When Nag the basking cobra hears the careless foot of man,
He will often wriggle sideways and avoid it if he can.
But his mate makes no such motion where she camps beside the trail.
For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.
~Rudyard Kipling.
He will often wriggle sideways and avoid it if he can.
But his mate makes no such motion where she camps beside the trail.
For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.
~Rudyard Kipling.
64th Day of Summer
A cup slammed firmly on Logan's table and he nearly jumped in confusion. It was a man who had been sitting next to him that made the action. The man's face was red, and he looked to be swaying within his seat. Already, from the sight of him, Logan could tell that this man was fully intoxicated.
He sighed. "You're a troublesome client, you know that?" Logan said to the man who now looked like he was ready to pass out. The man looked at Logan with drowsy disdain, then spoke with the slur only someone truly inebriated would have.
"Sh-h-h-h-hurt up! Ah-h-h ain't drunk!" The man said to him. Logan replied- "I didn't call you drunk, dumb arse! I called you troublesome!"
His client sobbed- "Logun wh-h-hy did sheee leeeave meee!" Logan looked at the man confusedly. "Pardon?" He asked his client to repeat again. In that instant his client jumped within his chair and yelled to the top of his lung, "MAH WOMAN LOGUN! My womeeen."
Logan was still confused. "What about your woma-eeeeen?"
"Deey leeft meeeh. Deey got mah moneeey, deeen deey leeft! Leeft mee wid nut'in but mah job. Dey so evil, Logun-"
"The name is Lo-gan," he corrected.
"Listeen to meee Logun, ah-h-h knnnow yeer name."
"Alright buddy, it's time for you to take a nap," Logan said then stood up promptly to punch his client in the face. The man's head slammed on the table where he would more-than-likely lie for the remainder of the night. Logan huffed a big breath of air as he sat down, a little woozy himself from the amount of drinks he just had.
One, two, three, he counted as he looked at the amount of empty cups that were on his table. There were a lot, more than six between him and his client. He cursed himself for getting very drunk on the job but then remembered where he was. "Syliras! Where people shit in their pants in fear for the Syliran knights because they crushed a rose in a shitty garden!"
It sickened Logan to think of the word Syliran knight. So much so that he spat to the floor whenever the word Syliran and Knight came up in his head. The very idea of the knights made him want to throw up; however, Logan could never do such or think of such a thing in front of them. "That's because they suck so much of their superiors cock that they have to kill guys like me to make themselves feel better..." Logan said to himself.
Before his thoughts could be further indulged by himself, a waitress of the stallion had brought him over two more drinks, which Logan realized must have been his clients doing. Logan took one of the small cup of wine and gulped it down as he watched the waitresses protuberant buttocks sway up and down and away from him. When he realized that he was staring, he came to a conclusion on what he would do while his client slept. "I'm gonna enjoy some fine arse," he said, still watching the waitresses beautiful rear end.
Logan dug inside his clients pocket to pull out a large amount of change and place it on the table. "Drinks are on you," he said to his client who was now snoring. Logan then proceeded to dig into his clients pocket again to fetch out a good amount of gold Miza's for himself. "And these are gonna be for my fine arse."
Logan stood up once more. However, finding that this time he was a little too drunk to rise as quickly as he did before, he lost his balance and tumbled to the ground, making a large "oof" sound as he fell.