12 Fall A.V.
Zeke had had enough of living in a sheep pen! It was time to find a job. “Gretchen, Silas,” he told the two fluffy animals next to him, “It’s time for me to leave this place. To search for fame, and fortune! And maybe a real home! It’s nothing against you guys, really, but I must go.” He patted Gretchen’s fuzzy head and stood up, brushing hay from his dusty coat. “Though maybe I should take a swim in the river first.” He decided that swimming in that river, however, would not be advisable. Of course, everyone else was doing it, but the laced-up women in the upper apartments were also dumping their chamber pots there, being unable to see past their heaving, propped up bosoms. Funny thing that.
That evening, he strapped his lute across his back, soaped and shaved his face, and leapt over the side of the fence, quiet as possible to not alert Farmer Jeb. The only reason the sheep let him live in their pen was that he brought them food. Otherwise he’d be sleeping in a gutter right now, and not on a questionably smelly pile of hay. Yes, yes, the current living space had to go. Zeke was reasonably educated, it shouldn’t be too hard to find a job somewhere.
So he set off into the deeper city to look for work. It was harder than he’d thought. No place had any need of entertainers (his jokes fell flat), or cooks (he’d burned the fudge. Again), or acrobats (he’d dropped a porcelain plate on the bearded lady), or even accountants (he couldn’t count). It was a conundrum for sure. By the time he got to a dimly lit, cozy little inn in the northeast part of the city it was 10:30 at night, and the only thing most men would be looking for by now was a house of ill-repute. But he decided to give the inn a try. It was a quaint, homely looking place, perhaps family-owned, and the creaky wooden sign on the door said "The Wolf's Den". An odd name for an inn, but beggars couldn't be choosers. Etienne, however, seemed to be choosing "No". The paint's nostrils were flared and he stamped the ground nervously, skittering to one side after the other. Zeke stroked the horse's mane and crooned to him in a low voice until he had calmed down some, or just gotten used to the present but not overwhelming smell of wet dog that was hanging around the general vicinity. After making sure that he was calm, Zeke loosely tied Etienne to a nearby post and placated the fussy paint with an apple before he stepped up to the door and knocked thrice, pulling some excess hay from his wild hair as he did so.