[GAME] Monkey's Paw

by **Yra** on December 16th, 2014, 4:48 pm

Granted, but as it turns out, Merry Christmas can have two different meanings. When you next wake,your house is decorated lavishly for the festive season with varying pictures of Merry Brandybuck. The next person aside from you who sees it burns your house down. Merry Christmas.

I wish for a week off from work.

by **Shane Wallsly** on December 17th, 2014, 8:42 pm

Granted but each day a new plague befalls you.

On the first day of being off the plague giveth to me,
An angry Zith riding a pon-ee.
On the second day of being off the plague giveth to me,
Two chained ones and an angry Zith riding a pon-ee.
On the third day of being off the plague giveth to me,
Three rabid Kelvic, two chained ones and an angry Zith riding a pon-ee.
On the fourth day of being off the plague giveth to me,
Four Horny Akalak, three rabid Kelvic, two chained ones and an angry Zith riding a pon-ee.
On the fifth day of being off the plague giveth to me,
Five Cursed Rings, four horny Akalak, three rabid Kelvic, two chained ones and an angry Zith riding a pon-ee.
On the sixth day of being off the plague giveth to me,
Six Sym a-laying, five cursed rings, four horny akalak, three rabid Klevic, two chained ones and an angry Zith riding a pon-ee.
On the seventh day of being off the plague giveth to me,
Seven Nuit Scheming, six Sym a-laying, five cursed rings, four horny akalak, three rabid Klevic, two chained ones and an angry Zith riding a pon-ee.

I apologise, also, for this which is utterly terrible and no one should ever have to hear.

I wish for a reply to this wish greater than the reply I just gave to the last wish.

by **Aventis** on December 17th, 2014, 10:23 pm

No one can supply.

I wish I could supply.

by **Switch** on December 22nd, 2014, 6:47 pm

And supply you do. Thus making you nobody...

I wish for Ball to be less violent,

by **Kayan** on December 22nd, 2014, 6:52 pm

Ball is less violent... for a day. The next day he's 10 times more violent, hunts you down, and breaks every bone he can get his tiny Ball hands on.

I wish I could download full games for free without a virus.

by **Vanessa Lawson** on December 22nd, 2014, 7:51 pm

Granted, but the game crashes after the downloading is done.

I wish to have a car.

by **Aventis** on December 29th, 2014, 3:20 pm

Granted. Enjoy your Prius.

I wish that I didn't offend anyone just then.

by **Raus** on January 3rd, 2015, 5:31 pm

There is an angry mob outside your door calling for your sacrifice to the dark god of cars.

Hope you can survive without a heart ^__^

I wish for the ability to consume anything and not get sick or die from it

. Would be a fun party trick!

by **Kayan** on January 5th, 2015, 5:16 am

Granted! Soon enough you try eating live ants and they eat their way out of your stomach and... yeah, the rest isn't pretty.

I wish to have ice magic abilities, so people could Let It Go.

by **Aren** on January 5th, 2015, 8:28 am

Granted. People are all now Letting it Go, to the point of apathy towards every subject imaginable, including eating and breathing. But hey, you got your ice powers, do you care? No, because you'll never care about anything ever again, including your own now pointless ice powers.

I wish to set humanity on the Golden Path.