[Wart's Scrapbook] Under the Looking Glass

[Wart]

Oh, this is entirely off subject but I almost forgot -

I was Horribly distracted researching random semi-relevant things when I came across a few interesting anomalies.

I searched "petching" under public posts on Facebook and found these. They're all misspelling of course (and of the same quote which is even funnier) but when you think of the meaning in Miz of the word I think they're pretty hilarious.

• Steven Stemo
As d HUNTA learns 2 AIM witout MISSING on a bird,so as d BIRD learns 2 FLY witout PETCHING.
August 8 at 12:23am via mobile ·
• Agberagba Paul
If the birds learn to fly without petching then the hunters will learn to shot without aiming
August 6 at 1:56pm via mobile ·
• Ogukwasili Michael
Since the BIRD$ has learnt how to fly without PETCHINg, i have also learnt how to $HOT without CEASINg.
August 5 at 3:19pm via mobile ·

This is from the "members" page when you sort them by words.
I couldn't help but notice that some people had negative word counts... I have to wonder... did they eat other people's words? I'm sure there's some reasonable explanation for this and if anyone knows I would love for them to share lol.

Rank	Username	Posts	Words
Player	LRP	0	-247
Player	Beast	0	-192
Player	jezzicaz789	0	-90
Player	taozi	0	-13
Player	Bens Grandma	0	-10
Player	Tyrik Kitsu	0	-10

[Minerva Agatha Zipporah]

Those misspellings put an.... interesting set of images in my head.

And I dunno about the negative words thing. Maybe a bug of some kind? So strange...

Your search of "Petching" led me to some.... interesting results when I Googled it.

First, there's the Urban Dictionary definitions. Read those and think of the Mizahar definition, and, well... yeahhhhh.

Then there's petching.com. Yes, that's right. petCHING.com!!!

[Pash'nar]

If I only I could explain to my friends whose house I'm crashing at this week why I just snorted and laughed too hard. Hmm. It's just not gonna come out right at all. Heehee. Wow.

[Wart]

Jimmy succeeded in petching a squirrel.

I will petch that lamb.

I feel like petching that animal.

In a disgraceful moment for the church, the vicar was photograhed holding back the bishops robes whilst he petched at the porcelain alter.

I don't even have words to describe how much my ribs hurt right now.

And there is something terribly wrong with Petching being a pet site. O.O

[Wart]

I tried vagik and it didn't show...

Although there is Vagikinesis....

[Minerva Agatha Zipporah]

Wooooow...

I...

Just...

yeahhhhh

[Pash'nar]

You can petch that lamb all you want, but leave those chihuahuas alone.

[Wart]

My first post on this scrapbook was about the Fires in Colorado Springs and how I was freaked out about them.

Just a few minutes ago I walked out of the store to see four fire trucks and a crapload of police cars speeding off. Right in the direction of my house.

I booked it to the car and followed them down a road that was already completely covered in thick smoke.

Only to find out that it was coming from a house about a street over.

I wish there was a way to tell the universe "Hey... too soon."

[Wart]

On a lighter note, reading your post, Pash, this unavoidably entered my mind.

"Petch the lamb if you want to, you can leave your friends behind, but petch chihuahua, the poor chihuahua, Well you're, no friend of mine."

Its a bit of stretch getting it to fit the beat. But I couldn't help myself.

[Wart]

Alright I know I'm a terrible person last scrap post for the week I swear.
no i don't

but I feel this is how Wart would describe herself.