For myself, I fluctuate, being motivated one time by my dislike of scratchy, food-filtering, dandruffy facial hair, and another day by my hatred of having to shave all the time.
To be honest though, I only speak of it publicly to drag this forum onto my "View posts" list.
That being done, I offer Alvadas as "Manliest city on Mizahar"...
Get out those tape measures and let the contest begin...A mere twelve inch ruler will never suffice.