“No, but I could hear part of his name as he was introducing himself, and I lip-read the rest. Rather easy, actually.”
Crypt took another sip of the ale, still watching Hisoka and Yohan, though not as closely as before.
Interesting. Apparently, if I'm correct, Rhylund thinks that Hisoka and I are in some sort of a relationship. If only he knew we just met a day or two ago - Ah well, I'll keep that little secret for now.
“Yes, it appears that she has a gift. Very well, let us end what we have started.”
Crypt stepped onto the raised dais after Rhylund, then turned to face the crowd.
“If I may have your attention please,” Crypt began, “I shall now be continuing the rest of my story. Now, where was I? Ah yes, I remember now. I assume quite a few of you are wondering how the cat would obtain everything he said his master owned - wealth, lands, the fair hand of the lord's daughter.
The very same day, Manx and Arthan set off for those lands under the pretext of preparing their lands for the lord's visit. Once they had reached there, after many a day of walking, the cat approached every peasant he could see. Now, a talking cat is rather rare - most, if not all, of them had never seen or heard of such a thing in their entire lives. And as such, they were terrified by Manx, assuming that he was actually a spirit of great power. Tell all that pass by that your master is Prince Arthan, lest I visit my wrath on you, ordered the cat. And for fear of angering what they thought to be a being that could strike them dead in an instant, they obeyed him. And so when the lord questioned of them their master, they said but two words.”
Crypt lifted up two fingers slowly and deliberately to emphasize his point.
“Prince Arthan. However, their true master lived in an enormous castle, and he was a mighty and terrible mage, whose greatest ability was to transform into anything he desired. But Manx the cat was more wily and cunning than he, and hatched a devious plan to rid the world of him. Sneaking into his room, the cat boldly spoke to him.
Master mage! Oh, how long have I yearned to gaze upon thy wondrous visage. The mage was well-pleased by the flattering words, and motioned for Manx to continue. I have searched for you for many a day, alone and without help, for all my friends doubt your existence, and most of all your greatest magic.
Greatly angered, the mage rose from his throne, shouting with a voice akin to thunder as he did so. Who dares to doubt me? Cat, I shall give you a display of mine abilities - describe it to the fools you term your friends, and if they still refuse to accept that I am real, I shall send lightning and fire to rain upon them. With nary a hint, the wizard transformed into a raging bull, stomping and smashing wooden tables, and then into a proud hawk, moving faster than most could see, and lastly into a gargantuan wolf, tearing with razor-sharp teeth at the steaks that lay on the immense dining table. Finally, he turned back into his initial form, and eyed the cat, waiting for its reaction.
Of course, Manx displayed much terror and awe, which pleased the mage even more. Magnificent! Wonderful! Terrifying! I shall be sure to tell my friends of your mastery of magic! But even if I speak of this to my friends, they will still doubt me. For they shall say: can he transform into something very small? He has only transformed into large creatures. True, they are impressive, but can he turn into something small, like a mouse? The wizard's face turned red, and without a word, morphed into a rat.
And Manx swiftly dashed across the room towards him and gobbled him up, ending his life.”
Some people started cheering, while others whispered among each other.
“There's only a little left to say, my friends. The lord met Arthan, dressed richly and with all manner of jewels on his clothes. On that very day, his daughter and Arthan were married, and together, they ruled their lands justly and fairly. And what of the cat? A silver bowl of milk constantly refilled by his own personal servants, a soft cushion to rest on and all the fish he ever wanted. And that's the end, folks. Remember, though most of us can never achieve something like this - to live in comfort for the rest of our lives without worries - we can at least try as hard as we can. We may not be noble Knights or legendary heroes, but we help others survive this harsh world of ours. Thank you for listening to this little tale of mine.”
And Crypt bowed low, amidst the many mizas raining down on him from an appreciative audience. |
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