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50th Winter, 514
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Glen was done with winter. Sure, they were barely half-way through the length it was supposed to be, but enough was enough, and fifty days was petching plenty.
What was even the point of it, anyway? What was so wonderful about the rest of the world that Morwen couldn't just stay in Avanthal all year? Why leave every few hundred days, just to make everything cold, and miserable, and inconvenience everyone? Oh sure, so snow and ice was pretty and all, just like the goddess herself was supposed to be, right until it killed you in the most horrible way imaginable. Most people said that drowning was the worst way to go, but those people were idiots. Okay so sure, if you weren't lucky enough to have Laviku's blessing dancing across your skin, the oceans could be pretty deadly, but which was worse: a few minutes of suffering as your lungs filled with water and slowly suffocated you, or hours of numb, shivering discomfort as your body slowly began to stop working piece by piece, subjected to cold so deadly that it literally bit away parts of you, until finally you expired all frozen and barely recognisable?
Cold could even burn you. Like fire, except the opposite. How was that even fair? There was already a god of burning and misery and whatever else it was that Ivak was responsible for, but no, petching Morwen needs to get in on that too, apparently. Petch Syna as well, with her sunburn, and her buggering off for the season, barely even bothering to show up during the winter days, and hardly putting in an effort to keep things warm when she did. Petch the both of them. Beautiful ladies making his life miserable, same as ever.
Glen scowled as he stirred the ladle in the steaming cauldron, agitating the contents. Hot ale and hot cider were the order of the day. Sure, the process cooked off most of the alcohol, but warm was the priority on days like these. Get a man warm first, then fill him full of booze so he won't feel the cold so bad when the ventures out into it again. A few herbs and spices had been thrown in as well; a bit unnecessary, given the undiscerning tastes of the patrons who usually ventured into the Drunken Fish, but at least the place smelt something other than god-awful for a change, and that wasn't nothing.
Glen sighed and scowled, hoisting the ladle out of the boiling booze and hitching it onto a convenient hook suspended above, letting the liquid residue drip back into the cauldron instead of leaving slimy pools across whatever surface it might otherwise have been left on. He had a face that was naturally suited to scowling, and one could be forgiven for assuming that nothing was wrong. Anyone who knew Glen however was aware of how different this scowl was: not his usual baseline of irritation, but rather a warning that any misplaced words would likely end in an extremely painful manner for he who uttered them.
He glanced over the bar, absently wiping his hands on a rag, gaze settling on where Frith was bravely guarding the tavern's fire. The fact that his eyes were closed and he appeared to be sleeping was a ruse; a ruse that Frith was extremely committed to maintaining, granted, but Glen was sure that the instant danger threatened - particularly if that danger somehow involved stray food that had been foolishly left unattended - the little terrier would leap into action and save them from it.
The air shifted as the door swung open, an insidious gust of cold racing in to disturb the tavern's carefully cultivated warmth. Glen's arms folded across his chest, his scowl squarely aimed at the new arrival. Their continued wellbeing would depend heavily on how much dithering they engaged in, and how quickly they shut the petching door.
Glen was done with winter. Sure, they were barely half-way through the length it was supposed to be, but enough was enough, and fifty days was petching plenty.
What was even the point of it, anyway? What was so wonderful about the rest of the world that Morwen couldn't just stay in Avanthal all year? Why leave every few hundred days, just to make everything cold, and miserable, and inconvenience everyone? Oh sure, so snow and ice was pretty and all, just like the goddess herself was supposed to be, right until it killed you in the most horrible way imaginable. Most people said that drowning was the worst way to go, but those people were idiots. Okay so sure, if you weren't lucky enough to have Laviku's blessing dancing across your skin, the oceans could be pretty deadly, but which was worse: a few minutes of suffering as your lungs filled with water and slowly suffocated you, or hours of numb, shivering discomfort as your body slowly began to stop working piece by piece, subjected to cold so deadly that it literally bit away parts of you, until finally you expired all frozen and barely recognisable?
Cold could even burn you. Like fire, except the opposite. How was that even fair? There was already a god of burning and misery and whatever else it was that Ivak was responsible for, but no, petching Morwen needs to get in on that too, apparently. Petch Syna as well, with her sunburn, and her buggering off for the season, barely even bothering to show up during the winter days, and hardly putting in an effort to keep things warm when she did. Petch the both of them. Beautiful ladies making his life miserable, same as ever.
Glen scowled as he stirred the ladle in the steaming cauldron, agitating the contents. Hot ale and hot cider were the order of the day. Sure, the process cooked off most of the alcohol, but warm was the priority on days like these. Get a man warm first, then fill him full of booze so he won't feel the cold so bad when the ventures out into it again. A few herbs and spices had been thrown in as well; a bit unnecessary, given the undiscerning tastes of the patrons who usually ventured into the Drunken Fish, but at least the place smelt something other than god-awful for a change, and that wasn't nothing.
Glen sighed and scowled, hoisting the ladle out of the boiling booze and hitching it onto a convenient hook suspended above, letting the liquid residue drip back into the cauldron instead of leaving slimy pools across whatever surface it might otherwise have been left on. He had a face that was naturally suited to scowling, and one could be forgiven for assuming that nothing was wrong. Anyone who knew Glen however was aware of how different this scowl was: not his usual baseline of irritation, but rather a warning that any misplaced words would likely end in an extremely painful manner for he who uttered them.
He glanced over the bar, absently wiping his hands on a rag, gaze settling on where Frith was bravely guarding the tavern's fire. The fact that his eyes were closed and he appeared to be sleeping was a ruse; a ruse that Frith was extremely committed to maintaining, granted, but Glen was sure that the instant danger threatened - particularly if that danger somehow involved stray food that had been foolishly left unattended - the little terrier would leap into action and save them from it.
The air shifted as the door swung open, an insidious gust of cold racing in to disturb the tavern's carefully cultivated warmth. Glen's arms folded across his chest, his scowl squarely aimed at the new arrival. Their continued wellbeing would depend heavily on how much dithering they engaged in, and how quickly they shut the petching door.
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