by Nidassasyae on April 2nd, 2011, 1:50 pm
(21:45:21) Lesserage: ... I had the most humorous idea.
(21:45:27) Lesserage: A Myrian Merchant.
(21:45:34) Lesserage: Would you even buy anything from one?
(21:45:51) Nidassasyae_Iskedarst: Your merchant should specialize in mystery meat
(21:45:51) Markus_Andres: I wouldn't buy meat from one
(21:46:06) Lesserage: "Mystery Meat of the day. I guarantee it's not human."
(21:46:09) Lesserage: "... This smells like fish."
(21:46:14) Lesserage: "Finest catch from the northern bays!"
(21:46:19) Lesserage: "... The skin has breathing pores on it."
(21:46:19) Nidassasyae_Iskedarst: Charoda! Yummy!
(21:46:23) Lesserage: "Stop thinking and buy, sir."
(21:46:31) Nidassasyae_Iskedarst: I'd buy that
(21:46:36) Lesserage: "There's a golden ring on what looks suspiciously like a finger."
(21:46:51) Lesserage: "Just a bit of accesory on their meals, sir, you know how the nobles are."
(21:46:57) Markus_Andres: Oooh, a golden ring, you can sell that and get some of the money back
(21:47:06) Lesserage: "It says 'forever and always, my love'."
(21:47:15) Lesserage: "Oh you know, romantic nobles, heh."
(21:47:23) Lesserage: "... They romanced their fish?"
(21:47:25) Nidassasyae_Iskedarst: LOL
(21:47:30) Lesserage: "Too many questions! TOO MANY QUESTIONS! CHOPPING BOARD FOR YOU SIR!"
(21:47:32) Lesserage: "What the f-"
(21:47:36) Lesserage: -next customer-
(21:47:41) Lesserage: "Mystery meat of the day, sir. Fresh!"