
So he wasn't surprised when the man just stared blankly for a few ticks, still holding the dripping organ, and did what most men do when they don't get the joke.
They take the words literally.
"Is drought." He said, as if he'd been asked a direct question. "Few animal. Bad hunt. Not many animal, so man not give you heart." He shrugged, snorting as if amazed the woman would be thinking about her sodding love life at a time like this. "And not make for offer, if take back."
"Aye, and speaking of which..."
Sedon was tact itself as he relieved the woman of her valve-filled object of study. And that's just what she did, as Konrad expected. She truly was amazed with it, like some scholar that's searched and searched and finally found a buried treasure in a forgotten field. She poked and prodded, twisted and turned, even held it above her head so it dripped on her tanned face.
Didn't even flinch. Bloody odd.
"Now!" He almost marked the words, snapping himself out of his reverie and standing up with a grunt. Old damn bones. "Last part needs big thing."
The boy cocked his head to one side. "What big thing?"
Konrad pointed over his shoulder, at the noise of shuffling men behind him.
"That thing."
Asher cooed like a boy given a new pony as he saw the two Drykas heaving out the long, double-handled saw. Konrad would have guessed it was made for cutting up tree trunks, but it was a lot easier than axes and saws and swords when it came to carcasses, too. Went through bone like twigs. He leaned forward and-
"Ow!"
The boy rubbed the back of his head and turned to see Konrad pointing at the rope around the pig's back legs.
"You, me, mother, pull pig up high-" he pointed to the wooden frame surrounding the pig, and mimed yanking on the rope until the pig was upright and vertical "-then tie up, and saw goes in top and they-"
Sedon winced as a sound like bricks being violated came out of Hansel's mouth; a hideous, wet grinding sound that went with his motions of sawing. But Asher was, as has been stated, a child. And a boy. And considering his mother, it was only logical that his response was a starr-eyed, "Wow!"
"Weird little turd."
"What was that?"
"Nothing. Come," he nodded to Tati as well, silently directing her to the rope along with her scampering son. "Start to pull."