Mao's Doodle Haus [ Psychobabble ]

by **Kelpie** on May 10th, 2011, 8:09 am

A sexy Draidrai (Drainira) for Gpbabe! She is disguised as a... victoria's secret model? |:)

by **Siiri** on May 10th, 2011, 8:18 am

Hey, it's Little ReDrainira Riding Hood!

Why is she wearing Tarot's cloak?

by **Kelpie** on May 13th, 2011, 5:18 am

I enjoy humor. A lot. Humor makes me feel alive and giggly and fun and things of that nature. So I'm going to share some silly stories that happened to me throughout my life. I have a best friend named Anna. She's short. Like, really short, 5ft. We called her chipmunk cheeks or "reject asian". I had P.E. with her quite a lot. She wasn't very good at anything, really. Well, it was a normal school day. It was hot, we were running on the field for the first 15 minutes til the PE teacher told us to go into the gym for some workout. I looked at Anna and said, "Hey, let's take the shortcut."

Well, the shortcut was over a steep ledge and a wire mesh fence. I go over it first and wait for Anna to follow. Well, it didn't exactly go as planned.

"PAO." She yelled. I turned around and find her shorts pinned to the top of the fence, displaying her milky white ass to the rest of the PE field. I was dying in laughter. And all Anna was doing was shrieking at me, "PAO GET ME OFF THE FUCKING FENCE." Nope. No can do. Laughing too hard.

She's the type of friend that says, "I'm going half-way across the country to New York," or "It's in Gandhi" instead of Ghana. And I love every minute of it.

My mom is also a source of a whole lot of laughter in my life. She has a really thick accent, so she mispronounces things and makes them sound stupid. My mom, my stepdad, Darren, and I were at a restaurant, and Darren and I decided to fuck with my mom while we waited for our food. So it went:

Me: Mom let's play a game.
Mom: What game?
Darren: It's a puzzle you have to figure it out.
Mom: Okay, how does it go?
Darren: I am Sofa, king. We. Todd. Did.
Mom: I am sofa king we todd did? I don't get it. Say it again.
Darren: I am. Sofa. King. We. Todd. Did.
Me: *Trying to hold in laughter*
Mom: No really, I don't get it.
Me: Mom just say it out loud.
Mom: I am sofa king we todd did.
Darren: Right. Do you get it?
Mom: No. Wtf. I am sofa.... king... we todd did. I am sofa king we todd did.
Me: Uhh... mom--
Mom: I AM SOFA KING WE TODD DID.
Me: Mom stfu people can hear you.

It went on for another minute or too. She was kind of dense about it. BUT I LOVE MY MOMMY. And she can also kick your mom's ass (and probably even your dad's too), no questions asked. So humor, keep it in your life and only good things can come from it. :thumbsup:

by **Siiri** on May 13th, 2011, 5:33 am

I didn't get it either.

I only did right after I took a drink. I'm thankful I missed the grill of the CPU fan WHICH IS RIGHT BESIDE MY WET MONITOR.

I hate you Pao. :disgust:

by **Stitch** on May 13th, 2011, 11:59 am

<3333

by **Kelpie** on May 14th, 2011, 4:24 am

Sorry guys, even more shitty drawings to spam you with. This time I'm practicing male anatomy so I drew my second original character the native american inspired Riskel (who is a water wyrm trapped in human form yay cliche!) Did I mention I'm obsessed with horns? :ninja:

by **Irriari** on May 14th, 2011, 4:37 am

Shitty? Did you just call that shitty? *blinks*

I'll never understand artists, because I think it's absolutely amazing.

by **Amondaris** on May 14th, 2011, 10:16 am

The horns remind me of Flemyth 8D Shapin' up to be a pretty sweet drawin', Kelpie! Can't wait to see it completed. I love the Drainira one. I will never be able to picture her in anything other than that. Not that I'm complaining. Give me your drawring skeelz D:

by **Kelpie** on June 11th, 2011, 10:58 pm

For any and all who I'm threading with (PCwise), I'm pretty much in a writing rut with absolutely no motivation to do anything but my modded threads. I believe my muses are on strike, and I just think I'll need a break at some point and it will come in the form of the trip back to the motherland.

So if you don't hear from me, don't PM me asking why I haven't posted or nag me to do so. This is vacation time for me and I'd rather enjoy it before I sell my soul to college again.

Cheers!

by **Irriari** on June 11th, 2011, 11:22 pm

We love you, hope your muses come back soon, Paopao.