by Tinnok on February 27th, 2013, 10:58 pm
One particularly crumpled letter is written in blood on the back of old and pre-used parchment.
Dearest Eagle,
Hope your wanderings out of our home jungles are going well. How's that petching ugly scalp cape growing? Scaring any barbarians with it?
I took stock of myself in the jungle and suddenly realized all my shyke-head friends have left me, but this bird I'm sending with the message isn't half as brainless as she looks, and apparently has been to the land of the giant blue men before, so hopefully she'll find you. Send her back in one, piece, you hear? If not I'll come out there and add a final patch of skin to that ugly thing you call a cape myself.
So it's winter here, which means it must be bleeding cold where ever you've gotten yourself too. Missing the days in the army where standing still made you sweat yet? No? Well, worth a try anyway.
I probably should write more, but I'm not petching poet, or nothin', so don't die like a dog out there, Myri needs you in one peace for her glorious conquering of the barbarian people, right? Eh, petch it.
-Wolf |