[GAME] Monkey's Paw

by **Switch** on November 11th, 2014, 10:10 pm

Granted, but everytime you login, everyone greets you but you can never see them.. Ever.

I wish for enough sleep every night that I can function with or without coffee..

(Thanks Kayan for letting me know I missed my wish)

by **Aventis** on November 13th, 2014, 1:19 am

Your wish is granted and you have no twist ending 'cause coffee is terrible.

Actually... What smells like tea?

I wish to graduate school with valedictorian in the next three days, please.

by **Thannis Daraktheon** on November 13th, 2014, 1:47 am

Granted but you buckle under the pressure of your valedictorian speech and turn to drugs for relief. You get addicted and end up sleeping through your graduation. The Uni of your choice finds out you're a junkie and denies you admittance. Your guardians kick you out of the house and all of your friends turn their backs on you. In order to pay off your dealer for all the drugs you've been taking you end up working as a low level peddler. One day while working your corner you are mugged by a couple of desperate junkies one wielding a gun. A struggle ensues and you somehow end up with the weapon in your hands and both junkies have been shot to death. Before you can flee the police turn up. You are arrested and sentenced to two consecutive life sentences in a maximum security prison.

Bad, bad things happen to you in prison. However after a lot of hard work and kissing up to the warden you are given parole at the age of 78. Of course having been institutionalized you can no longer function in the outside world. You try to take your life by hanging yourself like that guy in Shawshank Redemption but you didn't tie the knot right and it comes undone and you fall to the floor whacking your head sharply off a wooden cabinet. You end up in a coma where you have this dream of repeating all the mistakes you made in your life over and over again for three years until you are declared legally brain dead and they pull you off the life support. You die at the age of 81 having never felt true love, having sired no children and having never been able to reconcile with your family.

So... Did I go a bit overboard with that one?

I wish that you good folk can forgive me!

by **Kayan** on November 13th, 2014, 1:03 pm

We forgive you! But you can't forgive you... you can never forgive you. You live with these thoughts stalking your every waking moment. Forever.

I wish for the ability to jump into any cartoon I want at any time and be able to do whatever I want off screen!

by **Switch** on November 13th, 2014, 1:20 pm

Granted however you jump into a GoT episode as a lannister fighting the starks and you get killed.

i wish for izzy to get into a good college

by **Skeldarkron** on November 14th, 2014, 11:37 am

Izzy gets into a good college but they don't have many friends and turn into a huge nerd.

I wish I was a bird

by **Switch** on November 14th, 2014, 12:57 pm

You are a bird... Turkey... On Thanksgiving... So sorry, but you became my family's main protien of the day...

I wish I was more awake.

by **Aventis** on November 14th, 2014, 4:21 pm

Awake. So awake. Always awake. Coffee. No. No coffee. Can't have coffee. Stupid wish. Tea. Oh god yes tea. I need sleep. No sleep. Can't sleep. Never sleep.

I wish for inspiration

by **Thannis Daraktheon** on November 14th, 2014, 4:40 pm

You are inspired... to murder everyone you love. Unfortunately after murdering everyone you love you realise you also love yourself so you off yourself too.

I wish to hit my NaNo goal today!

by **Skeldarkron** on November 15th, 2014, 5:32 am

You hit your NaNo goal today but then your computer blows up and you can't write until you get a new one next month.

I wish today's weather on the Gold Coast was cooler