51st of Spring, 513 AV
The lazing bells between lunch and dinner at the Rearing Stallion were often left to a more surly breed of regulars; men of age who had no jobs to speak of and a world’s worth of experience brimming at their callused fingertips. The creaking stools they occupied along the bar’s varnished edge were their homes away from home, and the drinks that filled their mugs a last remaining drop of their guilty passions.
Exhausted by what surprises life had offered them in decades past, and only wishing to find a stretch of comfort before they became too infirm, these were men who had witnessed things the likes of which younger generations could not even fathom. And every day they came here to the Rearing Stallion to swap stories of the past, laugh, drink ale, and of course, curse their black guts out.
“Never seen such a petching horrific storm in all me life. Lost two good grandsons that day. One was destined to join the Order, I‘m sure of it.”
“Aye, shyke. My younger brother lost his entire herd as well as his house. Wife and I took him in, but he hasn‘t been able to get back on his petchin’ feet since. Turned him into a lout.”
“I had a cousin who was in the mine that collapsed…Never had a petching chance… It’s said you can still hear their voices between the cracks in the rocks.”
“Did any of you see the rubble at the dormitories? To think where we’d be without our Knights…”
“But we should all be thankful that the gods saw us fit to live past it, and unite us in our sorrow.” Kevith’s voice was a powerful equalizer, his one good arm raising a mug of water to the air as he weighed each man with a gaze that could fill an empty heart with courage. “To those we’ve lost, and those we‘re lucky enough to still have. Cheers.”
“Here here,” came the groaning chorus.
Between refilling mugs and inserting a healthy dose of levity into each conversation, Kevith was a man whose ability to stay positive despite what life had done to him kept the spirit of the tavern warm and welcoming. He radiated inspiration, and drew people from all around like moths to a benevolent flame.
The middle aged ex-knight leaned slowly back against a wall of kegs behind the bar as the room fell silent, crossing his one arm against a barreled chest as he turned the mug in his hand. A sidelong glance was cast to one of his moths in particular who had come to him all the way from Sunberth, a thought occurring on his grizzled features that spawned a smile between the graying hairs of his beard.
“Aidan, lad! Tell these gentleman a joke! Let’s liven the place up a bit, aye?” Kevith’s voice was filled with mirth and on the cusp of a laugh, his dark brows wobbling mischievously along his wrinkled forehead.
The young Sunberthan, who had previously been staring pensively into his half consumed mug of dark brown ale, snapped to attention at the call and pulled himself away from the long bar’s edge. Gazing blithely out to his audience whom all held him with slight contempt of his youth, Aidan measured them each with an impish grin and took one last sip of ale before setting the mug down.
”There was once a farmer out east who had over a hundred hens, but no rooster to mate with them, and he wanted chicks for a new generation. So he traveled down the road to the next farmhouse and asked the farmer there if he had a rooster. The other farmer said: ‘Yeah, I’ve got this rooster named Rand. He’ll take care of every hen you own, without fail.’
The price for Rand was very steep, but the farmer decided it would be well worth it to have a rooster that could service each of his hens. So he took Rand home with him, set him down in the middle of the large coop he built for all the hens, and then spoke to the rooster before letting him go. ’Rand,’ he says, ’there’s a lot of hens here, and I paid good coin for you, so pace yourself and try to have a good time, alright?’
Strangely enough, the rooster seemed to understand and started immediately in on the hens. Within a bell he’d laid with each one three or four times. The farmer was clearly astonished, but Rand refused to stop there, going out to the lake where he saw a flock of geese by the water’s edge. Within another bell he’d laid with all the geese. Rand, however, refused to even stop there. He went after the farmer’s pigs, his cows, his horses, his sheep, and every other animal the farmer owned.
This left the farmer quite distraught, worried that his new prize rooster wouldn’t even make it through the day, and after he‘d paid such good money for him. So he went to sleep uneasily that night and woke up the next morning. Sure enough, he found Rand laying out in an open field with buzzards swarming overhead the next day.
The farmer raced to his rooster’s side, saddened by the event of his death and knelt beside him. ‘Rand, I tried telling you to pace yourself,’ the farmer says. ‘Now look what’s happened.’ Just then, Rand opened his eyes, looked to the farmer, nodded to the sky and said: ‘Shhh. They’re getting closer.’”
A tavern once shadowed by a curtain of ominous silence broke into raucous laughter, as old men who had grown cynical with the world felt for a brief moment what it was like to be young men in the prime of their youth.