58th Day of Spring, 512 AV (Occurs later the same evening after 'House Repairs') After a long day of working on house repairs, and a late afternoon carving a brooch for the girl Nira she'd met, Minerva was down at the bar, learning about the horrors of Kelp Beer. This was the first night she'd tried it, and it was horrible. Just terrible. Ick. Yuck. Eww. She had managed to choke down a few mugs, however, and was currently quite toasted. Her coworkers kept buying her drinks (being a cute, perky redhead had its advantages), and the more drunk she got, the less she cared about the foul taste. So when she was on her fourth (or was it fifth?) ale, she was feeling quite loose, carefree, and energetic. Some singing and dancing had started throughout the tavern, and Minerva was overcome by the urge to join the fun. She'd been singing along, even though she didn't know the words to any of the local songs. She slurred her way through them anyway, as best as she could. When the last song ended, someone in the room shouted for another one. But no one could think of another good one. After a few people shouted suggestions and got booed down, Tock decided she was going to pick the song. She hopped up on top of a table, swaying a bit, and thinking that someone needed to adjust the legs on the table for balance. "OY!" she called out. "Any o' yous knows 'She were a clean ol' lass'? From Sunberth?" There was a scattered response, but no one seemed to know the song. Tock sighed, and stomped her foot. "Oy," she said, "okay, 'ere she goes!" Ohhhhhhh! She were a clean ol' lass Jus' as fine as ya could see! From 'er 'air down to 'er ass She were the finest lass 'at could be! An' 'en one day when I would pass Down by 'er 'ouse, believe ya me I couldn't 'elp but ta trespass An climb on up 'er old oak tree! I peered in through 'er window glass An' boy, ya know what I did see? 'Er bare an' finely shaped tight ass OY! What a real beauty! But 'en 'at dear fine nude lass Did turn around an' look at me! I slipped an' fell down on the grass When she squealed just like an ol' banshee! Then 'er Da came out ta beat my ass! Fer 'e knew just what I did see! 'E wouldn't listen ta my sass Nah, 'e jus' beat the 'ell outta me! Now 'at girl I won't 'arass... Though I'll never ferget what I did see! Oy, when I remember 'at ass... Aye, it were one fine booty! |