That moment, Konrad would have given an awful lot to have been able to hate that fucking freak with the horns. Unfortunately for him, his soul wasn't quite following his mind's instructions.
And since when did you think about your petching soul?!
The voice came from Fangor, of course, echoed and championed in tone by the bloody survivors around him. Konrad counted them in a flash. Four out of the ten sellswords they'd taken with them. Fucking pretenders to Knightdom the guards may have been, armor and desperation are effective partners in a fight. But Konrad didn't their losses would be that bad...
... and now, it may work in your favor. Once they see her, they may try to take her. Three Eyes is here. Little runt shyke always survives. He'll back you. The Younger, maybe. You three could end Fangor and the others, then you could-
"Venger?! Cheva's Cunt, man, are you wounded or something?!"
Konrad snapped back to the present with a rush of breath through his nostrils and a quick shake of his head. Fangor and the rest were half-watching, half-leering at him. The line of trembling, bloodied, sobbing figures on their knees didn't do either. They stared at the ground and Konrad likewise ignored them, the same way another would ignore a quiet parcel of sheep.
"Aye," he said, showing his blood-soaked jacket sleeve. "Bastard got past me."
"Gettin' old."
"Fuck you, Eyes."
"Fuck both of you," Fangor said with a laugh that shook his guts and his shoulders and rolled out of his mouth like mirthful thunder. "But less for you, Venger. Take a looksie..."
The slaver spread his arms like a man displaying his wares, and now Konrad took a moment to survey the spoils of his plan. Eight survivors were on the ground. Five women. Two men. One child. Konrad stepped closer and the trembling mass hugged his mother closely, protectively... and he frowned when the woman seemed to scold him under her breath, voice harsh and chiding.
Something of Konrad's old nature arose as he regarded the group. Already iron was gleaming dully on their wrists. They knew what the price of this was, and Konrad could tell...
"Fine haul, eh?"
"Ah, you'd think," Fangor said with a sigh, scratching his beard and flicking out... yes, that was a tooth. "But after the seven we take to replace the ones we've lost, there's still-"
"Nine."
"What? Can you not-"
"There's one more," Konrad said, and now he had to turn "it" on. He'd done so when that carter and those two foolish slaves tried to conspire for their freedom. Even before that, all those times when his brain had dragged him out of problems his fists and his blades had created. But this was... different. Bigger. Deeper. "Real beauty. Havin' a petching bath, if you can believe it. I'm guessin' that her? Worth a shyke-load. Perfect body-"
"Yeah-yeah-yeah," Fangor said, smile wide but eyes mocking, seeing through Konrad's patter like a parent talking to a sweet-talking child. "An' that's the end you want outta this, eh?"
"Tell me true, Fangor," Konrad said, spreading both his arms, a man with nothing to hide and a born liar, at the same time. "Would we be here without me convincin' youse?"
It was working. He could see it. Fangor knew the game, knew what he was playing at, but the truth mattered, even amongst sellswords. You pulled your weight and proved you could make money, that meant you were entitled to the spoils. Instead of rolling into Kenash several slaves light and disappointing whatever Brotherhood stooge from Sunberth waiting for them, Fangor would roll in with more cargo than expected, as well as a couple of especial specimens for the Auction House.
You won't get exactly what you want, but you'll get... some kind of preference. Something you can work with. It's either that or-
"Fuck me, look whut we foun'!"
Konrad's facade shattered before he even turned, even knew. What else could it be? He knew the hard voice; one of the sellswords, some Benshire half-breed whose name he never got. His head snapped around and there was another, too. Six had lived, not four. Two had gone roaming, scouring the debris and the devastation for whatever they'd missed... and they'd found a bathtub.
He forced himself to remain stoic. Not shocked. Not stunned. Not... saddened? Gods, was that even a word he would use, would recognize? He fell back on those he did. Angered. Annoyed. Frustrated. He ground his teeth beyond his misshapen lips and whipped his mind into higher function, quicker resolution, as he-
-and Fangor-
-and all-
-saw the slumped, shuddering creature with gorgeous horns like trapped aurora borealis spiraling from her head, shaking and wincing as waves of unblemished lust ripped into her from the men gripping her arms-
"Ivak's Teeth," Fangor muttered, face and jaw as slack as a Myrian in the presence of the Goddess-Queen Herself. "It's a sodding Ethaefal..."