Diet Is Die With A T A record player, spat out the tunes of an old Jazz band. The tune covered the lonely, quiet within the house. A large spectre moved cheerfully through the furnished, empty of life, house. Marry Ann was a heavy set, shut in. She left her home rarely, most the time only to refill the refrigerator. Perhaps rarely isn’t the best word in that case. Marry danced through the hallway and into her spacious kitchen. As she past the refrigerator, her hazel eyes looked over the collage of negative buttons. Fatties never get laid, Food makes you unattractive, Don’t eat now eat later, even the refrigerator was marked and manufactured by a strange company, A Better Life Corporation.
Marry reached for the chromed, metal faucet and began to fill up a small jug of water. She hummed to the jaunty tune, one of her favorite records, and moved to the living room.
She began to water the numerous plants that decorated her little dug out of a home, “Here you go my babies, eat up.”
Marry knew, or at least believed that if you talked to your plants, they grew healthier. Marry continued to walk around the living room before she made her way back to the kitchen.
“That’s it babies eat up, like mama’s bout to.” She giggled and made a dash for the refrigerator.
Not even a center football player could stop the hungry gal. When she opened the refrigerator, she was greeted by the usual voice, “You’re a fat fuck!”
Another gift from the Better Life Corporation, one of the many tactics used as a revolutionary diet plan. Marry paid the voice with its tone that demeaned, and grabbed a large slice of cake. There was a fully roasted roast ready to be eaten, as well as some jello and other snacks of all sorts. She brought the plate of sweets over to a table, after she stopped off by the pantry to grab a bag of chips. An alarm sounded, a small beep, but enough to make Marry scurry over to the table. She scootched the discarded wrappers of chips and cookies past onto the floor, to make way for the new bits of snacks of course. A phone with its tan chords decorated the messy table, along with crumbs and the day’s newspaper.
She reached for the wireless headset and put it to her ear. She clicked a button and the dial tone rang in her ear. “Hello, my name is Frick and thank you for calling a Better Life, how may I assist you?”
“He girl, its Marry.”
“Hey, girl you calling to get plugged in?” Marry picked up the cake by her fingers and took a small bite.
“Yes mam,” She swallowed, “I’m ready to take calls.”
“Okay sweetie, one second.” Marry took another bite from her cake as a dial tone, again, greeted her ear.
Her eyes wandered over the table and noticed a familiar ad, “Do you find yourself alone? Are you constantly the butt end of jokes because of your size? Are you tired of people in gyms as they look down at you because you are so fat? Well the answers to your problems is with...”
“Hello?”
“Hello and good morning. My name is Marry and I represent the company, Better Life. I’m calling today to ask a few questions?”
“Okay?”
“Do you wish your body was a bit better in looks? My company has the solution to your problems. Better Life is a revolutionary weight loss system that will guarantee result.” Marry had a delightful smile plastered on her face.
It was the only way to sound chipper about her sales pitch, “Mam are you still there?”
The phone line was indeed dead. Merry clicked off her connection and released it. She was surprised when a voice greeted her, “Hello, Merry.”
Merry looked confused for a moment before she took another bite of cake. She wiped her face of the crumbs, “Is this Marty from Boston?”
“I’m calling to inform you that you’ve been selected as a prime test subject for a brand new diet program. We took the liberty of sending you a free sample of our product.”
“How did you find my address?” Marry walked to each of the windows and looked out.
It was a secluded house away from civilization, Marry valued her privacy, the ridicule and looks of people as they judged her drove her away and into a shut in lifestyle.
“We sense your concern Merry, but we feel you’d be the best candidate to test this product out.”
Merry checked the front door window and didn’t notice anything out of the usual. “That is all well and good sir, who did you say this company was again?”
Merry began to walk away from the front door, “Thank you for participating Marry.”
The line died just before a knock at the door. It startled her as she turned back to the door. She stared at it, as if she expected an invitation, or perhaps it was shock. She unlocked the latch, then the other and once more another latch before she twisted the handle, that lock of course popped out as well. She pulled open the door and found her stoop to be unoccupied. It surprised her, the knock had only been seconds before she opened her door. She looked down at her gate, which seemed to not have been disturbed. Her eyes traveled to the neglected and brown shrubs before she looked down at the cracked concrete. She found a small package at her door, it intrigued her as she picked it up. She jumped again when the noise of the dial tone buzzed in her ear once more. She chuckled at herself and waited for the person on the other end to pick up, she was on the clock after all.
Marry had set the package on the table, next to the several bags of chips and cookies that had accumulated around her nest. It had been a long day of pitches and hang ups, just another day really. When the tone chimed in her ear, it signaled her last call and was able to hang up. The line went dead again and Marry relaxed back in her chair. She eyed the package and picked it up. She inspected it, it had no return address in fact the label was quite plain. On the center of the label was her address and name. Her eyes traveled down below the post code and noted a small message hand written with scratchy letters, “The journey to a real happy life has begun.”
She chuckled to herself and opened the package. Her thick fingers tore open the thick paper lined with bubble wrap. She soon found the main contents of the package a small black box with gold letters inlaid into its surface. She found it was very fancy and wondered if the box cost more to manufacture then what was actually within the box. She opened the box and found a small hearing aid, it garnered a chuckle. A square of white paper offered very little assistance.
“Welcome to your first step to proven weight loss. Before each meal, slip this into your ear and you will soon be on your road to success.” Marry chuckled and set the shady ear piece back into the box.
The sun was still out, it was a short shift, Better Life Corporation would rather their employees live a better life. The phone rang and Marry stared at it, she never received phone calls before. Hesitantly, she answered the phone and slowly pressed the cool surface of the plastic against the side of her round face.
“Hello?”
“Marry?” The voice wasn’t the same as the strange phone call, instead it was vaguely familiar, “Marry this is Joe from senior year? We were best friends through high school!” The man on the other end chuckled.
Marry relaxed, “Hey Joe, glad to hear from you! How’d you find me?”
“Well I hope this doesn’t sound creepy but I asked the grocery lady, you know the checker that is older then both of us put together? Sheesh, I was surprised she still is able to run that small store. Listen I was in town for business, I was wondering if you’d like to come out for a bite to eat tonight?”
Marry frowned and looked worried, she remembered Joe clearly now. He was the toned, hot jock during high school. Joe and herself used to go steady back in high school, but the differences in college caused them to separate and slowly grow away from each other. Marry knew she didn’t look like she did back in high school.
“Umm, I don’t know its so short notice.”
“Thats okay, you don’t have to make yourself look beautiful. You already are. Listen, I’ll come by your place at eight. See you then.”
Marry sat in silent shock, her high school sweet heart wanted to take her out to eat. She moved faster then she had in ages as she dug through her clothes to find something to wear, that still fit her. Eight rolled around soon enough, to quick in Marry’s opinion, the knock at the door startled her. She walked to the front right before she checked herself in the mirror and made sure her makeup and hair was perfect. Her heart pounded in her chest, she was lucky to not have a heart attack.
Her meaty hands unlatched the first lock, then the other and further still one more, before she turned the handle and opened the door. She was shocked and slightly embarrassed when her eyes met with a perfect adonis. Joe seemed to not have lost his perfect body over the years, his face had matured perfectly, she felt out of place next to him.
“Marry!” Joe’s voice was loud and made Marry drop her head, “You look beautiful! Age has been good to you.”
Marry slowly lifted her head, a blush played across her face, “Thank you, I know you are just saying that.”
“No I mean it, you’re still as beautiful as ever! Jeez, I’m so lucky to have you accompany me tonight.” Joe’s tone sounded truly genuine and perhaps a bit seductive.
Joe placed an arm around Marry’s shoulder, which earned a small twitch, “Relax hon, you’re still my girl.” He teased and guided her out of the dark and into the dim light of the night.
“We’ll take my car, lets get going I’m quite hungry.” Joe patted his tummy and rubbed it some.
The ride to the restaurant was filled with idle chit chat, you know the type between long lost friends, or friends you haven’t seen in a long while. Joe surprised Marry when they pulled up to the most exclusive restaurant in town. It was very ritzy, which made Marry feel even more uncomfortable. But when Joe touched her, somehow she felt confidence run through her. Joe left the car with the valet and the two of them were guided to their seats. “Man I’m hungry, seems like a nice dive. Got a nice quiet table for the two of us.”
“You didn’t have to do this Joe,” Marry was quiet as she shipped her water, “I mean don’t get me wrong, its just, so sudden.”
Joe smirked and Marry’s eyes seemed to light up, “You’ve had this planned haven’t you?”
Joe continued to remain quiet as he sat back with that same warm smile, “You’re a jerk you know that?”
“Well at least this jerk knows how to treat a lady,” he winked and sat forward, “Besides, what better way to thank the most gorgeous girl in school for going steady with my jock ass.”
Marry blushed and seemed to glow, “You are perfect,” she muttered.
“I’m sorry what was that?” Joe grinned.
“I mean...in high school. You were a perfect guy for my sexy body.” Marry brightened up and smiled for the first time, genuinely.
Joe snickered and sat back before his eyes spied the wait staff with their meals. “Well, I think you are still perfect,” he paused and thanked the waiter as he delivered their meal, “even out of high school.” He winked.
Marry was on fire. Her face was flushed, and burned even more when she noted the amount of food in front of her compared to Joe. Regardless, she felt so good about herself she began to eat her meal. Her knife drove into the steak as she sliced off a sizable portion of the meat. She brought it to her mouth and began to eat. The piece of meat practically melted in her mouth like butter, it was beyond words to describe the taste. As she chewed her mind wandered to that strange call and package. She knew she had the ear piece in her pocket and when she took the time to look at the table and all the food, she decided to test out the strange device.
She reached into her pocket and skillfully slipped it into her ear, “Darned earring.”
Joe shrugged and smiled before he turned his attention back to his steak. Marry was about to do the same before slowly a sharp, quiet tone, began to fill her ear. She looked around to see if anyone else could hear it. As the tone began to grow louder, it also gained clarity. The sharp tones began to turn into a symphony of cries and blood muffled screams. The symphony of misery grew louder and louder as the screams went from all around her and localized to their plates. Marry stared at Joe’s steak as he brought his knife down to the steak.
Time seemed to slow as her eyes narrowed in on the sharp teeth that lined the edge of his knife. She watched as the knife dug into the flesh, which was accompanied by a small voice that yelled and protested, “You’re killing me! No!”
The screams continued as Joe brought the piece of meat to his mouth. Marry watched as Joe slid the meat, as it screamed and protested, off of his fork with his teeth and began to chew. The horrible sounds of bones as they were crushed, filled her ear along with the miserable, murderous, screams grew loud and quiet, loud and quiet with each chew. Mortified, Marry looked down at her plate and heard screams of protest come from her plate, “I’m already half dead! Finish me! Finish me please it hurts!”
Marry didn’t remember what happened next, but she found herself on the ground Joe by her side.
“Marry. Marry, are you alright?” Joe shook her body as she slowly began to open her eyes.
“Marry you awake?” “Sir is she alright?” “Yes, she just fainted.” Joe excused the server as the picked up the rest of the spilled food and plates off the floor.
Marry rolled onto her back, “What happened?”
“You fainted hon don’t worry about anything else. Are you okay though, that was a nasty fall.”
Marry sat up slowly, “Yes, yes I’m fine.” She looked at the table and noticed the fresh stains of red wine on the carpet.
She blushed and Joe looked concerned, “Don’t worry Marry, here let me help you up.”
Joe wrapped his arms around her and then aided her as they both stood up. Marry began to blush again as she noticed the other guests look at her in brief glances. Marry felt like she was about to cry of embarrassment, but Joe comforted her. Before she knew it, Joe had her out and into the cool night time air.
Joe drove Marry back to her house and guided her up the dark stoop and to her front door.
“Look I’m very--”
“If sorry is the next word that comes from your mouth I might have to flick your nose.” Joe said rather sternly, but kept that well mannered and whole hearted tone.
Joe’s foot brushed another package, “Oh seems you got mail. Seems like someone didn’t want to know who delivered it.” Joe inspected the package before Marry took it away.
Joe looked up and was met with Marry’s soft lips to his. Joe was shocked a bit but kissed back and hugged Marry close. The spontaneous moment of affection was short lived as Marry moved away first. “Wow, you still got it babe.” Joe chuckled.
“It never really goes away I suppose.” She blushed crimson.
“Well then I guess my last surprise for you is, I’ve been reassigned to this town.” Joe paused and watched Marry’s eyes light up. “I suppose you could see more of me if you want that.”
Marry stood in shocked silence, “I’d love that very much.” She croaked out, which earned a snicker from Joe.
“See you at six tomorrow then?”
“Six would be great,” Marry smiled and unlocked her door.
She opened it and then looked back at Joe, “How about sooner then that?”
Joe’s warm smile shined bright through the dark, “How about five then?”
She chuckled and moved into her house, “Have a great night, number forty six, star quarter back.” |