The Tarot Joke Thread

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Re: The Tarot Joke Thread

Postby Jaquise Emittere on February 25th, 2010, 7:21 pm

Tarot knows where Carmen Sandiego is
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Re: The Tarot Joke Thread

Postby Ashivirsthargon on February 25th, 2010, 7:50 pm

When Tarot mentions Candlejack, he doesn't ge
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Re: The Tarot Joke Thread

Postby Kadurro on February 25th, 2010, 7:58 pm

When Tarot gets a broken leg, he walks it off.
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Re: The Tarot Joke Thread

Postby Colombina on February 25th, 2010, 8:29 pm

If Tarot just looks at a Konti, all her children will be Tarot clones.

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Re: The Tarot Joke Thread

Postby Jaquise Emittere on February 25th, 2010, 8:40 pm

Only three things can survive a nuclear war. Cockroaches, Twinkies, and tarot
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Re: The Tarot Joke Thread

Postby Satu on February 25th, 2010, 9:01 pm

[quote="Colombina"]If Tarot just looks at a Konti, all her children will be Tarot clones.

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Re: The Tarot Joke Thread

Postby Jaquise Emittere on February 25th, 2010, 9:07 pm

When the mods ranked the gods they based it all off of Tarot, with rank 1 being a rank below his.
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Re: The Tarot Joke Thread

Postby Strider on February 25th, 2010, 10:53 pm

They say, that he knows nothing about ducks, and that he is illegal in nineteen states. He's our tame software specialist, the Tarot!
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Re: The Tarot Joke Thread

Postby Gromhir on February 27th, 2010, 5:35 pm

Tarot doesn't read books. One glance and book gives him the information he needs.
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Re: The Tarot Joke Thread

Postby Aksia Carataqua on February 28th, 2010, 3:57 am

There is no such thing as global warming, Tarot was cold, so he turned the sun up.. :)
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