So sorry to hear you are under the weather!
Here is my Daddy's Secret Receipe to cure what ails you and to combat all major and minor forms of illness...
One giant bowl of chilli to be taken as often as necessary. Also follow with one can of Pepsi.
The theory is this: all badness in your system will be burnt out of you by this method. So the road to recovery is short. It has never been known to fail.