Jacques wanted her to talk proper-like today, too, which just made it even harder. Under Jacques's warning stare and Wilhelm's growing impatience, she squirmed in her seat. "Err..." she muttered, trying to think of both how to say this without talking about magic, AND how to say it using poshy-talk. "Whazzay means is..." She caught a shift in Jacques's look, and concentrated hard, trying to remember what he'd told her about talking proper. "Err, 'at is... I mean, thhhat is," she said, looking between the men before her, all of whom were staring at her, "'ere's somma... Ahh, some damage behind this hhhere facade..." She felt like she was sweating. Was she sweating? Would wiping her sleeve across her face not be 'proper-like'? "That's ridiculous," Carl protested. "My men and I finished this job up just a couple of days ago. I assure you, Mister Wilhelm," he turned a smile on the client, "this woman clearly doesn't know what she is talking about..." Tock almost leapt across the table and pounded the fool man's head in. How DARE he act like SHE didn't know her trade!? But she caught a look of restrained panic on Jacques's face, and knew she had to contain her temper. Wilhelm listened to Carl's assurances, then turned to Tock and said with a patient, almost condescending smile, "Miss, I can tell just by looking at this wall that it's undamaged..." "Aye," she said, making a dismissive gesture at the wall. "S'a facade..." Wilhelm stared at her blankly. He clearly didn't know WHAT a facade was. Carl did, though. He was doing a poor job hiding his panic. "S'a thin, fake wall out'n front, aye?" Tock explained, holding up her fingers two inches apart. "Covers up the damage. Makes 'er look purty..." She caught another look from Jacques, and realized from the blank look on Wilhelm's face that he didn't understand. The wall LOOKED solid. The facade had surely been applied with mortar directly to the original stone. Thus there would be no way to realize that, just beneath the surface, the bulk of the wall was still cracked and weakened. She thought about it for a moment, then realized how to explain it to Wilhelm. Money. She held her hands up two feet apart and said, "'Stead o' buyin'... buying this much stone, and repairing it all proper-like, he," she nodded to Carl, "bought this much stone," she pushed her hands together until they were only two inches apart, "and slapped 'er over the front. Ta... to cover the damages up an' make 'er look like she's done when she ain't..." Wilhelm slowly began to frown. While he might not understand construction lingo like 'facade' and the like, he DID understand 'bought less stone' and 'covered up the damages.' He turned a questioning look upon Carl. The cornered contractor just waved at Tock and said, "Sir, she doesn't know what she's talking about. My men did a quality job here!" Jacques calmly interrupted to add, "Miss Zipporah is quite knowledgeable in her field, Mister Wilhelm. She's done this sort of work before. No doubt there are tell-tale signs of the work that her expert eye was able to pick out..." Tock swallowed a lump in her throat. She looked over the wall. The fact of the matter was, it was a GOOD facade. She had only found the damage via magic. She could probably find subtle signs of the hidden damage by pressing her ear against the stone and tapping on it with a hammer, searching for hollow sounds from behind the outer layer. But that wouldn't prove anything to Wilhelm, who wouldn't understand the difference between the sound of a solid wall and the very subtle and hard to distinguish sound of hidden damaged spots. It was something only someone with extensive stoneworking experience could deduce. "Miss... Zipporah," Wilhelm asked her, "CAN you prove your claim?" Tock glanced at him, and saw Carl lean back smugly in his seat. He no doubt knew that there was no way to prove it WITHOUT breaking through the facade to expose the damaged stone behind it. Which Wilhelm likely wouldn't be willing to do, since it would mean sledgehammering into his freshly repaired wall, all on a 'hunch.' Tock swallowed, then nodded. "Aye," she said, a bit uncertainly. "Gimme a bit fer ta... I mean, for to figure out right what where the damages is, an' yeah, I can..." She met Jacques's eyes. His reputation was now on the line here. Maybe she should have just kept her fool mouth shut... |