Zach the Red / Redbeard
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by Leviathan on May 5th, 2011, 8:03 pm
Zach the Red / Redbeard
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Bad News Everybody. School is picking up, Exams are beginning to happen, homework is growing time consuming, I may soon be evicted from my apartment, I'm dealing with severe and physical fights among several of my best friends, and I can't seem to find a time to get much needed sleep. I'm terribly sorry, but don't expect to see much of me for a long while. |
by Aidara on May 5th, 2011, 8:20 pm
by Kelpie on May 5th, 2011, 9:02 pm
Paola Martinez Caballero "Queen of Procrastination" Basics
Nicknames: Pao, Kelpie, Ketten, Paopao, Maopie, Poobear, Paobby, Maola, Panda, etc. Birthday: Sept. 6, 1991 Race: Puertorican (Taíno, Spanish, Chinese, German) Height: 5'5" Weight: 135lbs Location: San Francisco, California Character Concept
Pao's favorite food is pollo guisao. She loves anything with pickles and acai, and her favorite color is olive green. History
Then she went to college. Languages
Skill List
Swearing: 65 Drawing: 45 Intimidation: 40 Gamer Reflexes: 26 Cat Raising: 15 Rhetoric: 5 Organization: 1 Cooking: -10 Lore:
EPP: Emoticon abuse Staring at naked people Sleeping too much Scaring people Sounding like a valley girl Being a health nut California geography Racially ambiguous Being mistaken for italian And brazilian And british (?) Addiction to games Ledger:
(Effectively poor. Yay college!) |
by Julian on May 5th, 2011, 10:00 pm
Crow Basic Information Name: Megan "Crow" Jolly Race: Human (Euro-American mutt) Gender: Female Height: 5'2 Weight: 110lbs Birthday: Winter, Jan 24th, 1986 AD (Aged 25 yrs.) As she appears: Crow is relatively short for a human female, coupled with a slight build and very fair skin. Though she was a sunkissed Californian in a previous life, in her adulthood, she is not prone to tanning and is so pale she actually glows under a black light [citation needed]. Her hair is constantly changing color and styles, very likely as a way to make up for a distinct lack of personality and candor. As she seems: Despite her outwardly cold demeanor, Crow enjoys talking to others and meeting new people. She values honesty above all other things, and believes in being true to oneself and to others. This can sometimes be irksome when she is in the company of people who like to exaggerate and embellish, as she finds it very difficult not to call them on their BS. Since youth, Crow has pretended to be a boy, and sometimes wished to be. One hypothesis is that this could be attributed to an absentee father, but more likely it has something to do with eating too much snow at a very young age. Now as an amateur writer, Crow retains a preference for writing male characters to act out old childhood fantasies of being a dashing hero or a dastardly villain. Along with writing, Crow is also an avid fan of art and all forms of creative expression. Though she has given up on it several times, Crow loves to draw. Another of her lesser known passions is animals. She could talk all day about the weta, a New Zealand cricket that freezes itself solid in the winter, or the hoatzin, an extant South American bird that, when young, has claws on its wings that it uses to climb trees. She is a champion for underdog and misunderstood animals, but loves all animal life in general. Except ants. Those things are demonic. Working a physically strenuous job, Crow has some muscle tone she is a little proud of. Likes: Art, stories, animals, effeminate men, masculine women, trying new things, talking about herself, videogames, yogurt. Dislikes: Small talk, arrogance, ants, sauerkraut, one of her roommates, driving during rush hour, riding with people who are driving during rush hour. The life she's led: Crow was born Megan, in San Diego California. She moved to Japan at the age of 5, then to Oklahoma at age 6. At age 9, she then moved to Minnesota where she spent the remainder of her childhood (except for one year in Maryland). She grew up around a large family very ingratiated into American midwestern culture, which was something she could never quite adopt as her own. At age 24, Crow picked up everything she owned and moved west to Oregon to establish her own identity separate from her redneck family's. She changed her name from Megan as a way to finalize this transition (choosing the name "crow" for several personal reasons, one of them being that she absolutely loves corvids even though the name is totally uncreative and goth sounding). Now living in Eugene, a town full of hippies and stoners, she has come to appreciate an entirely new lifestyle in a strange new state. The winters here are much kinder, and she doesn't mind the rain. Languages: - American English (Fluent) - Latin American Spanish (Basic) Skill List Drawing: (some highish number?) Writing: (another number I'm too modest to guess at) Alienating others: 40 Navigating Online Communities: 20 Laziness: 90 Driving: 65 Posing in the mirror: 49 Flexing in the mirror: 15 Unarmed Combat: 1 Arm Wrestling (male): 1 Arm Wrestling (female): 20 Herpetology: 35 Cat Husbandry: 40 Making up Skills: <1 Lores: Moving Across the Country by Oneself Surviving against the odds (From 'That Darned Ruptured Appendix') Diagnosed with Epilepsy Not Trusting Diagnoses Native West Coaster Navy Daughter Pretending How to be Male Internet Addiction Ultimate Metabolism (From 'I Can Eat Anything in Any Amount') Knowing a Licensed Cosmetologist (From 'Free Hair Care!') Ledger: Eh. |
by Ulric on May 5th, 2011, 10:12 pm
Kenan Brancato Newman Nicknames: Nen Booman, Karl Swanson, Beno, Ulric Birthday: July 15, 1988 Race: Mixed (Italian, German, British) Height: 5’7 Weight: 152 lbs Location: Hebron, Connecticut Appearance Kenan isn’t quite average height, an abnormality that is responsible for his significant rage issues. He has a somewhat muscular physique with abs that he likes to display as often as possible without coming off as a complete douche. His eyes are dark, as is his hair, except for a natural blonde patch in the middle of his head. He has scars on his right cheek and lower abdomen, and knees that have been described as unusually large. Personality Never one to go with the flow, Kenan is an object of mystery and lust for hordes of sadly misinformed ladies. He is an incredibly nice person, although he seldom makes the effort. He tries to shirk responsibility, while subjecting others to his somewhat warped sense of humor, which includes referring to defunct and/or opaque media, twisting wordings, and envisioning highly disturbing scenes that he tries to describe in painstaking detail. Many of them involve feather dusters. He suffers from mild swings in mood, which tend to involve dim lighting, sub-standard food, and inane chatter. Because of his constant, non-sex-specific flirting, timid advances, and popularity among lesbians and the elderly, he is falsely assumed a homosexual. Kenan is an avid runner, boxing aficionado, and film buff, who can be a smartass and a snobbish bastard if he disagrees with your opinions. Having matured in recent years, he has become infinitely more palatable. History Kenan was born in a small city, and was almost immediately moved to the country before he could turn to street drugs. He managed to gain his parents’ disfavor even before the start, having first refused to leave the womb, and then, once out, being diagnosed with an immature stomach valve that made him puke up most of his meals for the next year. Needless to say, his parents were annoyed Kenan suspects they employed his older, then-chubby sister to squash him to death. They also put blankets over his head, finding that he went to sleep quicker when deprived of oxygen. However, Kenan survived these unorthodox parenting methods. He spent most of his early childhood running around outside, excavating a succession of increasingly ambitious holes and tunnels while smacking the shit out of everything with stick he found in the poison-ivy infested woods. Partway into his schooling, Kenan discovered a passion for competitive reading. He shattered the third grade’s reading record, continuing his dominance through the fourth and fifth grades, when he stopped giving so much of a shit and led his little league team to a championship. However, as the heady days of Windows 95 yielded to the mastery of Windows 98 and Xp, he developed into a gaming zealot – a phase that lasted until the fall of 2004, when he abruptly declared, “I should probably study.” Inexplicably, he liked it, transforming from slacker to prized pupil just in time for college applications. College was a very enlightening time for young, naive Kenan. His relationships with women, once fraught with peril and doubt, grew stronger, until he became the center of some bizarre love polygon where ended up picking the wrong girl. This led to a long, tumultuous relationship that ended very badly. Kenan no longer likes relationships. His studies in economics, womens’ issues, and sociology, along with a growing desire to see the world, led him to India. Nominally studying at the University of Hyderabad, he traveled to such places as Delhi, Agra, Bombay, Jaipur, Kochi, Trivandrum, Mysore, Goa, and Aurangabad, while learning the finer arts of haggling, coping without toilet paper, being a sahib, surviving 12-hour treks and bus rides in 110 degree heat, and interacting with people without sharing a language. He now regrets the reduced purchasing powers of his dollar, which used to buy him an entire meal, but takes solace in the fact that he can call you a Mango Thief in Urdu. Returning to the college, he discovered that he didn’t want to be an economist any longer, finished his degree, found God, and enlisted in the Air Force so he can hang around with a bunch of dudes. Lores Being mistaken for a black man on the phone Being mistaken for a homosexual Pretending to be a homosexual Awktardness Gary Coleman impressions Public nudity (alcohol induced) Stripping for money Rickshaw pimp Knee injuries Running from rabid guinea fowl Drug smuggling (inadvertent) What not to say to women (basic) Winning over the parents Manipulation (advanced) Inadvertently insulting dead ancestors Wearing sweater vests like a champ Making out with lesbians (basic) Baking cakes in the shape of genitalia Nocturnal prowling Excess consumption of lentils Having one nut, but not caring Pyschic phone dialing Rocking short shorts Setting a crepe on fire Languages English, fluent Spanish, broken, fading Urdu, useless Skills Cooking: 7 Baking: 2 Driving: 26 Making faces: 78 Narcissism: 55 Kayak: 20 Swimming: 1 Life jackets: 50 Economics: 25 Running: 36 Sense: 14 Ledger: Probably more than he deserves. |
by Julian on May 5th, 2011, 10:29 pm
by Isette on May 6th, 2011, 9:02 am
Katt Anomia We’ll make a star out of you yet.
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