Konrad's biggest problem wasn't the pain, obviously and thanks to the Slammer, it was the fact that he was still becoming a sodding sieve. Bloody was pumping out his leg and he was vaguely aware of the warmth, trickling down to fill his boots. He couldn't put any weight on his leg, down to one knee and his kukri, waiting for the boy to get closer-
-and then a blue the size of a donkey slammed the kid into the wall, the two of them grappling and tussling and Konrad stared with Temper-shrouded eyes, wondering what the petch he'd done that Blue Boy would want to help him.
Fuck it, ask later, he thought, managing to bully his body to both feet and waiting for the boy to show him his back. A tick, that's all he'd need. Just long enough for to split his skull open-
Three bodies dropped from the roof. Two of them leveled crossbows. For a long, frozen and oddly comical moment, the roomful of men determined to butcher each other just stared. Konrad looked from face to face and actually spent a tick trying to work out a lie.
Like what? What would work right now? Who would even try to-
"No, shoot him. We are with you guys."
There was a small sound in that tense little room, audible over their panting and the din outside. It was Konrad's jaw clicking open as the Akalak actually tried to bullshit the Birth. The boy was firing back, though, talking back and showing a lot of spine. The reinforcements were wavering between the two, probably deciding if they could get away with just killing all three and calling it a day.
Konrad closed his mouth and wet his lips. If he was quick, he could... petch it, go out swinging, he supposed. The Akalak would help, soak up omne of those bolts, but with a petched leg and a bad arm and outnumbered, he didn't know how else it would end.
Then the boy asked the Million-Miza question, and Konrad almost winced. Well, it was a good lie while it lasted... no, in fact it was a fucking horrific story that a blind man could have seen through, but hey, it's the thought that counts, right?
Konrad fixed his hat firm on his skull and got ready for the last leap of his life. He was determined to make it.
The Akalak had other ideas.
In a tick the boy was pushed in the firing line, and Konrad felt a hand the size of a ham clamp around his wrist just as the strings twanged and the bolts were loosed-
-and the boy screamed like a woman as they slammed into his chest. Konrad's sneer smeared across his lips and he felt himself yanked up like a doll by the huge man, and what the petch was he planning to-
"N, no, no no nonononono-SHYYYYYYYYKE!"
Gravity became a memory to Konrad. The street, the houses, the shops, the brawling morass beneath them, they were all just blurs as his arms flailed uselessly. The only constant was the blue smudge that had heaved him out the window behind him, and the last thing he saw was a confused face poke out the window to watch him land.
The bad news was, it jostled around that bolt in his leg like a bugger. But on the plus side, he landed on the Akalak.
"Oh... fuckin'... urgh..."
Konrad was sure he had more, but even cursing was too much of an effort. He rolled off the Akalak and tried to force some air back into his lungs. He was staring up at the sky and all around the corners of his eyes, he could see and hear warring figures.
Bugger this, some bitter voice shouting from way inside his head. Not dyin' on my fucking back in the middle of-
"RAAAAAAAH!"
A Birth foot soldier was suddenly standing over him, blocking the light apart from where his sword flashed and gleamed, as he reversed its grip and-
"F-Fuck-!"
Konrad twisted to the side and the vertical stab that would have skewered him clanged onto the cobbles instead. His body was working without him again, the legacy of thousand bar brawls and street battles. He swung his elbow out and knocked the sword away from him, knocking the helmeted figure off-balance-
-giving him an opening to kick up between the bastard's legs. Honestly. You never straddle the man you're going to kill. Because the first thing he's gonna do is-
The man's knees knocked together as Konrad's drug-assisted shin hammered up into his soft parts. He toppled, tumbled, coughing and sputtering but his hands were quickly working, gouging at Konrad's face-
-as the scarred and growling man bit down hard and felt two finger chomped clear in his mouth. The soldier reared back and Konrad flung his arm out, finding his kukri as the Birth soldier stared at the stump of his fingers-
-swung up with the curved blade and buried it in the bastard's throat.
More blood. Gods, he was never getting this fucking coat clean.
And it wasn't all his belonging to his enemies, either. He kicked the man off him and tried to walk, but... oh, right, crossbow bolt in his leg. Larger hole, thanks to his landing. His arm was starting to go the same way as his leg, too. Not just numb and immune to pain, but not responding to his commands.
"Fuck it," he snarled to himself, riding out the Slammer like his was damn well meant to, getting to his feet shakily. "Ain't dead yet."
The Akalak was still getting up, and Konrad saw, with his usual detached disinterest, one of the Sun's Birth troops that saw them land dart towards him with a mace raised high. Around them, the Daggers and Birth were still butchering each other, but the armored and uniformed counterfeit Knights were breaking. Clump by clump, man by man, they were retreating, not wiling to face the onslaught.
The fight was above them now, too. The roofs and upper windows were scenes of brutal, close-quarter, smell-range fighting as the Daggerhands swarmed upwards to rid the Sun's Birth of their crossbowmen and archers.
The battle was nearly won. The Birth were done, for now. He didn't need to kep the Akalak alive. But...
... ah, fuck's sake.
Konrad hated debts. Especially when they prompted him to tackle the mace-wielding soldier away from the Akalak, just before the skull-shattering blow landed.
-and then a blue the size of a donkey slammed the kid into the wall, the two of them grappling and tussling and Konrad stared with Temper-shrouded eyes, wondering what the petch he'd done that Blue Boy would want to help him.
Fuck it, ask later, he thought, managing to bully his body to both feet and waiting for the boy to show him his back. A tick, that's all he'd need. Just long enough for to split his skull open-
Three bodies dropped from the roof. Two of them leveled crossbows. For a long, frozen and oddly comical moment, the roomful of men determined to butcher each other just stared. Konrad looked from face to face and actually spent a tick trying to work out a lie.
Like what? What would work right now? Who would even try to-
"No, shoot him. We are with you guys."
There was a small sound in that tense little room, audible over their panting and the din outside. It was Konrad's jaw clicking open as the Akalak actually tried to bullshit the Birth. The boy was firing back, though, talking back and showing a lot of spine. The reinforcements were wavering between the two, probably deciding if they could get away with just killing all three and calling it a day.
Konrad closed his mouth and wet his lips. If he was quick, he could... petch it, go out swinging, he supposed. The Akalak would help, soak up omne of those bolts, but with a petched leg and a bad arm and outnumbered, he didn't know how else it would end.
Then the boy asked the Million-Miza question, and Konrad almost winced. Well, it was a good lie while it lasted... no, in fact it was a fucking horrific story that a blind man could have seen through, but hey, it's the thought that counts, right?
Konrad fixed his hat firm on his skull and got ready for the last leap of his life. He was determined to make it.
The Akalak had other ideas.
In a tick the boy was pushed in the firing line, and Konrad felt a hand the size of a ham clamp around his wrist just as the strings twanged and the bolts were loosed-
-and the boy screamed like a woman as they slammed into his chest. Konrad's sneer smeared across his lips and he felt himself yanked up like a doll by the huge man, and what the petch was he planning to-
"N, no, no no nonononono-SHYYYYYYYYKE!"
Gravity became a memory to Konrad. The street, the houses, the shops, the brawling morass beneath them, they were all just blurs as his arms flailed uselessly. The only constant was the blue smudge that had heaved him out the window behind him, and the last thing he saw was a confused face poke out the window to watch him land.
The bad news was, it jostled around that bolt in his leg like a bugger. But on the plus side, he landed on the Akalak.
"Oh... fuckin'... urgh..."
Konrad was sure he had more, but even cursing was too much of an effort. He rolled off the Akalak and tried to force some air back into his lungs. He was staring up at the sky and all around the corners of his eyes, he could see and hear warring figures.
Bugger this, some bitter voice shouting from way inside his head. Not dyin' on my fucking back in the middle of-
"RAAAAAAAH!"
A Birth foot soldier was suddenly standing over him, blocking the light apart from where his sword flashed and gleamed, as he reversed its grip and-
"F-Fuck-!"
Konrad twisted to the side and the vertical stab that would have skewered him clanged onto the cobbles instead. His body was working without him again, the legacy of thousand bar brawls and street battles. He swung his elbow out and knocked the sword away from him, knocking the helmeted figure off-balance-
-giving him an opening to kick up between the bastard's legs. Honestly. You never straddle the man you're going to kill. Because the first thing he's gonna do is-
The man's knees knocked together as Konrad's drug-assisted shin hammered up into his soft parts. He toppled, tumbled, coughing and sputtering but his hands were quickly working, gouging at Konrad's face-
-as the scarred and growling man bit down hard and felt two finger chomped clear in his mouth. The soldier reared back and Konrad flung his arm out, finding his kukri as the Birth soldier stared at the stump of his fingers-
-swung up with the curved blade and buried it in the bastard's throat.
More blood. Gods, he was never getting this fucking coat clean.
And it wasn't all his belonging to his enemies, either. He kicked the man off him and tried to walk, but... oh, right, crossbow bolt in his leg. Larger hole, thanks to his landing. His arm was starting to go the same way as his leg, too. Not just numb and immune to pain, but not responding to his commands.
"Fuck it," he snarled to himself, riding out the Slammer like his was damn well meant to, getting to his feet shakily. "Ain't dead yet."
The Akalak was still getting up, and Konrad saw, with his usual detached disinterest, one of the Sun's Birth troops that saw them land dart towards him with a mace raised high. Around them, the Daggers and Birth were still butchering each other, but the armored and uniformed counterfeit Knights were breaking. Clump by clump, man by man, they were retreating, not wiling to face the onslaught.
The fight was above them now, too. The roofs and upper windows were scenes of brutal, close-quarter, smell-range fighting as the Daggerhands swarmed upwards to rid the Sun's Birth of their crossbowmen and archers.
The battle was nearly won. The Birth were done, for now. He didn't need to kep the Akalak alive. But...
... ah, fuck's sake.
Konrad hated debts. Especially when they prompted him to tackle the mace-wielding soldier away from the Akalak, just before the skull-shattering blow landed.