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When he awoke, he nearly jumped out of his non-existent skin. Looming high above yet inches from his nose was Ser Iros, gently prodding at his stomach and mumbling to himself with a concerned expression.
"Arch? You awake?" The knight seemed peerless in his ability to break the boundaries of personal space on a daily basis. However, never had he felt more terrified and enraged as that moment - to think, his patron knight actually had the audacity to sneak into his dormitory and prod at his sleeping body! Instinctually, a knee jerked up and collided with the knight's chin. The curtains were still drawn, dousing all but the faintest slivers of morning light managing to penetrate the innermost depths of the dorms, but that was enough to reach out and grab a handful of cheek-flesh in a hand and drag it back again before the knight could completely recoil.
"For the love of Syna and Leth you'd better have a good explanation for what the petch you think you're doing, pervert." he whispered harshly, painfully aware of the other squires that were just as eager to remain in their beds as Arch was right now.
"I'm not a damn pervert! You need to watch your tongue.. and the time too, I told you to meet outside the Archives nearly two bells ago!" He'd forgotten about that. Or half-forgotten; he had absolutely no wish or intention to wake while Leth was still high in the sky, only to read.. ugh, books. At least the Hall of Robes in Nyka had shown some interesting pages to study. All it'd taken was one bell of scanning through the books in the Archives to learn that there was absolutely nothing interesting stored in those heavy books. No matter how Ser Iros had always tried to convince him that, perhaps, it would take more than a bell of blindly scanning the covers of the books on the bottom shelves and spending nearly half a bell sleeping to know these things.. but Arch begged to differ.
"And besides, I thought you were dead. Since when do you sleep without closing your eyelids.. or breathing?!"No, he was certain now. Ser Iros' idiocy truly knew no bounds.
"The reason I don't sleep with my eyes closed is because I don't have eyelids!" he whispered back with an exasperated tone.
"Or lungs." The recoil he got physically tore the little squirrel-shaped clay statue out of the warm embrace of his tiny bed and nearly off the edge altogether.
"Ugh.. fine. Since you're so eager to go sit in a corner and bury yourself in books on ancient bodybuilding techniques, let's go already."".. Actually, about that. I've been called in to help package and store the last remainder of crop surplus gathered from last season, before the first snows fall and turn it any worse." Oh sweet Sylir, he didn't mean...
"Which means you'll be doing your studying by yourself today. I've already made a list of books I'd like you to read and report to me on by tomorrow. Happy reading!"A couple of bells and a lengthly talk with Ser Otryn later, here he was. The Archives. Most of the information he was intent on reading about was restricted to only the rank of knight.. and he had a feeling that no matter of persuasion was going to make Ser Otryn change his mind on this.
Best to just get this over with. Although, perhaps Ser Iros hadn't thought his plan through. Most of the books, as it turned out, were on the higher shelves. Of course he could climb up to meet most of them, grappling onto spines and bookshelves. But once he was up there.. how was he supposed to pull out a book so thick, tall and heavy without damaging himself, the book, or more likely both?
There was only one book he needed that he could actually reach, possibly even read.. if it wasn't for some guy taking a nap and drooling all over the pages. Judging by the lack of insignia on his breast, likely a squire too. He climbed up the legs and slid over the edge of the seat, hopping up onto the table.. where he could give a firm kick to the other squire's cheek.
"Mind moving your head there?"