[GAME] Monkey's Paw

by **Raus** on November 5th, 2014, 6:37 pm

Granted.. But there were venomous snakes in it who bite you as soon as you come near it!

I wish I was able to eat, digest (and survive eating and digesting) everything!

by **Athaera** on November 6th, 2014, 3:47 am

Granted, but all food becomes unappealing to you in any way.

I wish this wish didn't have a catch.

by **Aventis** on November 6th, 2014, 4:11 am

Granted, but now the game is ruined and we're all bored.

I wish one of you will reply to this post

by **Skeldarkron** on November 6th, 2014, 8:57 am

Granted. But replying to other people's posts will become so addictive that you'll spend all of your waking moments on Mizahar.

I wish autocorrect would stop annoying me.

by **Aventis** on November 6th, 2014, 2:33 pm

Granted, but now YOU annoy AUTOCORRECT. It takes its vengeance by cursing you to spell everything wrong and you lose any credit you had as a writer.

I want to know the new dance moves. c:

by **Yuri Lehrer** on November 6th, 2014, 9:31 pm

Granted,

But the only new dance moves you learn are those from 'Gangnam Style'

I wish for a tame pet dragon.

by **Shane Wallsly** on November 6th, 2014, 11:18 pm

Granted, but he's so tame he doesn't do anything. He just lies there all day puffing out little plumes of steam and sleeping.

I wish for infinite wishes!

by **Aventis** on November 6th, 2014, 11:24 pm

Granted, but they all have some stupid twist, like the rest of these.

I wish for Blockbuster to come back.

by **Athaera** on November 7th, 2014, 12:39 am

It does, but with things like Netflix and Hulu, it goes out of business again.

I wish for an Oreo.

by **Skeldarkron** on November 7th, 2014, 7:26 am

You get an Oreo but it's a mutant Oreo from another planet and it keeps trying to eat you.

I wish for a banana split.