30th Summer
Oy, ya done know what, Sook? This dang bludger tells me what how it takes thirty days for letters to get here! How about that, aye? How's the world get on, what with it taking so damn long for anything to get anywhere? Oy, I tells ya, I ain't having none of that, I ain't.
Oy, right, sorry I done been going off on ya. This's supposed to be a friend letter, aye? Sorry.
Right, so, the necklace is a beaut', she is. Prettiest gift what as anyone's ever done got me, aye? I ain't never had no jewelry before. Wear it every day, I do! Right proper of ya to send it to me, Sook, right proper indeed!
Most days she's red. But ain't like, a
angry red or nothing like that, aye? Like, ya know that red ya get what on a red fox or something? Like, orange-y red, I guess. Running around, doing stuff red. Mighty pretty. Almost matches my hair.
When I done got your letter, it was like sunlight color. I done learnt how that's the
color of pride, aye? Pretty dang awesome, if'n ya ask me.
She's kinda black right now though, cause of this dang chap what's yelling at me! I told him he can't done leave til I's done writing the letter, cause he's gotta get her to you as quick as he can, aye? Dang piece of crap letter carriers take thirty bloody days to get it there!
Ya know what, Sook? I ain't gonna stand for that. Next letter ain't gonna take that long. I just got an idea. I'll send ya something right quick that'll get her done right quick, aye? Ya just keep your eyes out for it. We's gonna be able to send letters way faster than this garbage mail system they done got. Just you wait, you'll see.