Chat Quotes: I swear I didn't say that.

[Noaru]

Yet another tail of Wren is added to the book of awkward chat-gossip

[Trickster]

Couldn't resist...

(22:28:36) Edreina pacifies Ire with Bubble Tea
(22:28:42) Ireth_Telemnar: :3
(22:28:43) Wrenmae: Interesting
(22:28:52) Ireth_Telemnar: Soon Edri.
(22:28:56) Ireth_Telemnar: Soon I will get you.
(22:28:57) Eldritch: Enjoy Wren.
(22:28:57) Quint_Caravel: I don't understand how he ever goes to the bathroom. How does Laviku not attack his privates with piranhas?
(22:29:02) Ireth_Telemnar: You and your bubble tea...
(22:29:05) Wrenmae: Hated everywhere? By who?
(22:29:07) Wrenmae: ...
(22:29:09) ChatBot: Cruel has been logged out (Timeout).
(22:29:11) Wrenmae: Touche Quint
(22:29:46) Revy_Hiroe: Wren: By about anyone that got sick thanks to you
(22:29:56) Edreina: The Piranhas would have to go through all the fangirls to get to Wren's privates.
(22:30:07) Wrenmae: Psh. Who's gonna tell em? And it's for their own good
(22:30:09) Wrenmae: ...
(22:30:13) Wrenmae: FWAHAHAHAHAHA
(22:30:19) Eldritch: He's got a new fan girl in Anna now...
(22:30:24) Eldritch swoons.
(22:30:28) Ireth_Telemnar: o.o
(22:30:31) Edreina: I gave myself a little giggle with that one.
(22:30:32) Ireth_Telemnar: Eww.
(22:30:33) Wrenmae: This will be interesting.
(22:30:36) Eldritch: His white eye is sooo dreamy.
(22:30:46) Ireth_Telemnar: Blighted privates....
(22:30:48) Ireth_Telemnar: Cochino...
(22:31:02) Edreina: Hahaha!
(22:31:12) Altaira_Readva is suddenly reminded of that weird bathhouse thread
(22:31:16) Edreina: Eldi, link me this thread where Wren is being dominated

-skip-

(22:40:25) Noaru: Sooo... do any of you mortals have scandalous plans going on?
(22:40:39) Edreina: Dozens.
(22:40:40) Eldritch: Ohhh, you have no idea.
(22:40:50) Edreina winks at Eldi
(22:41:16) Eldritch wraps Edri in his tentacles and descends into the sea.
(22:41:30) Noaru: I know that Eldritch does xD

[Raien Ironarm Pitrius]

(12:00:30) Eleazar_Victor_Syroin: I need motivation!
(12:00:47) Eleazar_Victor_Syroin: Can you spare any?!
(12:00:48) Neyasi_Tillandsia: Motivation? Alright. I will tell you how to get motivated.
(12:01:03) Raien_Ironarm shows Elea a picture of cute puppies.
(12:01:16) Eleazar_Victor_Syroin isn't a dog person
(12:01:38) Raien_Ironarm flips the photo showing the other side, which is kittens.
(12:01:50) Neyasi_Tillandsia: Run around your house six times, the proceed to drink lemon juice out of a bottle. Once you've doen that, eat the soul of a puppy, toss your life in the trashcan, and sit back down at your computer. You should feel readily motivated to waste your life on Mizahar.
(12:01:51) Eleazar_Victor_Syroin isn't a cat person
(12:02:06) Eleazar_Victor_Syroin: .... XD
(12:02:10) Raien_Ironarm flips it again defying all logic, to reveal REAL Mizaharian unicorns.
(12:02:21) Ciara_Lovett: ... .-. Wow.
(12:02:27) Eleazar_Victor_Syroin: I don't like unicorns they scare me.
(12:02:27) Ciara_Lovett: That's deep.
(12:02:42) Raien_Ironarm burns the pictures?
(12:02:43) Neyasi_Tillandsia: The work of Mizahar's magical kitty, at its finest.
(12:02:57) Eleazar_Victor_Syroin likes fire
(12:03:07) Eleazar_Victor_Syroin:
(12:03:10) Raien_Ironarm makes a score motion with his elbow.

[Noaru]

How is this sorcery possible?

(14:29:29) ChatBot: Revy_Hiroe logs into the Chat.
(14:29:29) ChatBot: Revy_Hiroe leaves the channel.

[Raien Ironarm Pitrius]

I've learned something today. Gossamer is physic, shows zero mercy, and is just overall terrifying as can be.



(17:42:32) Gideon: Lhavit! That was the city I was trying to name earlier but couldn't.
(17:42:37) Gideon: Because I've been gone for too long.
(17:42:42) Tyrek_Velkor: Heh
(17:42:43) Raien_Ironarm is in Lhavit.
(17:43:00) Raien_Ironarm: B)
(17:43:05) Tyrek_Velkor skips through Ravok.
(17:43:15) Gideon: Don't tell Elysium I forgot. She might just hurt me in ways best left to the imagination.
(17:43:35) Raien_Ironarm is messaging Elysium....
(17:43:41) Gideon: D:
(17:43:58) Gideon: Et tu, Raien?
(17:43:59) Raien_Ironarm: I'm not intimidated by the St status at all...
(17:44:11) Raien_Ironarm: :|
(17:44:36) Gideon: You should never be intimidated by st status!
(17:44:36) Raien_Ironarm: I'll just quote you.
(17:44:44) Gideon: Unless it's Gossamer. That woman is terrifying.
(17:45:07) Raien_Ironarm: That shall be in there too. *Smiles evily*
(17:45:13) Noaru: Goss shows zero-mercy towards shenanigans
(17:46:27) ChatBot: Gossamer logs into the Chat.
(17:46:51) Gossamer: Zero Mercy.
(17:47:00) Raien_Ironarm: :|
(17:47:08) Raien_Ironarm hides from Goss.
(17:47:11) Noaru: I summoned Goss

[Noaru]

(22:36:14) Balderdash: I almost know Mythic.
(22:36:18) Balderdash: I can't quite put my finger on it.
(22:36:37) Mythic: You do know me, sort of
(22:36:59) Mythic: my alt was in Nyka but... sadly wasn't the best example of what I can do as a PC
(22:37:09) Mythic: my main does a lot better >.<
(22:37:40) Balderdash: Joric...
(22:37:48) Noaru: Joric xD
(22:38:02) Stefan: Exactly, Una. But is not better if the parents are selfish, too.

(22:38:08) Mythic: >.> I think you mispelled my name, Noaru xD
(22:38:09) Ireth_Telemnar: ...
(22:38:13) Ireth_Telemnar: Cover blown.
(22:38:22) Mythic: aw fiddlesticks
(22:38:34) Ireth_Telemnar: XD
(22:38:34) Noaru: Mythic, I'm teasing Balderdash here
(22:38:54) Noaru: Mythic fell for the bait

[Eleazar Victor Syroin]

(22:41:46) Mirage: Did you try a tazer?
(22:41:58) Gideon: Don't taze her, bro.
(22:42:08) Trickster: Not yet
(22:42:11) Fallon: That's a bit shocking.
(22:42:18) Trickster:
(22:42:19) Mirage: Electrifying is more like it
(22:42:36) Mirage: puts a little spark back in your life
(22:42:40) Strange:
(22:42:42) Fallon: Gonna have to charge you for that.
(22:42:43) Mirage: makes your hair stand on end
(22:42:53) ChatBot: Noaru leaves the channel.
(22:42:57) ChatBot: Noaru enters the channel.
(22:43:04) Strange: My puns are wearing off on you all.
(22:43:07) Fallon: I'm Ex-Static!
(22:43:30) Gideon: Watt are you talking about?
(22:43:34) Strange: Ohm my God, that was bad. Watt made you tell that joke?
(22:43:45) Gideon fistpumps
(22:43:46) Fallon: Volt is your name?
(22:44:11) Strange: My resistance to post further in this Chat has been overcome by my capacitance to reason clearly.
(22:44:32) Fallon: Don't blow a fuse now.
(22:44:46) Strange: Can't you people conductor serious conversation?
(22:44:51) Mirage: this is Curently going no where
(22:44:54) Trickster: He's just charging up to it...
(22:45:11) Fallon: Negative I'm afraid.
(22:45:29) Trickster: Are you positive?
(22:45:31) Eleazar_Victor_Syroin surprise hugs the ice queen!
(22:45:41) Gideon: Put a socket in it, already.
(22:45:41) ChatBot: Sophitia has been logged out (Timeout).
(22:45:42) Strange: I think you guys should pull the plug on this.
(22:45:44) ChatBot: Arysana logs into the Chat.
(22:45:46) Mirage: I'm neutral
(22:45:50) Fallon: I'm alternating.
(22:46:06) Fallon: Right. Let's get down to earth now.
(22:46:09) Eleazar_Victor_Syroin: I'm- Watt even is this?
(22:46:12) Mirage: Do as he says, he's the conductor
(22:46:33) Mirage: im grounded Fallon
(22:46:47) Strange: Yeah, we've just lost the spark.
(22:47:02) Eleazar_Victor_Syroin: I'm going to resist this current volt of puns
(22:47:03) Fallon: Need a recharge I think.
(22:47:13) Trickster: Fizzling out at the moment
(22:47:18) Gideon: Everyone just needs to lighten up.
(22:47:20) Strange: My sister would enjoy these. I'll contact her and relay them.
(22:47:27) Fallon: I have a bright Idea!
(22:47:54) Trickster: Did we spark something?
(22:48:13) Mirage: Shocking news?
(22:48:14) ChatBot: Raien_Ironarm logs into the Chat.
(22:48:15) Raien_Ironarm is back
(22:48:24) Mirage: Welcome bak Raien
(22:48:32) Raien_Ironarm: Thanks.
(22:48:33) Fallon: Yes. Welcome back.
(22:48:42) Eleazar_Victor_Syroin: It cut out.
(22:48:49) Gideon: Don't get shortage with me.
(22:48:51) Trickster: Be careful, or you'll be struck by out conversation
(22:49:16) Raien_Ironarm: :|
(22:49:26) Fallon: You need to be hard wired.
(22:49:38) Strange: This was illuminating.
(22:49:42) Kreig_Messer: *snuggles Mirage*
(22:49:55) ChatBot: Kreig_Messer leaves the channel.
(22:49:58) ChatBot: Kreig_Messer enters the channel.
(22:49:59) Wanda_Endust: That hertz.

[Eleazar Victor Syroin]

Then.....it kept going....O_O

(22:54:35) Fallon: Pfft. Thank you Elea for quoting that XD
(22:54:59) Ablation: Hey trickster!
(22:55:43) Eleazar_Victor_Syroin: XD It's what I'm here for
(22:56:15) Eleazar_Victor_Syroin: To help, to Joke, to laugh and to Quote shyke people say on chat.
(22:57:29) ChatBot: Elysium has been logged out (Timeout).
(22:57:42) Gideon: We conduit if we put our minds to it.
(22:57:45) Strange: I speak only truth, not shyke.
(22:58:20) Trickster: We can come up with these in a flash.

[Trickster]

See, didn't we have some bright ideas?


For all those food lovers... and fluffy mafia..?

(21:41:55) Ruphy: OMG! that's right, you're Ms Father-Got-Suspiciously-killed-w​hiel-trying-to-impress-a-hatchlin​g!
(21:42:04) Daedalus_Dagwood: I know no one.
(21:42:05) Nanuk: Haha
(21:42:19) Nanuk: Yes. She's the murder mystery backstory.
(21:42:21) Trickster: What? O.O
(21:42:25) Daedalus_Dagwood goes to loner comer
(21:42:32) Nanuk: Which reminds me, I need to do her solos and work on that...
(21:42:34) Ruphy: Lord D.D., you are not a loner
(21:43:06) Daedalus_Dagwood:
(21:43:13) Ruphy: *sits besides D.D. and offers him a chestnut flour cake
(21:43:18) Trickster: I
(21:43:26) Nanuk sends DD a hug. Cause yeah.
(21:43:36) Trickster: am wounded, Dae... just wounded
(21:43:38) Ruphy: you know. The flat cakes that you grill in front of a camp fire?
(21:43:46) Daedalus_Dagwood: That sounds good >.>
(21:44:21) Daedalus_Dagwood: Sorry Tricksy *Huggles*
(21:44:44) Trickster: *hugs*
(21:44:48) Ruphy: all you need to make them is ground chestnuts (into a fine flour, of course), some honey, and whatever you wish to add. Maybe water.
(21:47:15) Trickster: You could also make a sort of granola bar by mixing a bit of honey, some grains and berries, and then letting it bake for a bit...
(21:47:28) Nanuk: ^
(21:47:56) Nanuk: Also, for a healthy lunch sandwich, I did something slightly heathenous today that actually tasted good.
(21:47:58) Ruphy: Good source of nutrients when you're travelling!
(21:48:17) Stefan: Ugg, I wish I had some...
(21:48:27) Stefan: I only have some salted meat, and some biscuits...
(21:48:34) Nanuk: I toeasted some whole grain bread, mixed a little lemon juice and honey into plain greek yogurt, and used it in place of spreads or cheese. That, turkey, and spinach = nomnomnom
(21:48:36) Trickster: Ooo, ooo, fish cakes!
(21:48:55) Trickster: You could do some stuff with fish too!
(21:49:23) Stefan: Come on! You're making me hungry!
(21:49:43) Trickster: like spitting it on a stick, cutting it open and baking it, or make a soup, or, or
(21:49:45) Nanuk: Now I'm hungry...but it's almost 10 pm...and I've already had dessert...
(21:49:46) Ruphy: Dried fish fillets, maybe teased salmon!
(21:50:08) Ruphy: Flaked*, I meant flaked...
(21:50:13) Trickster: jerky!
(21:50:23) ChatBot: Maewrath has been logged out (Timeout).
(21:50:27) Nanuk:
(21:50:30) Nanuk: I loved jerky as a kid
(21:50:47) Nanuk: it's way too salty for me now, but I also used to eat pickles all the time. So, you know. Tastes changing
(21:50:48) Stefan: Mmmm... maybe I could bring some potatos... maybe salt...
(21:50:56) Trickster: dried and salted salmon... mmmm~ or instead of salt, you can also use sugar~
(21:51:12) Stefan: And lemon. Don't forget the lemon.
(21:51:25) ChatBot: Rafael_Colebourne has been logged out (Timeout).
(21:51:25) Daedalus_Dagwood: One would think more characters would have high cooking skill
(21:51:39) Nanuk: Opt for spices or herbs over salt where you can. You'd be surprised how much flavor a little ginger and cumin can add
(21:51:44) Nanuk: Oo, rosemary too
(21:51:59) Trickster: We bake it with miso, soyu, butter, peppers, a bit of brown sugar... pure perfection with rice~
(21:52:05) Nanuk: The problem is, who wants to thread about cooking all the time.
(21:52:18) Ruphy: ...Salmon cooked in a beef jerky skin, and wrapped in lotus/vine leaves before it is steam and roasted?
(21:52:31) Nanuk: I don't even like fish and that sounds good!
(21:52:38) Daedalus_Dagwood: Background things to do. COok while talking to others about evil plots.
(21:52:47) Ruphy: double cooked stuff can be nice.
(21:52:52) Daedalus_Dagwood: Mafia lord style. Do sinister meetings in a kitchen
(21:53:01) Daedalus_Dagwood: xD a knife is always handy
(21:53:20) Stefan: ...I hate you all. I'm really hungry right now...
(21:53:28) Ruphy: Omg, the Mafia Lord in a frilly pink apron making cakes
(21:53:38) Ruphy: That's so funny >x<
(21:53:45) Trickster: do I see rosemary? Rosemary shortbread with pinenuts!
(21:53:47) Daedalus_Dagwood: Make fun of his apron and lose a finger xD
(21:53:50) Stefan: I would love to see it!
(21:54:00) Stefan: Finger cakes. Oh my.
(21:54:12) Ruphy: Like, he has a scar over his right eye and all, too
(21:54:19) Nanuk: okay. So much food discussion. xD This can't go on.
(21:54:25) Daedalus_Dagwood: sweeney todd, Mizahar style!
(21:54:25) Stefan: And a puffy hat, too?
(21:54:27) Nanuk: We're all going to afk just to eat now.
(21:54:49) Trickster: For thread partner, there is a certain bear... >.>
(21:55:01) Ruphy: Yes! He's a major sweet tooth who loves classical music and pink stuff, and also has a passion for all things cute and fluffy
(21:55:34) Stefan: ...But that also kills people. Interesting.
(21:55:50) Ruphy: He sounds adorable...
(21:56:07) Trickster: Who are we talking about again?
(21:56:44) Daedalus_Dagwood: I think the topic was cooking
(21:56:49) Stefan: About the fluffy mafia.

[Eleazar Victor Syroin]

Mean while in the chat......

(22:50:02) Edric_Wingard: It's getting hot in here...
(22:50:15) Garret_Sawyer: So take of all your clothes?
(22:50:24) ChatBot: Shiloh_Walker has been logged out (Timeout).
(22:50:24) Fallon:
(22:50:26) Eleazar_Victor_Syroin: XD
(22:50:33) Fallon: Taking off clothes?
(22:50:33) Rion_Whitestone: Hey there guys
(22:50:37) Wanda_Endust: don't provoke us, Gar!
(22:50:38) Eleazar_Victor_Syroin slowly slips off his coat
(22:50:41) Fallon begins stripping.
(22:50:52) Fallon: I believe it's shirtless o'clock.
(22:50:53) Rion_Whitestone: Uhh 8o
(22:50:59) Eleazar_Victor_Syroin pulls his top over his head
(22:51:03) Wanda_Endust: Look what you started!
(22:51:03) Garret_Sawyer always walks around in the nude...
(22:51:05) Noaru: Whoa Twister come in here please >//_//<\
(22:51:06) Eleazar_Victor_Syroin: Indeed it is.
(22:51:19) Sophitia: 8o
(22:51:26) Eleazar_Victor_Syroin slowly slips off his right boot
(22:51:32) Noaru: >//O//<) Twister:warning:
(22:51:35) Rion_Whitestone: When did this turn into a...
(22:51:42) Garret_Sawyer: Not the right boot... *Tenses up*
(22:51:42) Eleazar_Victor_Syroin then his left
(22:51:43) Gad: Naked Party!
(22:51:59) Garret_Sawyer: Oh bloody hell he's taken off the left one...
(22:52:00) Noaru: face turns completely red
(22:52:01) Rion_Whitestone: Yeah...naked party
(22:52:04) Eleazar_Victor_Syroin stands there for all to see in only his trousers
(22:52:06) Noaru: Stop it guys!
(22:52:08) Fallon: Next it will be the arm band.
(22:52:13) Elsa_Marin: Kill la Kill is so beautifully gay
(22:52:19) Annalisa_Marin: Greetings!
(22:52:23) Eleazar_Victor_Syroin: XD
(22:52:25) Elsa_Marin: Anners!
(22:52:25) Rion_Whitestone: Yo
(22:52:30) Fallon: Hubby! It's Shirtless O'clock.
(22:52:31) Wanda_Endust: Anna! Just in time!
(22:52:31) Eleazar_Victor_Syroin: Someone quote that quick.
(22:52:39) Fallon: Quick, know what that means :|
(22:52:42) Eleazar_Victor_Syroin:
(22:52:43) Noaru: Ugh... Stop it!
(22:52:43) Annalisa_Marin: Oh?
(22:52:50) Fallon:
(22:53:03) Tyrek_Velkor wonders if this was the Ann that Noaru told him about yesterday.
(22:53:06) Annalisa_Marin rips shirt off.
(22:53:16) Fallon: Hurrah!
(22:53:19) Edric_Wingard: Thank the lord.
(22:53:22) Eleazar_Victor_Syroin hugs shirtless Fallon and Anna
(22:53:29) Noaru: >//_//> Twister-san
(22:53:31) Edric_Wingard: That song never gets this kind of response at work.
(22:53:34) Noaru: you still there?
(22:53:40) Annalisa_Marin displays the lovely glyphs on her body.
(22:53:44) Edric_Wingard shakes the goodies.
(22:53:58) Eleazar_Victor_Syroin: She is enjoying the show Seaweed
(22:53:59) Noaru: GAH! B..balderdash ?
(22:54:04) Wanda_Endust: Nooo the peer pressure is too great.
(22:54:12) Fallon: Yaaaiiii.
(22:54:15) Wanda_Endust: Must resist.
(22:54:21) Fallon: Wanda. You should join in.
(22:54:29) Fallon: Do itttsss
(22:54:32) Edric_Wingard: One of us. One of us.
(22:54:37) ChatBot: Koyi_Da'kai logs into the Chat.
(22:54:40) Noaru: summons Goss... Save me from the nudity leader >//_//<
(22:54:40) Rion_Whitestone: Don't do it
(22:54:50) Rion_Whitestone: resist the urge
(22:54:54) ChatBot: Thacken_Had has been logged out (Timeout).
(22:54:56) Koyi_Da'kai yawns
(22:55:01) ChatBot: Orion_Michaels logs into the Chat.
(22:55:02) Garret_Sawyer walks around Chat, objects conveniently blocking his manhood in everyone's field of view
(22:55:03) Edric_Wingard: Rion, no one invited you to this party!
(22:55:03) Garret_Sawyer:
(22:55:07) Wanda_Endust grabs more layers :|
(22:55:18) Rion_Whitestone: aww I thought it was a free country
(22:55:21) Orion_Michaels: Uhhhh...
(22:55:31) Fallon: Orion. Shirtless O'clock.
(22:55:38) Eleazar_Victor_Syroin: XD
(22:55:44) Wanda_Endust: No! Orion!
(22:55:45) Koyi_Da'kai: >.> mizahar is no where near free.
(22:55:45) Rion_Whitestone: and I brought cats
(22:55:52) Koyi_Da'kai: I've kidnapped someone myself.
(22:55:55) Noaru: Thank Goodness Orion >//_//<
(22:56:04) Orion_Michaels: In this weather? -bundles up-
(22:56:05) Koyi_Da'kai: and then slavery...
(22:56:05) Fallon: Just shirts, everything else stays on.
(22:56:07) Noaru: Stop these shameless souls!
(22:56:08) Annalisa_Marin: But Noaru...
(22:56:19) Rion_Whitestone: Yeah what he said
(22:56:23) Eleazar_Victor_Syroin: My boots and coat came off......
(22:56:40) Fallon: Elea just wanted to do the hog.
(22:56:45) Noaru: Anna... >.> I love that song
(22:56:45) Kidd_Saru: ...blah. I'd rather be a monkey.
(22:56:49) Orion_Michaels puts Eleazar's boots back on and offers him his coat
(22:56:52) Orion_Michaels: Problem solved.
(22:57:04) Eleazar_Victor_Syroin puts back on his coat and boots
(22:57:10) Orion_Michaels: No I DID IT
(22:57:12) Rion_Whitestone: Horray for compromise!
(22:57:14) Noaru: Will tell Goss about this....
(22:57:24) Kidd_Saru cuddles noaru
(22:57:24) Edric_Wingard: >_>
(22:57:25) Eleazar_Victor_Syroin: Is soo quoting this
(22:57:27) Kidd_Saru: it be ok!!
(22:57:32) Fallon: Hurrah