
Alas! Poor Bob himself could not swim and if he could not, why should he expect right away that another person could? Especially weak and frail little girls. They should just stay at home playing with their dolls or reading books instead of romancing about wild adventures or worse...actually going on some of their own. Worse still is if they dragged him along with them. Whoever said that a child's imagination is in the mind? All those monsters and villains? Bob has already experienced them for real and those would haunt him for the rest of his life or until something even scarier pops up. Like a zith! But that one was told to him by his uncle to force him to be good. You can never trust grown ups with all their ulterior motives.
Bob finished one more sip before replying
"yet..." That was just the sort of word people would use when they expect something to happen to them. Thinking that should be reason enough for people to not sit on the docks but everyone would have to find out their own way. Hopefully for her it won't be a wet and airless death. If it did happen on the docks, surely one of the tough dockhands will jump down to save her after a little screaming by Bob. He cannot be expected to jump in because...he...had a mug of kelp beer in his hands. It would be pollution and a waste. No, that is not a poor excuse to avoid explaining that he cannot swim.
It was probably a bad idea for anyone to drink but then Bob being loopy could only be an improvement. No one should expect an intelligent argument from Bob unless it came out by accident.
"And my uncle always said I would get eaten by a zith if I was a bad boy" he announced spreading out his arms to display his whole body.
"As you can see I am still right here" taking a quick bow before continuing on about why
"you should not trust the adults with anything they say" because the only thing anyone can get from it is a shattered life once the deceit comes to light.
The docks is never the place for young girls.
"Only people with a strong body and strong arms to match would normally work around here. Wouldn't it be better to write and draw in a place like the university?" She might not be able to enter because of her age but it was only a suggestion.
"This place stinks of sweat and salt,
For once I'd say its not my fault,
But here I'll give some free advice,
Staying safe is always nice."It might have been because Bob was feeling equally inspired because of the girl's innocence and honesty or as she said the kelp beer has just made him pretty loopy. But it still got the message across. The docks was not really a nice place to be and she really should go somewhere else before things go seriously wrong like they always do.
