[GAME] Monkey's Paw

[Kayan]

The Gold Coast is now called the Frozen Coast because it's not only uninhabitable by the freezing whether, but also the fact that... well, it's frozen.

I wish my muse would come back to me!

[Aventis]

Granted, but you don't like Muse. You find their music repetitive and annoying. And I commend you for it.

I wish you knew you had a friend in me

[Thannis Daraktheon]

I do know but I simply don't care.

I wish there's actually a Mizahar out there in some distant planet and all my enemies are sent there through as random portal that they can't get back through and are enslaved by Ravokians.

[Skeldarkron]

Granted, but then your enemies find a way to suck you in as well. So now you're stuck with them forever.

I wish Harry Potter was real.

[Switch]

Granted but so isn't every bad guy. they mistake you as a member of DA and slay ya with all three unforgivable curses.

i wish for summer all year around

[Raus]

Droughts and other concequences of a dissrupted climate destroy's crops all over the world. Causing mass famine and sickness due to malnutrition. You're one of the first casualties.

I wish the ability to whistle.

[Darkalin Pinewood]

You can now whistle, but it causes all the females in a herd of glassbeaks to notice you in many different ways. Good luck.

I wish for...... A magic hat!

[Aventis]

You get a magic hat. It's a pair of underwear. Its magic ability is to never come off ever.


I wish my name was Clyde Sullins.

[Shane Wallsly]

Granted but the real Clyde Sullins stalks you for years killing off everyone you know and love one at a time until you're eventually alone and desperate. Then he doesn't even kill you. He just takes your limbs.

I wish I had a cool nickname.

[Aventis]

Yeah okay. But it's Clyde Sullins and all that terrible stuff that was *supposed* to happen to me happens to you.

I wish I had some Mike & Ikes