timed you two XD
(09:01:18) Accolade: I've never seen Kreig interested in anything but fighting
(09:01:33) Kreig_Messer: He's currently interested in Tsukiko
(09:01:39) Accolade: o.o
(09:01:47) Accolade: bar maids..
(09:01:58) Shiyami: ^
(09:02:10) Shiyami: Wait, Syliras has a maid cafe
(09:02:16) Shiyami: ?
(09:02:27) Accolade: c-cafe?

Aaaaaaannnnddddd.....!
(09:02:50) Kreig_Messer: Acco, wanna be Kreig's daddy?
(09:02:50) Fallon: Hah.
(09:03:10) Accolade: D-DADDY?? o.o
(09:03:20) Accolade runs
(09:03:21) Fallon: Congrats, you're a father.
(09:03:50) Shiyami: Soooooo quoting that
(09:04:55) Accolade: these are not happy tears
(09:07:12) Shiyami: No..it is beyond happiness
(09:07:33) Accolade: Below? sure
(09:07:46) Shiyami: above~!
(09:08:12) Accolade: Further below
(09:08:25) Shiyami: Much above
(09:08:29) Accolade: o.o
(09:08:33) Accolade: Fallon!!
(09:08:43) Kreig_Messer: I love you daddy
(09:08:56) Accolade: Oh the madness!
(09:09:09) Accolade: I can't take it!
(09:09:26) Kreig_Messer: Momma says to take out the trash
(09:09:47) Accolade grumbles
(09:09:54) Accolade: Momma better be hot
(09:10:13) Kreig_Messer: You married her, you tell me?
(09:10:19) Accolade: And look sexy in plate armor
(09:10:32) Accolade: No, YOU made this all up, so you tell me
(09:11:02) Kreig_Messer: fun, Mama is Twisty
(09:11:12) Accolade:
(09:11:46) Accolade: You're the son of a tornado? Should name you windy
(09:14:05) Shiyami: The chat quote got bigger~
(09:14:17) Accolade: o.O
(09:14:35) Kreig_Messer: btw, You have a daughter named Rachel and another son named Osd
(09:14:49) Fallon: Pfft
(09:15:04) Kreig_Messer: they have different Mamas
(09:15:19) Fallon: Acco's been busy then?
(09:15:27) Kreig_Messer: mhmm
(09:15:45) Shiyami: Well...Acco you been having a lot of "get togethers", huh?

EDIT: There is this too
(15:26:36) Marx_Eisenstahl: We changed topic from pole dancers...
(15:26:45) Shiyami: to pizzas
(15:26:45) Orion_Michaels: :|
(15:26:49) Shiyami: ...how?
[Unimportant parts cut...]
(15:26:59) Ruphy: Well, we wanted something clean
(15:27:08) Ai_Shou: Pizza is clean
(15:27:16) Fallon: Until you drop it
(15:27:16) Orion_Michaels: Orion smash!

[M'Wanii]

(18:43:24) Nyxie_Northaven: Goss is a founder, no?
(18:43:30) Scorn: Yes, Nyx
(18:43:34) M'wanii: She is indeed
(18:43:36) Neola: Indeed.
(18:43:39) ChatBot: Shiress logs out of the Chat.
(18:43:46) Scorn: She is the mother of Mizahar ._.
(18:43:50) M'wanii: Shiress!
(18:43:58) Nyxie_Northaven: 'the mother'
(18:44:06) ChatBot: Twister leaves the channel.
(18:44:08) ChatBot: Twister enters the channel.
(18:44:09) Marx_Eisenstahl: So...She's married to Gillar?
(18:44:17) M'wanii: Does that make Tarot its dad? Or its Uncle?
(18:44:19) Twister: She is.
(18:44:36) Neola: ...
(18:44:40) Scorn: Well, Tarot does all the technical computer-related stuff...
(18:44:45) Nyxie_Northaven: So then Gillar's the dad
(18:44:46) Marx_Eisenstahl: I love Tarot's award...
(18:44:48) Scorn: But Gillar's the one she's married to, so...
(18:45:01) Kreig_Messer: Ai, you shou faded from existence alright
(18:45:05) M'wanii: Gillar is its step dad?
(18:45:23) Scorn: <.< Can a computer site have more than one dad? XD
(18:45:31) Neola: Yes...?
(18:45:35) Scorn: I don't think we're bound by rules of biology here
(18:45:35) Marx_Eisenstahl: Hey!
(18:45:43) Nyxie_Northaven: lol
(18:45:51) Marx_Eisenstahl: Lets be non-judgemental here, Scorn!
(18:45:56) Marx_Eisenstahl:
(18:46:02) Scorn: Indeed
(18:46:07) Scorn: I'm in favor of this
(18:46:26) Neola: ...
(18:46:28) Dartram: Three dads, seven moms, a dozen or so aunts and uncles
(18:46:37) Neola: thousands of kids.
(18:46:41) Scorn: Anyway, what with all the newbies in here, I feel like I should slip into my mentor uniform <.<
(18:46:46) ChatBot: Scorn logs out of the Chat.
(18:46:49) ChatBot: Garret_Sawyer logs into the Chat.
(18:46:50) Marx_Eisenstahl: Oh no.
(18:46:54) ChatBot: Scorn logs into the Chat.
(18:46:54) Dartram: Thousands upon thousands
(18:46:58) Marx_Eisenstahl: Scorn is Garret!
(18:46:59) M'wanii: ... Scorn is Garret?!?!
(18:47:04) Scorn: Dangit
(18:47:05) Garret_Sawyer: ...
(18:47:09) Garret_Sawyer: Pardon?
(18:47:11) M'wanii: ... XD
(18:47:12) Marx_Eisenstahl:
(18:47:17) Neola: ...
(18:47:18) Scorn: Let me try that again
(18:47:20) Neola: What...
(18:47:21) Marx_Eisenstahl: Garret is Scorn...
(18:47:29) Neola: Garry is..
(18:47:29) Scorn: No Marx XD
(18:47:35) ChatBot: Scorn logs out of the Chat.
(18:47:42) ChatBot: Alea_Davenport logs into the Chat.
(18:47:43) ChatBot: Garret_Sawyer logs out of the Chat.
(18:47:45) Neola: ...
(18:47:48) Alea_Davenport: There, that's better
(18:47:50) Marx_Eisenstahl: ...
(18:47:52) Neola: Garry is... Scorn..
(18:47:54) ChatBot: Garret_Sawyer logs into the Chat.
(18:47:54) Kreig_Messer: Scorn is a man?!
(18:47:57) Marx_Eisenstahl: Wait...
(18:47:57) M'wanii: ...
(18:47:58) Kreig_Messer: Oh
(18:47:58) Alea_Davenport: No Neola
(18:48:01) Alea_Davenport: Scorn is me
(18:48:01) Neola: What?
(18:48:03) Marx_Eisenstahl: Ale- void.
(18:48:12) Alea_Davenport: Garret just came in at a weird time <.<
(18:48:16) Neola: ...
(18:48:20) Garret_Sawyer: I always do...
(18:48:29) Neola: It's okay Garry, I forgive you.
(18:48:34) Garret_Sawyer: And even if I don't it soon gets weird
(18:48:40) Garret_Sawyer: But that is chat for you...
(18:48:42) Kreig_Messer: You mean there is a safe time to enter chat?
(18:48:52) Marx_Eisenstahl: Not for him.
(18:48:56) Marx_Eisenstahl: Not anymore.
(18:49:07) Alea_Davenport: yes Kreig, but you can never know when it is without taking the risk and entering

Just another day on chat.

[Noaru]

(01:53:36) Ireth_Telemnar: Whatever you say dearie.
(01:53:54) Ireth_Telemnar: kissey-face
(01:54:17) Noaru: you can't kiss me, you're married~
(01:54:24) Noaru:
(01:54:31) Ireth_Telemnar: No I'm not.
(01:55:53) Noaru: Our love cannot be Ireth, we are two beings, separated by dimensions.

(01:56:02) Ireth_Telemnar:
(01:56:05) Ireth_Telemnar: Sorrow.
(01:56:09) Ireth_Telemnar: My heart.
(01:56:15) Noaru: dramatic gaze

[Trickster]

Nice one!


(01:48:13) ChatBot: Ayara_Orin logs into the Chat.
(01:48:24) Ayara_Orin: Yo yo yo what up Mizahar
(01:48:26) Ruphy: ello, Aya
(01:48:34) Ruphy: we got a new recruit!
(01:48:35) Nanuk: The ceiling?
(01:48:44) Nanuk: a few, actually
(01:48:51) Ruphy: Oh, right
(01:48:52) Ayara_Orin: woop woop
(01:48:58) Fallon: They're breeding.
(01:49:00) Ruphy: There's Mani, Elixir, and....not sure
(01:49:12) Ruphy: who else is new?
(01:49:15) Nanuk: Wasn't Dartram new too?
(01:49:23) Nanuk: Or am I crazy?
(01:49:32) Ruphy: I thought he wasn't, since his name was kind of familiar
(01:49:41) Mani: I am working on my Mongoose Kelvic sorry if I don't say much <.<
(01:49:54) Ruphy: don't worry, Mani
(01:50:08) Trickster: Jaffa Cakes! *pounces*
(01:50:18) Fallon catches.
(01:50:32) Fallon: Hello Moon
(01:50:41) Trickster: How are you? :3
(01:51:07) Fallon: Tired. Sighing. Bleh. But alright. Yourself?
(01:51:20) Ruphy: I like moon cakes
(01:51:36) Trickster: Sleepy, but working on a post ^^
(01:51:38) Ruphy Bites Fallon's Moon
(01:51:45) Mani: Oh dear <.<
(01:51:58) Ruphy: you're not tasty at all. It was a trick!
(01:52:05) Mani: lol
(01:52:20) Fallon get's the axe.
(01:52:26) Ruphy: O.O
(01:52:28) Trickster hides behind Fallon
(01:52:30) Fallon: :|
(01:52:42) Fallon: Try it again Ruphy, I dare you
(01:52:43) Ruphy runs away into little red's house
(01:53:04) Fallon: And that is how you scare off players ^^
(01:53:09) Trickster:
(01:53:11) Ruphy: lol
(01:53:15) Mani: Now all we need is a wolf kelvic <.<
(01:53:26) Ruphy: I'm the granny?
(01:53:30) Mani: Yes
(01:53:36) Ruphy: So Fall's the wood cutter
(01:53:41) Fallon: Yep
(01:53:46) Fallon: Manly woodcutter
(01:53:48) Ruphy: I'm red's gran, and.....trick's?
(01:53:51) Fallon flexes.
(01:54:00) Ruphy: who's trick? red?
(01:54:02) ChatBot: Hisoka logs into the Chat.
(01:54:07) Radiant: Wren should be wolf
(01:54:10) Radiant: Iggy should be grandma
(01:54:13) Ruphy: Hisoka, are you a wolf kelvic?
(01:54:14) Mani: Sure we will go with that
(01:54:23) Ruphy: that works, too
(01:54:24) Balderdash: What.
(01:54:30) Radiant: Then Wren eat Iggy and Fall
(01:54:30) Hisoka: Yes.?
(01:54:41) Balderdash: Wouldn't that kill Wrenmae?
(01:54:41) Ruphy: I thought Fall kills Wren...?
(01:54:43) Radiant: then Wren get sick from eating Nuit, he dies, Iggy and Fall comes out from his belly
(01:54:45) Radiant: Happy End!
(01:54:45) Ruphy: Hello, Wren
(01:54:59) Fallon: ...
(01:55:00) Ruphy: I mean Hisoka OxO
(01:55:12) Ruphy: *facepalm de la Grande*
(01:55:18) Hisoka: Hello ^^
(01:55:21) Fallon: I suppose that's one way to get inheritance early.
(01:55:52) Ruphy: Feeding your gran to a wolf?
(01:56:06) Fallon: Yep
(01:56:09) Trickster completely missed this entire thing
(01:56:12) Fallon: Though Wren is the brother.
(01:56:22) Fallon pat pats MoonMoon.
(01:56:32) Ruphy: So....it was a family of cannabalistic wolves?
(01:56:39) Radiant: Moon Moon
(01:56:48) Radiant: Ruphy, read "The Little Red Riding Hood"
(01:57:10) Trickster: Moon Moon... >.>
(01:57:14) Ruphy: I've never read a version with a brother in it, though
(01:57:17) Radiant: Then replace RH with Fall, BB Wolf with Wren, and Grandma with Ignotus.
(01:57:46) Fallon: ... I'm now lil' red?
(01:57:53) Mani: I lost track of where this was going minutes ago..... Trying to catch up is making my head worse ^^;
(01:57:56) Radiant: Well, Revy did say Fallon is a loli
(01:58:01) Radiant: ...so anything goes!
(01:58:08) Ruphy: I've read one with a wood cutter
(01:58:14) Fallon: I have an idea.
(01:58:20) Ruphy: Fall's a Loli?
(01:58:20) Fallon: How about we get back to Mizahar?
(01:58:26) Mani: ^
(01:58:29) Radiant: Harr harr!
(01:58:34) Radiant: This is Mizahar!
(01:58:42) Fallon: :|
(01:58:48) Fallon: You know what I mean sparkles.
(01:58:48) Fallon: You know what I mean sparkles.
(01:59:09) Mani: Nicknamed sparkles.... well that is a first
(01:59:23) Ruphy: Mizaharian coconut festival
(01:59:29) Nanuk: but not the last!
(01:59:40) Mani: I thought you were leaving Nanuk?
(02:00:14) Nanuk: Did I say I was logging out?
(02:00:17) Nanuk: Goodness.
(02:00:17) Ruphy: Does mizahar have ovens?
(02:00:22) Radiant: Okay. Now I want for a festival where the Rearing Stallion
(02:00:33) Radiant: serves Sea Cucumbers and Sea Pigs for a 50% discount
(02:00:46) Mani: I thought you did, but at this point my migraine is getting to so I could of just imagined it.
(02:00:52) Radiant: No, no modern ovens, but we do have hearths and all
(02:00:52) Fallon: Not the sea pigs
(02:00:55) Mani: getting to me*

In summary :

[Shirayuki]

(17:29:13) Shirayuki freezes Ayara into a hoarfrost
(17:29:59) Ayara_Orin: hey, I resent the accusation
(17:30:04) Ayara_Orin: I'm warm and cuddly and certainly no hoar
[Cut unimportant parts]
(17:31:37) Shirayuki freezes Aya to make a Orin Sherbet Deluxe
(17:31:47) Ayara_Orin: Better
(17:31:52) Ayara_Orin: I'm quality like that