"...and this is exactly why I'll be calling it quits soon enough, Tyn," Derik Baker explained to his younger brother, Coltyn, as he dressed in what little there was of their matching costumes for this evening's festivities at the House of Vernon Lark.
"Oh, come on," his sibling replied, with a bit of laughter in his voice, as he proceeded to work the first of two clamps onto his exposed left nipple, wincing just a bit as it pinched the bump that stood fully erect on his well-developed pec. "It's not...that...bad," he added as he adjusted the gold adornment, taking great care not to tug on it too hard.
"Not that bad?" Derik barked. "Not that bad!" he repeated a bit louder from his place behind the dressing screen. "This is insane! We'd be better off going out there naked!" he continued to lament. "At least we'd have a shred of our dignity to cling to. But this...this is too much!"
"Not enough. Too much. Which is it, Rik? It can't be both," Coltyn continued to jest, making every effort to get his brother to calm down and laugh a little. However, even the younger of the two Beautiful Baker Boys knew they were getting themselves in pretty deep on this particular evening, at this particular venue.
"Ok, well, I'll let you be the judge of that," Derik replied as he stepped out from behind the screen.
"Oh, maaaan," Coltyn let slip, in a near whisper, as his eyes came to rest on the striking vision that was his older brother.
Muscles the color and texture of polished bronze rippled and rolled as the expertly built, golden-haired, bright blue-eyed, Ravokian male strode into place before his awe-struck sibling. There was no way the man standing before him was on the verge of celebrating his thirty-first year of birth. He could easily pass for Coltyn's twin, who would be turning only twenty-one in two seasons time.
"Damn, Rik, you...you look..."
"Ridiculous?"
"Ah-may-zing!" Coltyn declared as his eyes continued to feast on every aspect of his brother's beautiful body, which was on full display, save the few inches that were covered by a pair of red leather chaps and a matching leather pouch.
"Shut it," Derik barked as he playfully swung at his sibling.
"Hey, you were the one who booked this party," Coltyn snapped back as he too playfully swung his thickly muscled arms, making contact every few swings. "I'm just here to keep you in line."
"You? Keep me in line?" Derik laughed in return. "That's almost as funny as that clip-on earring ya got there," he continued to laugh as he managed to flick the gold hoop in his brother's ear. "Yeah, almost as funny as that," he mocked.
Coltyn just smiled at this point and allowed his brother to pick on him. It was good to hear him laughing again, regardless of the fact that it came at his own expense. If they were going to make it through the night, they would both need to remain as upbeat as possible, for as long as they could. If the rumors were true, tonight was going to be daunting and potentially dangerous. However, the mizas were greatly needed and, if Derik stuck to his word - which he usually did - this would be their last venture together.
"Hey, lover boy, snap out of it," Derik was suddenly saying as he clicked his fingers in the air before Coltyn's face. "We better get downstairs, before the master of the house sends someone up here to bust our nuts. Got it?"
"Got it," Coltyn confirmed as he reached for one of the two red leather masks that were provided by their host. "Let's do this!"