Chat Quotes: I swear I didn't say that.

[Strings]

(09:28:58) ChatBot: Feyla logs into the Chat.
(09:29:09) Ayara_Orin: Tornadoes have no concept of gender
(09:29:14) Ayara_Orin: Just like they have no concept of mercy
(09:29:19) Marx_Eisenstahl: Or bacon.
(09:29:33) ChatBot: Feyla logs out of the Chat.

[Twister]

(18:27:17) Senghor_Vilhjalmr: Okay, seriously... Who oF you is man enough to punch me!?... My jaw stings Damnit, I need to put it back into place.
(18:27:32) Ball punches Seng in the jaw
(18:27:32) Jax_Bradshaw punches Seng.
(18:27:32) Twister sucker-punches Senghor.
(18:27:34) Fallon punches Seng.
(18:27:37) Savio: *sighs and punches Seng*
(18:27:42) Ayara_Orin: DOGPILE
(18:27:47) Ayara_Orin tackles Senghor

[Jax Bradshaw]

(18:13:55) ChatBot: Garret_Sawyer logs into the Chat.
(18:14:02) Jax_Bradshaw: Quint!
(18:14:04) ChatBot: Garret_Sawyer logs out of the Chat.

[Eleazar Victor Syroin]

(14:07:03) Brandon_Blackwing: I think I'll make a book about fallon. I'll call it: "Chat, write, lurk"
(14:07:07) ChatBot: Fallon logs into the Chat.
(14:07:13) Fallon: Hello.

[Razkar]

(21:19:22) Twister: I remember vividly a dream I had like, ten years ago, where Legolas was thrown out of a tornado, and Eldrond came out of an outhouse on top of a cliff in the underground locker room of my school next to a river that was there for no reason at all. That was a fun dream.

... seriously, you CAN'T make this shit up. Not in a way that'd be convincing...

[Engghaen]

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(07:56:31) Ireth_Telemnar: And chat goes to sleep.
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[Eleazar Victor Syroin]

(19:46:53) Eleazar_Victor_Syroin is using Firefow
(19:47:01) Eleazar_Victor_Syroin: *Firefox
(19:47:03) Gale_McCenry: Firefow
(19:47:09) Gale_McCenry: What does tha fox say?
(19:47:11) Gale_McCenry: Firefow
(19:47:15) Eleazar_Victor_Syroin: XD
(19:47:17) Manx: Lol
(19:47:19) Wanda_Endust:
(19:47:36) Eleazar_Victor_Syroin: Gale is officially the funniest person in chat ATM
(19:47:55) Manx: You'll inspire competition with a comment like that ;O
(19:48:04) Ireth_Telemnar: brb
(19:48:39) Eleazar_Victor_Syroin: Then make me laugh.
(19:48:42) Gale_McCenry: Haha!

[Shirayuki]

(17:31:47) Shirayuki: Sunberth isn't going to be able to get crps growing for awhile, with a Class 5 Biohazard walking around there
[snip unrelated]
(17:32:16) Garret_Sawyer: Haha... Why do you think all the food has started rotting?
[cut unrelated]
(17:32:28) Garret_Sawyer: Wait... Twisty is that why the food has started rotting?
[more unrelated parts]
(17:34:09) Twister: Psssh. I don't want to spell things out in the Calendar, Garret.
[snip once again]
(17:34:36) Garret_Sawyer: It is good that I have managed to work that out? Or is it worrying that it took me that long?
(17:35:02) Garret_Sawyer: We have to drive him out of town...
(17:35:20) Garret_Sawyer: Okay... We are going to need pitchforks and torches
(17:35:40) Twister: And figure it out ICly.

[Wanda Endust]

(12:44:37) Fallon: Kiwi.
(12:44:47) Fallon: It's a bird, fruit and shoe polish!
(12:45:02) Neola: Nollaf logic is the best.
(12:45:05) Orabelle_Deepseeker: Lol
(12:46:14) Eleazar_Victor_Syroin: Kiwi = bird, fruit, shoe polish and people from new zealand
(12:46:21) Neola: ^
(12:47:19) Elsa_Marin: gives a host of new meanings to "Do you eat kiwi skin?"

[Shiyami]

(16:32:07) Fallon: It's bad, I keep misreading Kavaki as Kavala
(16:32:17) Fallon: Goss might just kill me for that.
(16:32:23) Ireth_Telemnar: Ha!
(16:32:23) Shane_Wallsly: But which one is more deadly?
(16:32:36) Fallon: I... I feel that I cannot answer that.
(16:32:48) Ireth_Telemnar falls over laughing.