27th Summer 514AV
Note to mods/gradersPermission to have my character standing outside the shop has been granted by Jed, Tim's owner.
Tim’s hair was glued to his forehead. Even in the shade, leaning against the shutters of Jed's Bed and Boxes, sweat glistened on his exposed collarbone. He smiled as two men went by. Their fancy clothes stained with sweat and a strange, stiff waddle in their step, as if they were in dire need of finding the nearest water closet. If he’d been more accustomed to the blistering heat himself, he would’ve seized this chance to flee. Surely no one was mad enough to chase after him in this scorching inferno. Then again, no one was daft enough to bolt either. And so he remained, sniggering as the high society worked harder and ran faster than they ever had in their life, fighting over spots in the shade or finding a coach home. Soon enough a burly woman with puffed cheeks and a bosom equal to her circumference spied his position, propped against the wall of Jed’s Bed and Boxes.
“You!” she screeched. Or she would’ve screeched if her voice had been up to the task. Instead, a coarse, husky bark left her mouth and only the wild gesture that accompanied it told Tim that he was supposed to move. In no particular rush to surrender his spot, Tim pushed his back from the wall and lazily strutted onto the street, hands buried into his pockets as he watched the woman, and the frightfully thin man that accompanied her, struggle to reach the blessed fleck of darkness.
“Are you alright dear?” the man asked. For someone his height, Tim thought the man’s voice was woefully gaunt.
“Of course not!” his wife and superior snapped back. “Don’t stand there like a stiff board, do something!”
“Do something?” the poor man replied feebly. Tim almost pitied the whisker-on-a-stick who, now that he’d managed to seat his wife, found himself exposed to a whole different kind of heat, emanating from the melting lump of fat in front of him. “Yes- yes…you’re quite right dear. Of course you are, my love. I shan’t rest until you’re comfortable. Surely a coach can be fetched or we- I mean, I of course, can find some refreshments in one of the nearby establishments. As a matter of f-“
“DO SOMETHING!”
Gobsmacked by the peppered ferocity with which his other half besieged him, the man looked quite relieved to turn his back on her in search for a solution. Almost at once, he found Tim staring from the other side of the street.
“Ahem. Dear boy…“
Tim only half succeeded in wiping a suppressed grin from his face before he gave the man full attention.
“Sir?”
“My wife and I find ourselves in a most uncomfortable situation and I was wondering if you would have the kindness t-“
“He’s a slave, Giles! Command him!”
Giles looked quite pale now and his height was greatly reduced by the words of his beloved.
Tim would’ve ran off to fetch water for any other person, but his amusement was too great and he considered he was doing Giles a great service if his tardiness would mean the end of the puffing, sweating swine that Giles had had the misfortune of betrothing.
“What shall I do sir?” he asked innocently.
Caught between two fires, both assailing his mind with equal vigor, Giles muttered a string of ‘ehms’ and ‘let-me-sees’ before deciding it was best that Tim would make haste to find some sort of refreshment.
Eager to put a stopper on the woman’s perpetual puffing and wheezing, Tim did as he was asked and headed south, down the main street on Dry Island, in search for the requested refreshments.
Tim’s hair was glued to his forehead. Even in the shade, leaning against the shutters of Jed's Bed and Boxes, sweat glistened on his exposed collarbone. He smiled as two men went by. Their fancy clothes stained with sweat and a strange, stiff waddle in their step, as if they were in dire need of finding the nearest water closet. If he’d been more accustomed to the blistering heat himself, he would’ve seized this chance to flee. Surely no one was mad enough to chase after him in this scorching inferno. Then again, no one was daft enough to bolt either. And so he remained, sniggering as the high society worked harder and ran faster than they ever had in their life, fighting over spots in the shade or finding a coach home. Soon enough a burly woman with puffed cheeks and a bosom equal to her circumference spied his position, propped against the wall of Jed’s Bed and Boxes.
“You!” she screeched. Or she would’ve screeched if her voice had been up to the task. Instead, a coarse, husky bark left her mouth and only the wild gesture that accompanied it told Tim that he was supposed to move. In no particular rush to surrender his spot, Tim pushed his back from the wall and lazily strutted onto the street, hands buried into his pockets as he watched the woman, and the frightfully thin man that accompanied her, struggle to reach the blessed fleck of darkness.
“Are you alright dear?” the man asked. For someone his height, Tim thought the man’s voice was woefully gaunt.
“Of course not!” his wife and superior snapped back. “Don’t stand there like a stiff board, do something!”
“Do something?” the poor man replied feebly. Tim almost pitied the whisker-on-a-stick who, now that he’d managed to seat his wife, found himself exposed to a whole different kind of heat, emanating from the melting lump of fat in front of him. “Yes- yes…you’re quite right dear. Of course you are, my love. I shan’t rest until you’re comfortable. Surely a coach can be fetched or we- I mean, I of course, can find some refreshments in one of the nearby establishments. As a matter of f-“
“DO SOMETHING!”
Gobsmacked by the peppered ferocity with which his other half besieged him, the man looked quite relieved to turn his back on her in search for a solution. Almost at once, he found Tim staring from the other side of the street.
“Ahem. Dear boy…“
Tim only half succeeded in wiping a suppressed grin from his face before he gave the man full attention.
“Sir?”
“My wife and I find ourselves in a most uncomfortable situation and I was wondering if you would have the kindness t-“
“He’s a slave, Giles! Command him!”
Giles looked quite pale now and his height was greatly reduced by the words of his beloved.
Tim would’ve ran off to fetch water for any other person, but his amusement was too great and he considered he was doing Giles a great service if his tardiness would mean the end of the puffing, sweating swine that Giles had had the misfortune of betrothing.
“What shall I do sir?” he asked innocently.
Caught between two fires, both assailing his mind with equal vigor, Giles muttered a string of ‘ehms’ and ‘let-me-sees’ before deciding it was best that Tim would make haste to find some sort of refreshment.
Eager to put a stopper on the woman’s perpetual puffing and wheezing, Tim did as he was asked and headed south, down the main street on Dry Island, in search for the requested refreshments.