Kane's Scrapbook - Humour Abound

by **Jupiter** on June 2nd, 2013, 5:32 am

So apparently now Kitty is Iron Man and I'm Batman.

It's kind of fitting actually.

by **Kane** on June 2nd, 2013, 9:00 am

So, something hilarious happened while we were out walking Kitty's dog that I absolutely had to post up about. And then I'll be going to bed because I'm REALLY tired.

So, we took him out for a walk, and he found an appropriate place to poop. And while he was pooping, apparently something startled him. So he hopped. No seriously. He sprung up. He jumped. He was like freakin' Prancer the Reindeer. And then, after his prance attack, he went right back to poopin'. Like it wadn't no thang.

...Wow. Apparently I get weird when I need to sleep. Anyways, we laughed so hard that we almost fell over. It was hilarious.

Anyways, that's my story! And now I'm going to sleep. Night everyone!

by **Stardust** on June 2nd, 2013, 11:04 pm

by **Jupiter** on June 6th, 2013, 2:20 am

That is totally my theme song from now on. It's happening.

Also, why won't my cat stop jumping on top of the fish tank? He's just gonna fall in eventually. And he's up there right now. I'm staring at him. I should probably stop him. Yeah, probably should. A small part of me wants him to fall in and learn his lesson.

by **Jabari Dreamchaser** on June 6th, 2013, 2:27 am

"But your honor" said Jupiter, "I didn't even take part in the robbery!"

"Yes" said the judge. "But you helped them ... Planet!".

Found this online and was hoping to bring you a smile.

by **Kane** on June 6th, 2013, 4:36 am

But the only crimes I ever help plan are-Ehem, I mean. Of course not. I'd never plan any crimes.

But yeah. I grinned. I wish there were Jabari puns I could send you.
I looked it up and all I found was a guy that was assassinated and an alleged rap genius. Perhaps that's where the "sick beats" part of the Jabiter come from? We can only speculate.

Anyways! Thanks! I enjoyed reading that.

by **Kane** on June 7th, 2013, 1:42 am

So, this is my dog Ben. He's a Great Dane and he's super, SUPER cute!!

He's also one of the sweetest dogs in the world. And he's a horrible chronic lap dog/leaner. Like he literally leans against you for attention. I love him. <3

by **Irriari** on June 7th, 2013, 2:10 am

Ohmygosh, Kane, your dog is adorable. I always laugh at dogs that do that. It's like they don't know their own size, or they don't care- they just want love, and you're now a leaning post.

by **Jabari Dreamchaser** on June 7th, 2013, 2:35 am

I have to agree with Irriari... adorable!

by **Eilea** on June 7th, 2013, 2:45 am