[GAME] Monkey's Paw

by **Aventis** on November 7th, 2014, 11:57 am

You get it, but the banana keeps trying to run away. *Budum tss*

I would like to hear your best pun

by **Yuri Lehrer** on November 7th, 2014, 1:05 pm

Granted, but it's the cheesiest pun in history.

I want to own... the world... no wait... THE UNIVERSE!

by **Darkalin Pinewood** on November 7th, 2014, 1:44 pm

You now own the universe, but it then explodes.

I wish for.....Cake!

by **Switch** on November 7th, 2014, 1:49 pm

You can have your cake and eat it!

Then we chop off your head booyah! (Viva la France!)

I wish for an internship

by **Skeldarkron** on November 8th, 2014, 7:05 am

You get your internship but everyone treats you horribly so you quit.

I wish I wasn't tone deaf.

by **Raven Nightfoot** on November 8th, 2014, 6:01 pm

You are no longer tone deaf, but are forced to endure a lifetime of hearing those who are attempt to sing.

I wish for Markus Andres' undying love!

by **Vice** on November 8th, 2014, 7:02 pm

You have his undying love but Markus has since become a Chained One, so he eats your flesh.

I wish for Harameia!

by **Cyq** on November 8th, 2014, 7:42 pm

You get Harameia, but then the Pycons of the world descend upon you in jealousy and consume you with their little clay mouths.

I wish for a pet squirrel.

by **Thir** on November 8th, 2014, 8:45 pm

Sure, but you get The Archailist and then you're penalized for having two PCs in one place.

I wish to be a man, mancub. And stroll right into town. I wanna' be just like the other men. I'm tired of monkeying around.

Shooby doo.

by **Skeldarkron** on November 9th, 2014, 6:58 am

You get your wish but then you get eaten by Shere Khan.

I wish I had a horse