Winter 32nd, 509 AV
Lecture Hall, West Wing, Zeltiva University
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"This presupposes, of course, that Dr. Dumont actually visited Sunberth at some point in his illustrious career, and to be frank, I have found that presupposition is a dangerous game when attending to the notes of Dr. Dumont."
The comment was meant to be funny - in Minnie's defense it WAS a little bit funny. Part of what made the crowd receive it deadpan was her delivery. Minnie was not good with the entire idea of lecturing. Part of it, though, was the nature of the crowd, and perhaps, the over exuberant assistance of a friend of hers.
The title of the lecture - in fact, no more than an installment in the regular weekly lecture series of the schools of History, Literature and Aesthetics at the Universtity - was where the trouble began. Minnie had entitled the lecture, originally, "Regarding a post-Dumont interpretation of Sunberthian Aesthetics: Theory and Application". But the thrust of the lecture - simply because she knew that as an idea, it would be the lynchpin which she would have to place in order to have the rest of the lecture be of interest - was a careful exposition of the shoddy scholarship and mixed motives of the well-respected Dr. Khirekin Dumont, whose book 'The Savage Pit' on the city of Sunberth had provided a basis for scholarship on the city since its publication a few generations before. The ideas were not original to Minnie - doubts about Dumont's decidedly biased interpretations of Sunberth as the 'City the Gods Roll Their Eyes At', as he had once famously called it, had floated around for years.
The problem was that Dumont was enormously popular, because for all his poor scholarship he was an eminently engaging writer. Even as she bristled at his lazy intellectual shortcuts, Minnie was a touch jealous of his sense of narrative and style. And of course, the book itself, just underneath the veneer of scholarship, was as much scandal sheet as scholarship. A whole chapter was devoted to erotic poetry, not because it was enormously plentiful in Sunberth, but simply because Dumont languished in descriptions of the infamous perversion of Sunberth's now defunct culture of 'smoke seraglios'. Most of the book was written this way.
Even this would have been acceptable, but just before announcing the lecture, Minnie had run the lecture by the board of the university, who liked to prescreen the public lectures just to make sure there was nothing incendiary about them. That night, one of the people sitting on the board had been a young professor, Leyta Jonquil, a woman known as much for her saucy tongue as her work in the history of magic. She had laughed at the end, and declared, half as a joke, "The lecture was so interesting, but you won't get anyone into it with that snoozer of a title. How about… eh… 'Dumont: A Taste of the Spicy Bits."' Everyone laughed.
Minnie suspected that this had been written on the official notes of the meeting only as a sort of parting jest. But somewhere between that joke and the posting of the notice of upcoming lectures, the name had been recorded as the official title, much to Minnie's horror. The lecture had more than one young buck bringing a date. Some of the attendees were clearly not associated with the university at all, possibly just hoping for a bit of the saltier talk of Dumont's recollections. More than one person, one of Minnie's acquaintances at the library had suggested, was there possibly just to see the famously asocial Minnie Lefting have to discuss sex on a public stage.
The lecture had been none of that, so the crowd was irritable and disappointed, and Minnie was through the flustered period at the beginning, and into now a vaguely defiant posture of irritation with the whole lot of them. //Petch it all, I'm making a good sound argument, I'm not going to let them embarrass me for that.// She retained the sort of dignity one retains in a situation where it would perhaps eb easier on everyone if you simply lost that list fig leaf of dignity to the rising tide, staring down a few of the students (and even a professor or two) who squirmed in their seats. As per her normal practice - being too short for the podium, and having once had the experience of falling off a stool she stood on to reach it mid-lecture - she sat on the edge of the stage, her voice raised into a ringing, nasal pitch that crawled through the lecture hall with an insistent power.
But the facts! They were good facts! And she maintained to herself, anyway, that the focus SHOULD be on the facts. The myths had no need to be retold, except in fragments to illustrate their weakness.
"The work of Hobbs and Dunkirk, though largely forgotten now, actually provides an interesting alternate explanation for the corpus of work in Dumont's summaries. Their paper, which I've noted on the slate if you're interested in reading it, was predicated on their interviews of a number of storytellers and bards from Sunberth. The stories they told, while of course bearing the variation inherent in bard work over time, reflected several of the stories recorded from Dumont's supposed visits. This suggests that, perhaps, not only the depressing news of Dumont's fraud, but a far more interesting possibility - that the outline we are working from now excludes the very cores of Sunberth's aesthetic traditions - that all we have is, as it were, the scraps that their bards throw to foreigners who want a bit of salacious gossip from the mad city. That, what we really have is retellings of Sunberthian oral tradition, adapted to a Zeltivan audience, and then transcribed by a Zeltivan of dubious trustworthiness. And, personally, as a scholar, I think this is exciting."
The crowd, clearly disagreed.
Minnie crumpled, a bit visibly, but nodded to the crowd, "Anyway… I think… yes… there's the bells. I've run a bit long… but if you have any questions or suggestions or counterarguments, then I'm glad to receive them for a while afterwards. Good evening to you all.."
The crowd immediately began to hum, people standing, couples laughing, professors muttering. The room began to melt away.