Timestamp: 14th Day of Summer, 515 A.V.
Location: The Radiant Tower
“And if you’d just care to initial these proposals, your grace, I can see them passed out to the relevant departments before the Dusk Rest.”
That was Mercadier, staid and dependable, habitually smoothing his slickly-pomaded hair back with a practiced movement, his delicate little glasses flashing in the abundant light which poured into the palatial office.
Papers. Always papers, whispering mounds of them bound in white ribbon and dripping golden seals. Information about this and that, about who had done what and with whom, and sometimes even the barest inklings of why, the silver thread of truth that was always so maddeningly hard to pin down.
Government, it seemed, ran on paper – everything had to be noted down. At least, in the glitteringly ordered world of Mercadier and his ilk, anyway,, the bureaucrats who were the innumerable little cogs in the machine that saw the barque of state continuing on an even keel and a steady course.
Alses’ own experiences of governing and government figures had showed her that, in many ways, the more important stuff was often handled – at least initially – more informally. It was words, often shared over tea and cake, or a sumptuous dinner and drinks, a few whispered comments at a box in the Opera, or else in the bar during the interval, that held the true weight.
It was food for thought; Alses was beginning, however dimly, to see why Silver was subtly encouraging the employment of a dedicated cook, to provide for not-political-at-all dinners and lunches and – why not? – the occasional picnic.
With a shake of her head, she resolutely turned her attention back to the papers passing beneath her quill even as Mercadier shimmered out again, off to do his own part in keeping Magic afloat in the City of Stars for another day, no doubt. That, or to collect more work for her.
‘Whereas it is to be understood that when the party of the third part (see Section 4.1, Subsection 6C) is in indirect contravention of the Regulation of Magic Act (Amended) 514 A.V., in conjunction with a party of the first or second part that is in direct contravention of the aforesaid Act, it is the considered opinion of the Seiza judiciary that, contingent upon sufficient provision of evidence via the Shinya or other acceptable sources (consult Law, Lore and Lhavit, Vol. IV [Fourth Edition, 510 A.V.]), the judge and presiding officer of the court may allow a prima facie case to be pursued at the discretion of the prosecution as an ancillary to the primary event.
Furthermore, it is to be held that in prosecution of parties of a third part in knowing but indirect contravention of the Regulation of Magic Act (Amended), or those held beyond reasonable doubt to be in knowing but indirect contravention of the Regulation of Magic Act (Amended), penalties and regulations of the party’s powers, titles, possessions and appurtenances must necessarily be adjusted to account for the remove from the primary breach which-’
Enough! Enough. Thrusting herself back with considerable force, Alses took herself away from the mind-numbing acres of words that twisted and danced in and out of one another, a gleeful lexical labyrinth that the lawyers seemed to love. It was obfuscation, as far as she was concerned, obscuring the issue and the silver thread of truth in acres of pompous and convoluted verbiage. And as a result, it took forever and a day to painstakingly wade through.
Shaking her head, the resplendent Councillor Radiant made her way out from behind her desk and towards the broad sweep of windows which gazed out over the city – reduced to a toy by the height – and beyond. She had begun in the early morning, the sky a brilliant powder-blue, but now it burned purple and red as the sun began to sink, its burnished disk rippling in the cloud-streaked heavens. Alses’ grand office was afire with the heavy, slow light of the afternoon, great pools of it shimmering in the windows and racing across the polished floor to consume furniture and papers.
The click of the doors opening – almost soundlessly, but in this place, with only the ticking of a gilt clock over the unlit fireplace to disturb the quiet, almost wasn’t enough – caused Alses to turn, along with the whispering susurrus of a pearly aura that drifted along the edges of her senses, cool and calm and soothing.
Mercadier put his head round the doors once more, swiftly followed by the rest of his body, immaculately suited and booted as always, hair slicked back with his habitual jasmine pomade and the continual nervous action of his hands.
“My apologies for the interruption, your grace, but if you depart in the next few chimes you should be able to make the Twilight Tower for your meeting with His Excellency.” A brief pause, as he stepped fully into the room, smoothing back his hair as he did so, as though fearing that the pomade had lost its efficacy and that some blonde strand had strayed from its ordained place.
“Have you finished your papers for today?” he asked delicately; his mistress was occasionally struck by bouts of lassitude, or a maniacal work ethic, in about equal measure.
“Hmm?” Alses turned from her contemplation of infinity, missing the cool pressure of the glass on her forehead already. “Oh, yes, yes.” She flapped an absent hand at her mahogany-and-brass out-tray, piled high with papers in an ordered stack, dripping ribbons and seals. “All apart from the ridiculous one from the Seiza about ancillary cases in the application of the Third Law. We’re up to codicil four there, if that’s any solace to you.” She sighed, heavily.
“It would be so much easier if they provided a summary in plain Common,” Alses complained. “At this point, we’d even take a summary sheet written in Nader-Canoch. Before I began this job, we never imagined that such convolution was possible with the language.”
Mercadier, most unusually, paused, and there was an unusual little shimmying ripple dancing through his aura. Alses vaguely recognized that particular glittering tic – the man was constructing something in his head, turning it around and around to try and fit it into the available not-going-spare space in Alses’ head.
She sighed, heavily. “Out with it, Mercadier. We won’t tear your head off.”
A diffident cough. “The Seiza do actually provide a one-page summary to their papers, your grace, but-”
He got no further; an irate and surprised “What?” burst forth from Alses’ lips. “You mean we could have just read that instead of slogging for two bells through acres of convoluted words? Where in the name of Syna’s flaming knickers is it, then?”
An odd, waxy expression settled onto Mercadier’s normally urbane and polished features – he was trying not to laugh. He cleared his throat a few times and studiously avoided looking at her whilst he got himself back under control, commendably quickly, all things considered.
“But,” he continued, voice purposefully pitched and tuned to ‘soothing’, “I’ve taken the liberty of removing them from the papers before they come to you. A good grounding in the style of the Seiza – and other groups as well – might well be vital one day. And besides, your grace, not everything in an eighty-page report will fit onto one side of paper. I’m sure you see the implications?”
Location: The Radiant Tower
“And if you’d just care to initial these proposals, your grace, I can see them passed out to the relevant departments before the Dusk Rest.”
That was Mercadier, staid and dependable, habitually smoothing his slickly-pomaded hair back with a practiced movement, his delicate little glasses flashing in the abundant light which poured into the palatial office.
Papers. Always papers, whispering mounds of them bound in white ribbon and dripping golden seals. Information about this and that, about who had done what and with whom, and sometimes even the barest inklings of why, the silver thread of truth that was always so maddeningly hard to pin down.
Government, it seemed, ran on paper – everything had to be noted down. At least, in the glitteringly ordered world of Mercadier and his ilk, anyway,, the bureaucrats who were the innumerable little cogs in the machine that saw the barque of state continuing on an even keel and a steady course.
Alses’ own experiences of governing and government figures had showed her that, in many ways, the more important stuff was often handled – at least initially – more informally. It was words, often shared over tea and cake, or a sumptuous dinner and drinks, a few whispered comments at a box in the Opera, or else in the bar during the interval, that held the true weight.
It was food for thought; Alses was beginning, however dimly, to see why Silver was subtly encouraging the employment of a dedicated cook, to provide for not-political-at-all dinners and lunches and – why not? – the occasional picnic.
With a shake of her head, she resolutely turned her attention back to the papers passing beneath her quill even as Mercadier shimmered out again, off to do his own part in keeping Magic afloat in the City of Stars for another day, no doubt. That, or to collect more work for her.
‘Whereas it is to be understood that when the party of the third part (see Section 4.1, Subsection 6C) is in indirect contravention of the Regulation of Magic Act (Amended) 514 A.V., in conjunction with a party of the first or second part that is in direct contravention of the aforesaid Act, it is the considered opinion of the Seiza judiciary that, contingent upon sufficient provision of evidence via the Shinya or other acceptable sources (consult Law, Lore and Lhavit, Vol. IV [Fourth Edition, 510 A.V.]), the judge and presiding officer of the court may allow a prima facie case to be pursued at the discretion of the prosecution as an ancillary to the primary event.
Furthermore, it is to be held that in prosecution of parties of a third part in knowing but indirect contravention of the Regulation of Magic Act (Amended), or those held beyond reasonable doubt to be in knowing but indirect contravention of the Regulation of Magic Act (Amended), penalties and regulations of the party’s powers, titles, possessions and appurtenances must necessarily be adjusted to account for the remove from the primary breach which-’
Enough! Enough. Thrusting herself back with considerable force, Alses took herself away from the mind-numbing acres of words that twisted and danced in and out of one another, a gleeful lexical labyrinth that the lawyers seemed to love. It was obfuscation, as far as she was concerned, obscuring the issue and the silver thread of truth in acres of pompous and convoluted verbiage. And as a result, it took forever and a day to painstakingly wade through.
Shaking her head, the resplendent Councillor Radiant made her way out from behind her desk and towards the broad sweep of windows which gazed out over the city – reduced to a toy by the height – and beyond. She had begun in the early morning, the sky a brilliant powder-blue, but now it burned purple and red as the sun began to sink, its burnished disk rippling in the cloud-streaked heavens. Alses’ grand office was afire with the heavy, slow light of the afternoon, great pools of it shimmering in the windows and racing across the polished floor to consume furniture and papers.
The click of the doors opening – almost soundlessly, but in this place, with only the ticking of a gilt clock over the unlit fireplace to disturb the quiet, almost wasn’t enough – caused Alses to turn, along with the whispering susurrus of a pearly aura that drifted along the edges of her senses, cool and calm and soothing.
Mercadier put his head round the doors once more, swiftly followed by the rest of his body, immaculately suited and booted as always, hair slicked back with his habitual jasmine pomade and the continual nervous action of his hands.
“My apologies for the interruption, your grace, but if you depart in the next few chimes you should be able to make the Twilight Tower for your meeting with His Excellency.” A brief pause, as he stepped fully into the room, smoothing back his hair as he did so, as though fearing that the pomade had lost its efficacy and that some blonde strand had strayed from its ordained place.
“Have you finished your papers for today?” he asked delicately; his mistress was occasionally struck by bouts of lassitude, or a maniacal work ethic, in about equal measure.
“Hmm?” Alses turned from her contemplation of infinity, missing the cool pressure of the glass on her forehead already. “Oh, yes, yes.” She flapped an absent hand at her mahogany-and-brass out-tray, piled high with papers in an ordered stack, dripping ribbons and seals. “All apart from the ridiculous one from the Seiza about ancillary cases in the application of the Third Law. We’re up to codicil four there, if that’s any solace to you.” She sighed, heavily.
“It would be so much easier if they provided a summary in plain Common,” Alses complained. “At this point, we’d even take a summary sheet written in Nader-Canoch. Before I began this job, we never imagined that such convolution was possible with the language.”
Mercadier, most unusually, paused, and there was an unusual little shimmying ripple dancing through his aura. Alses vaguely recognized that particular glittering tic – the man was constructing something in his head, turning it around and around to try and fit it into the available not-going-spare space in Alses’ head.
She sighed, heavily. “Out with it, Mercadier. We won’t tear your head off.”
A diffident cough. “The Seiza do actually provide a one-page summary to their papers, your grace, but-”
He got no further; an irate and surprised “What?” burst forth from Alses’ lips. “You mean we could have just read that instead of slogging for two bells through acres of convoluted words? Where in the name of Syna’s flaming knickers is it, then?”
An odd, waxy expression settled onto Mercadier’s normally urbane and polished features – he was trying not to laugh. He cleared his throat a few times and studiously avoided looking at her whilst he got himself back under control, commendably quickly, all things considered.
“But,” he continued, voice purposefully pitched and tuned to ‘soothing’, “I’ve taken the liberty of removing them from the papers before they come to you. A good grounding in the style of the Seiza – and other groups as well – might well be vital one day. And besides, your grace, not everything in an eighty-page report will fit onto one side of paper. I’m sure you see the implications?”