[Jilitse's Scrapbook] Ichor for sale

by **Mao** on September 11th, 2010, 5:08 am

I wish I was one of those friends for life!

Jealouz.

I can haz cheezeburger? <3

by **Malia** on September 11th, 2010, 11:30 am

I like your lists. I admire your ability to keep organized and active with so many threads.

And I like the character description you added, thank you. So typical cute anime character stuff! (Show it to GP.) You know, when reading it a board RPG came to my mind which you would probably enjoy playing. I'll tell you when I catch you in chat.

by **Jilitse** on September 13th, 2010, 9:26 am

What I'm going to do in the order that I'm gonna do them:
1. Edit and Prettify my CS - check!
2. Find a new Body and Avatar for Jilitse - check!
3. Reply to Dani - check!
4. Reply to Eris - check!
5. Reply to Jaeden - check!
6. Reply to Stitch and Malia - check!
7. Reply to John Vicari - check!
8. Reply to Callisto - check!
9. Finish shopping - check!
10. Reply to thread with the kids - check!
11. Reply to Alistair - check!
12. Reply to thread bonding with the kids
13. Write more about the Embalming wiki

So, while I'm trying to get to you, please be patient. Thanks!

Anyway, special thanks to Disco Jae, who made my new PC picture which I now proudly display on my new and improved CS.

by **Jilitse** on September 13th, 2010, 4:02 pm

I will not attack. I am non-violent! I will protect the kids and the books and Stitch if possible. I will not die. We can use the fire to our advantage. We had a Plan: everyone's safety first. I have a new Plan. Burn the books page by page by page. Think, make do with what we have.

I wonder if these were the same guys who raped Satu. If so, she will be avenged.

The idea is that Jilitse had spent a lot of time baby sitting the kids, that it's starting to become second nature to her to ensure that they are out of harm's way. On the other hand, I have 5 days before this thread happened. I can magically create a golem to protect us while we're at it. I can even learn summoning.

DON'T PANIC.

by **John Vicari** on September 13th, 2010, 7:16 pm

Love your new CS

by **Jilitse** on September 14th, 2010, 8:48 am

It's good to have you back, John!

Anyway, I've been too worked up and I'm halfway through all my threads. I don't feel so burdened to reply anymore. Meanwhile I present to you

Chatlogs

1. From Satu to Lackeys to... panties?

(09:27:55) Jilitse: Satu!
(09:28:00) Jilitse: I have a question
(09:28:11) Jilitse: do you remember the faces of the men who did you over?
(09:28:26) Jilitse: did they have short swords and were they wearing light-armors?
(09:28:46) Jaeden_Kincade: Didn't Satu kill most of the fellas who had their way with her?
(09:28:46) Satu: some of them yes, Jili...
(09:29:04) Jilitse: maybe she forgot to kill six
(09:29:13) Jilitse: cause I think Drainira sent us her lackies
(09:29:24) Satu: she didn't kill very many...
(09:29:33) Jaeden_Kincade: Ah.
(09:29:35) Satu: compared to the number of... men
(09:29:55) Satu: Jili? what? what did you get them for?
(09:30:16) Jilitse: My precious pre-Valterrian books that I *borrowed* from Sahova's library
(09:30:23) Jilitse: they want it D:
(09:30:31) Satu: she wants the books?
(09:30:35) Satu: wow...
(09:30:54) Jaeden_Kincade: Run to Jaeden, he'll slash and hack through them. Provided he survives the Journeyman
(09:30:58) Jaeden_Kincade: Which he should. Continue telling yourself that
(09:31:12) Jilitse: I have the book of all books - Project D, Mashaen's chronicles of making Drainira
(09:31:17) Satu: how many did you get Jil, and did you kill them?
(09:32:01) Satu: Jili give me the link.
(09:32:07) Jilitse: I have 8 books and 1 sentient Marie Suzanne, and 6 lackies, with a blind man to help protect four kids
(09:32:30) Satu: that Marie Suzanne is awesome!
(09:32:39) Satu: Satu should steal her haha! Once again, you remind me you're unstable
(09:32:49) Jilitse: http://www.mizahar.com/forums/topic4560.html here Satu
(09:35:05) Satu: For Freedom!

Yep, no hope for you.
(09:35:15) Satu: sorry Jili.
(09:35:48) Jilitse: I should have a battle cry, too
(09:35:59) Jilitse: Freedom, my ass!
(09:36:06) Satu: For Knowledge!
(09:36:11) Jilitse: lmao.
(09:36:19) Satu: haha.
(09:36:26) Satu: For Nuitness!
(09:36:37) Pua: For the Pursuit of Shapely Curves
(09:36:49) Jilitse: I'll probably use something cheesy like "for Love"
(09:36:50) Mao: ....
(09:36:58) Satu: Pua... i was just about to say soemthing to that effecct.
(09:37:13) Satu rolls eyes. good golly
(09:37:31) Satu: sorry Jili. Satu will not like that
(09:37:50) Jaeden_Kincade: Jili's battle cry should be, "Don't use scary words!"
(09:38:13) Satu: For Logic!
(09:38:54) Jilitse: I want to have lackies, too
(09:39:03) Satu: me too!
(09:39:11) Satu: it is a goal.
(09:39:21) Jilitse: Our battle cry will be "Don't run, we are your friends"
(09:39:21) Jaeden_Kincade: Jaeden has one so far, and a partner
(09:39:39) Pua will be Satu's lackie
(09:39:40) Satu: jae... a lackey? who?
(09:39:50) Satu: awesome Pua!
(09:39:54) Jaeden_Kincade: Red, his NPC Kelvic You see your Kelvic as a slave! *slapbarrage*
(09:40:00) Jilitse: You have a twin doll, Satu.
(09:40:08) Jilitse: I have four kids.
(09:40:18) Satu: hey! i will call her my lackey...
(09:40:31) Jilitse: I have an army.
(09:40:33) Satu: and you can have little slaves jili
(09:40:50) Satu: my lackey can beat up your slaves...

(09:40:58) Jilitse: Little tots, defensive maneuver, go, puppy eyes!!
(09:41:07) Satu: lol!
(09:41:33) Jaeden_Kincade: With the right persuasion, Kita might even be joining Jaeden on his escapades.
(09:41:57) Jilitse: Kita will be joining your escapades which involves a lot of journeymen
(09:42:06) Mao: ^
(09:42:41) Mao: Satu
(09:42:46) Satu: Mao?
(09:42:51) Mao: I'mma drag you to the pantry if you don't behave
(09:43:06) Satu: There will always be room for you in my pantry
(09:43:16) Satu: do it!
(09:43:20) Jilitse: noo
(09:43:24) Jilitse: everybody in my bed
(09:43:32) Jilitse: it has fluffy pillows
(09:43:37) Pua: Satu, you put in an unneeded "r" in that
(09:43:48) Alodian_Aviastas: Satu!
(09:43:53) Alodian_Aviastas: I read that as Pants!
(09:43:56) Satu: what?
(09:44:02) Pua jumps in Jili's bed
(09:44:13) Akiva_Korvashi: ;o
(09:44:15) Satu: oh haha!
(09:44:19) Alodian_Aviastas: I though you said "There will always be room in my pants"
(09:44:25) Satu: Jili slumber party
(09:44:33) Jilitse: don't jump! Satu was there last night!
(09:44:34) Satu: for Mao... yes!
(09:44:37) Jilitse: We were reading Chester
(09:44:37) Pua: I read it as Panty... >.>
(09:45:17) Satu: and it was lovely Jil.
(09:45:23) Mao: Panties
(09:45:26) Mao: Panty party
(09:45:31) Mao dances
(09:45:34) Damselian: 0.o
(09:45:40) Jilitse: panty party in the pantry
(09:45:41) Alodian_Aviastas giggiles at Tutu's panties
(09:45:46) Satu: go Mao go!
(09:45:49) Magnolia_Corvidae: Everybody loves chester lol
(09:45:50) Jilitse dances with Maobaby
(09:45:51) Pua joins PK's Panty party
Due to the nature of the panty topic, I shall put it in a spoiler.

The panty party in the pantry was here :

(09:52:03) Jilitse: I mean to say, we were talking about hypothetical imaginary panties
(09:52:09) Magnolia_Corvidae: I love this conversation
(09:52:11) Alodian_Aviastas: I really can't do that now. The other girls might look at me weird
(09:52:31) Jaeden_Kincade: Hypothetical my sweet white butt.
(09:52:32) Pua: so have them join in Alo
(09:52:40) Satu is censored
(09:52:42) Alodian_Aviastas: oh...we were supposed to be talking about hypothetical ones?! O.o whoops
(09:53:09) Alodian_Aviastas: eh no, that's alright. I really don't want to see that
(09:53:16) Jilitse: yes cause if it's not hypothetical, we get demerits in Chat
(09:53:28) Magnolia_Corvidae: "hypothetical"
(09:53:32) Alodian_Aviastas: o.O
(09:53:36) Magnolia_Corvidae: I wasn't lying
(09:53:40) Magnolia_Corvidae gets a demerit
(09:53:45) Jaeden_Kincade: This would be Paola's time to chime in with "penis"
(09:53:48) Alodian_Aviastas is Hypothetical
(09:53:59) Satu: so... hypothetically if... hahahahaha
(09:54:09) Alodian_Aviastas: if tutu had one....

(09:54:21) Alodian_Aviastas: >:-D
(09:54:29) Jilitse: yes, Satu that way it's scientific!!
(09:54:39) Magnolia_Corvidae: ^
(09:54:40) Magnolia_Corvidae: For Science!
(09:54:42) Satu: I'll have everyone know, I am not able to write my post due to the panty nature of things here...
(09:54:43) Jilitse: And they can't say we’re are too slutty.

2. The StitchxJilitse Fanbase

PART 1
(12:21:39) Jilitse: okay.. is anyone in Syliras
(12:21:48) Hex: who isn't in syliras...
(12:21:56) Jilitse: can you guys tell me how many views my thread with Stitch and Tarot has?
(12:22:27) Jilitse: cause I'm seeing an insane number..
(12:22:54) Satu: let me look Jili
(12:23:30) Jaeden_Kincade: What's the thread's title, Jili?
(12:23:46) Jilitse: Always Darkest before the Dawn
(12:24:12) Siiri: 3526 views?
(12:24:28) Jilitse: Amazing, isn't it?
(12:24:41) Jilitse: yesterday I remember it only has 57.
(12:24:50) Siiri: i blame my twin
(12:25:03) Jaeden_Kincade: Interesting.
(12:25:11) Satu: who's your twin... Siiri and GP are born on the same day, separated since birth.
(12:25:20) Jaeden_Kincade: It says that thread, despite only having 3 posts, has over 3000 views.
(12:25:23) Satu: that is crazy Jili
(12:25:31) Jilitse: Exactly!
(12:25:40) Hex: something is seriously wrong with that LOL
(12:25:46) Magnolia_Corvidae: That's odd...
(12:25:47) Jaeden_Kincade: Someone's stalking the thread.

(12:25:49) Hex: 3500 views... LOL
(12:25:49) Jilitse: I didn't know we had that much audience...
(12:25:56) Jaeden_Kincade: Jili, close your window drapes.
(12:26:11) Jilitse: it seems everyone like burnign orphanages
(12:26:19) Siiri: OH
(12:26:25) Keorvic: who what now?
(12:26:27) Siiri: then it's Corvo
(12:26:44) Jilitse: who among you pyros has been refreshing the page every minute?
(12:26:49) Satu: remember, Satu called dibs on a little orphan!
(12:26:50) Siiri: reading it must give him some kind of high
(12:26:53) Mao: Not I!
(12:27:03) Jilitse: it won't make the Home burn faster!!
(12:27:04) Satu: hehe

PART 2
5:47:46) Jilitse: How can you explain the insane pageviews the Stitch-Jilitse thread has?
(15:47:47) Jilitse: GP, on another note, I have a question
(15:48:18) Tarot: you linked it from your scrapbook
(15:48:24) Tarot: which has insane popularity
(15:49:20) Jilitse: Wait, how does linking my scrapbook turns the pageview from 57 ->3000+
(15:49:55) Pain: I looked at it 2943 times today, duh.
(15:50:07) Nimvahlis: Thought so
(15:50:10) Pain: The writing was enthralling.
(15:50:22) John_Vicari: 4111 views for your thread Jil...
(15:50:29) Tarot: it's actually 4000....

(15:50:34) Tarot: wow
(15:50:35) Jilitse: We all thought it was Corvo!! Cause he wanted to burn the Home faster... lmao
(15:50:38) Pain: lol, whats up with that?
(15:50:43) Jaeden_Kincade: It's like I said, you've got stalkers.
(15:50:45) John_Vicari: with 4 posts...
(15:50:47) Jaeden_Kincade: Close your window drapes.
(15:50:53) Tarot: this actually warrants a look through the logs
(15:51:14) Jilitse: so, GP, how do you explain that... cause I'm not sure anymore..
(15:51:38) Siiri: someone hacking your toaster
(15:51:41) Nimvahlis: Jilitse :-(

(15:51:43) Siiri: +'s
(15:51:54) Kayiri: XD
(15:52:01) Tarot: let me check the webserver logs
(15:52:02) Kayiri: 4000 thread views? Jesus
(15:52:08) Jilitse: Nimvahlis :-*
(15:52:27) Jilitse: That's how powerful Stitch and Jilitse are
(15:54:59) Jaeden_Kincade: They've got a cult
(15:55:15) Nimvahlis: I made everybody go look at their thread
(15:55:18) Jaeden_Kincade: Unfortunately, Stitch often has to ask, "What's the chanting I hear?"
(15:55:26) Nimvahlis: So nobody would see me surpass the NC-17 rating
(15:56:12) Jilitse: omg lmao
(15:56:43) Tarot: this is weird
(15:56:49) John_Vicari: Wonder what the logs will show.
(15:57:01) Tarot: these are real requests, and they come from a Manila IP
(15:57:10) Jilitse: tell me!
(15:57:23) Siiri: it's jili's legion of fans
(15:57:31) John_Vicari: All of them are different requests from the same area?
(15:57:33) Jilitse: Ya, cause I like made our whole town look at it
(15:57:42) Nimvahlis: lol
(15:57:45) Jaeden_Kincade: Jili, I'm telling you, close your window drapes.
(15:57:48) Jaeden_Kincade: You got peepers
(15:57:50) Jilitse: No really, GP stop kidding
(15:58:15) Jaeden_Kincade: <Jili Stalker> *looks back to the rest of the legion* Okay! Okay! She just posted!
(15:58:31) Jilitse: But the blinds are closed
(15:58:55) Nimvahlis lays next to Jilitse
(15:59:12) Jaeden_Kincade: <Jili Stalker> *slips the IR goggles behind his back, whistling innocently*
(15:59:47) Nimvahlis: IR signatures aren't all that hot
(16:00:09) Jilitse: you're in Manila!
(16:00:11) Jilitse: ^ Jae, admit it
(16:00:45) Jaeden_Kincade: You'll never know.
(16:00:54) Nimvahlis: Omg Nate, send us pix of Jilitse!
(16:01:00) Jaeden_Kincade: At least not until things are posted on the net and I've made my fortune.
(16:01:15) Tarot: other mass requests come from Daytona Beach, Florida
(16:01:32) Siiri: is stitch in florida?
(16:01:51) Nimvahlis: No I think WV
(16:01:54) Jilitse: Duh, of course, Filipinos have relatives in the states.
(16:02:24) Jilitse: I told my aunts and uncles to promote Mizahar.
(16:02:41) Nimvahlis: You guys breed like rabbits
(16:03:16) Tarot: look at it this way, now I feel obliged to give our audience an unforgettable thread
(16:03:31) Nimvahlis: Lol
(16:03:57) John_Vicari: Will bet it will hit 10,000 mark by Friday
(16:04:29) Tarot: lol, we're only using one tenth of our monthly bandwidth. We can handle this.
(16:07:40) Jilitse: (whispers to Tarot):( Sorry if it causing some trouble other than astonishment
(16:08:03) Tarot: (whispers) haha, I just find it funny.

by **John Vicari** on September 14th, 2010, 9:02 am

Yeah sad thing is that number of page views just climbs over and over every few seconds it seems...Think it is a bad sign when you link a thread from here to the game...but we heart you in the end.

by **Jilitse** on September 17th, 2010, 9:46 am

Some Tagalog stuff :

Ang buhay ay parang biyahe sa dyip. Tulad ng buhay, ang paglalakbay lulan ng dyip ay hindi lagi sa highway dumadaan. Minsan ang tatahakin mong landas ay maaliwalas, at masalimuot kung minamalasmalas. Ang buhay ay parang biyahe sa dyip.

Kung sasakay ka ng dyip, kailangan marunong kang pumara. Kinakailangan mong ipaalam sa ibang tao kung ano ang iyong pakay. Hindi kayang hulaan ng mamang drayber o ng kapwa mo pasahero kung saan ka pupunta sa pamamagitan ng hilatsa ng mukha mo. “Tsu Tsu” “Clok clok” “Tok tok tok” Dapat marunong kang ipaalam sa ibang tao kung ano ang iyong pakay. Sa pagbabayad, kailangan mong magtiwala sa kasama mo. Alamin mo ang hanggangan ng abot ng iyong kamay. Maaring hindi mo kayang abutin lahat ng bagay, at darating ang pagkakataon na dapat ka ring umasa sa iba; maging maaasahan kapag ikaw naman ang hiningan ng tulong. Sa pagbabayad, kailangan matuto kang magtiwala sa mga kasama mo. Hindi mo kayang abutin lahat ng bagay, kaya dapat marunong ka ring umasa sa iba, at maging maaasahan kapag nahingan ng tulong. Huwag pumikit, huwag magpanggap na tulog, huwag magbingibingihan at ibaling ang pisngi o tumingin kung saan-saan. Kailangan mong makipag-kapwa tao. Ang buhay ay parang biyahe sa dyip.
Dapat mong tanggapin na walang isang plano para sa lahat ng bagay. Kahit sa dyip, kahit sa buhay. Ikaw ay maaaring lulan ng isang karag-karag o makintab at maburloloy na dyip. Kung ano man ang mapunta sa iyo, dapat ay matuto kang umangkop. Tanggapin na hindi maaaring palaging iisa ang paroroonan mo at ng iyong mga kasama. Hindi sa lahat ng pagkakataon ay pareho ang direksyon ng dyip at ng iyong plano. Minsan ay kailagan mong bumaba sa sinasakyan mong dyipni bago malihis ang iyong landas. Pag naiwan ka ng biyahe, hindi pa katapusan ng mundo. May darating at darating din na iba pa. Huwag ka rin masyadong mapili, sapagkat maari wala ka nang ibang masakyan kung hindi ang huling biyahe. Kung ayaw mong magpag-iwanan sa pag-ibig, parang dyip lang yan. Maaari kang sumabit, kumapit ng mahigpit, sapagkat ang buhay ay parang biyahe sa dyip.

Huwag kang magpatukmo-tukmo sa buhay. Kung hindi ay para kang sumakay sa dyip na may karatulang “kahit saan”. Ang dyipni, katulag ng iyong mga karanasan sa buhay, ay hindi maaaring basta na lamang diktahan, pahintuin at patuluyin kung kailan mo gusto. At kung kinapos ka o lumagpas sa inaasahang babaan?

Ang dyip ay parang maliit na mundo. Maingay, magulo, at hindi mo mapipili ang mga taong makakasakay mo. Tinuturuan nito tayo ng pagtanggap na hindi lang tayo nagmamayari ng lahat, na ang mga karapatan mo ay hanggang kung saan lang abot ng pamasahe mo.

Para, mama dito na lang, bababa na ako
Para, mama dito na lang, heto ang bayad ko
Para na sabi, para na sabi
Para mama, Para na diyan sa tabi

I did this for an inspirational message last Thursday, and I was so happy people bought the punch lines. Also, that last stanza is Barbie Almabis' version on Limang dipang tao

I sang it lalalala~

by **Jilitse** on September 19th, 2010, 11:21 pm

with Jaeden (Talking...)
with Eris (Summer after Summer)
with Callisto (Interests like...)
with Alistair (What brings us...)
with John Vicari (Not another...)
with kids (Tsun tsun dere dere)
with Malia and Stitch (The other one)
with Tarot and Stitch (Always darkest...)
with Dusk, Alistair, and Hadrian (???)

Have recently wrapped up shopping thread and thread with Dani. That's two off the list. Hurrah. Now need to bring this number lower, lower, so I can enjoy other things in Mizahar.

by **Jilitse** on September 24th, 2010, 4:13 pm

Alodian took in this incredible stranger. He seemed so unenthused, and he didn't know why. Denval was nothing short of amazing, and he thought no one could be unhappy here. It seemed as though Alodian had met the first one. "I do not mean to seem intrusive, but it appears you do not like it here. I was curious as to why?" he said, the words flowing from his mouth before he had a chance to think about them. Noticing that this fellow wasn't from around here, a thought occured to him. "Is it because you miss your homeland?" he asked curiously, cocking his head to the side. Alodian sighed, as he remembered his home and his mother. "Avanthal," Alodian said in Vani, the word flowing like velvet from his lips.

Alodian looked around the beautiful night sky, picking out stars and the luscious moon. His heart warmed at the thought of his Goddess Rak'keli, and the knowledge that she was up there, possibly watching him now. He silently thanked the Goddess, turning back to Sitkanis. "Hello friend Sitkanis. I am Alodian Aviastas. I have lived here for almost a month now, and I quite like it," he said, switching back to Common so the tall boy......or a very young man could understand him. "Do you plan to stay here like me? Or do you plan on moving on to various spots of the region?" he asked, more out of interest than needing to know. This strangers race was very peculiar, and Alodian would liek to get to know more about them.